i almost died last night

i fell on my boner
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sorry to hear that
thank you, it means a lot
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noone cares
too bad you didn't
too bad you didn't
and how would you know that?
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How would I know what exactly?
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that i didn't fall on my boner
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Im not following.
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Quotei almost died last night by Talon
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yeah
those big macs always get me up and goin
i was chased by 8 turks with weapons :D
thats why i made this journal!
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able to rebuild it?
like he's ever gonne use it :-/
he can still stick his fingers up his ass for his own pleasure
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ahahahha, wery much pain
The penis doesn't have a bone

Unless you're a bear, that is.
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or one of many other animals with a penis bone...
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thats bad i fell on my head once, no twice, no obie trice hehe :P:P
Old school.
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Yes thats my nickname :P
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