UK ET: The Musical Episode 1.

So I was reading crossfire news, as I often do at 5am. Don't pretend like you haven't. And I realised that kamz, unbeknownst to the rest of crossfire, had unleashed his full musical force upon the world. His interview response was a clever, yet thinly veiled, song: I took it upon myself to reveal this tuneful ditty to you, the humble crossfire user.

I apologise in advance for 3 things:

The audio quality.
My voice quality.
Wasting your time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXb79tKCACM

Here are the lyrics so you can sing, and I use the word sing very lightly, along:

Well everybody from the UK community
knows that I wanted the captaincy
for a few seasons now and wanted to take the UK far.
Yeah I will take great pride in getting the UK a top 3 spot
with a great win against Estonia in the Winner Bracket. But
after sqzz and razz backstabbing colt to join Impact
and the way R0SS acted after, I realised what
I was actually captain of
and why the UK has failed in ET,
because they don't know the meaning of the word loyalty
and I didn't want to be
captain of such a team.
I don't have a grudge against sqzz
I don't have a grudge against razz or anything
I still talk and play with them.

they were modified only very slightly from the original post.
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If needed, I could beatbox the instrumental to this "epic" track. 5am reading is when the true interlectualls read, especially after running out of a taxi without paying. Yeah look at me kids im so cool.
This track is only a beatbox away from platinum, and I sincerely hope that was an ironic spelling mistake.
Parent
fuck no sir! te lyrics are nice, but the singing is just like "alle meine entchen" or even worse
Parent
good morning sock
It is indeed Mr Fredd.
Parent
Amazing post, would read again.
Parent
im so going to sleep now!
night cf!

11.21pm here in Peru XD
have ba good...erm day mister
Parent
fuck yaa been up since 5 am aswell (our time) so i beat u hähä
You win this round. Your prize: fatigue. Enjoy.
Parent
not really got my sleep and im used to cope with small amount of sleep (using this sleeping technique which allows u to maximise the time ull spend up)
Parent
I use the technique of sleeping when I'm tired. It's quite popular.
Parent
I know, it's why I mocked you. Polyphasic sleep is bullshit.
Parent
nah its pretty cool tbh since i have so much time to do stuff while other retards are sleeping ^^
Parent
and what exactly do u do while other retards are sleeping? spend time on a computer?
Parent
atm preparing myself for an entrance examination (most likely doing it for nothing since i already got spot in uni) or do other usefull things (go out with dog, exercise etc) and i have to admit that sometimes i spend my time browsing sites and such.
Parent
and you rate all that as better things to do than sleep?
Parent
why should i sleep more than its needed? ofc if i can do such things as study, exercise w/o feeling tired by using these methods its better than just sleeping and doing nothing. Spending useless time on ligh state of sleep is useless since REM is everything that counts.
Parent
But first, about sleep...

A lot of people believe sleep has been proven to repair or rehabilitate the brain and body, but this is not necessarily true. We don’t really know much about sleep. There’s no clearly defined biological reason for it, and it is intuitively an evolutionary disadvantage.

even this guy is not sure what he is talking about. how can you know REM is all you need? he totally discarded all other phases of sleep and just pointed out that REM seems to be most significant state of sleep. at the same time he mentions that during REM it seems the mind is most awake, which contradicts with the whole polyphasic theory.

whats proven is that you can function properly under polyphasic sleeping method but there are no research results sufficient enough to say anything about the long term results of this method.
Parent
Bullshit? I seem to very often naturally end up in a somewhat bi-phasic sleep pattern when I'm in college just because of how I cope with boredom. Typically 3-4 hours beforehand and 3-4 hours after (eg: 0400-0700, 1400-1800). Works a treat man.

Of course the "sleep when tired" approach is standard practice during the holidays.

Also: accepted an offer for accommodation now! just need to learn from scratch the last two maths modules, mechanics 1, fields/further mechanics, nuclear/thermal physics & astro for June if I actually want to get in.

If the required motivation strikes then next month is seriously going to kill me. Actually doing work still seems like a foreign concept.

Desperately need to sleep though. I have much of being a bum and generally doing nothing on the plate tomorrow. Bank holidays are busy days. Although the real problem is I'm losing my ability to write anything coherent.
Parent
That's biphasic not polyphasic. Biphasic is well established as a natural sleeping pattern eg. siestas and babies. Anyway the issue isn't whether it's possible, the issue is all the bullshit claims holier than thou polyphasers make about their mental prowess. Like depriving your brain of a natural process somehow unlocks a massive store of creative energy. It's absolutely ridiculous. In fact, that it would be in any way superior to the normal sleeping pattern is ridiculous when you consider even basic human evolution.
Parent
Mmm. I didn't check out the link but if this guy is doing the whole 5-6 nap a day shit then well.. I agree. Sure it's viable but I doubt it gives any boost in productivity. The time immediately before and after sleeping/naps can very rarely be used productively, and the more times you sleep a day the more that dead time mounts up.

But hey! Who are we to judge, this guy is clearly far too edgy with his unique cutting edge sleeping pattern.

Really going to sleep this time.
Parent
oh sock.
very nerdish tbh
Made me smile & lol @ Intense LAN Training :)
oh good, someone has done the thinking for me. :]
u really need some cool tunes to go with dat.
we need singing contest ( there was one in the past right?)

got some pll that want to compete
oh gosh, please no!
Parent
Wow, what a waste of time
The audio quality -10
My voice quality -1
Wasting your time +1000000
celine dion - my heart will go on .mp3 or gtfo
near, far, wherever you are...
Parent
I believe that the heart does go on, once more you open the door and you're here in my heart and my heart will go on and on....
Parent
that was hideous
made me fall asleep
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