A decent Duck looking for a new nest

You know you want to recruit me, don't be shy, come on you know you need me.

I) IF YOU:
-are an active clan
-know what the word "fun" means
-have some tax & wish to play

II) THEN THIS IS WHERE I COME WITH:
-activity
-fluent Poland & England
-around med- skill
-experience
-allrounder playstyle (rifle too!)
-cleanest YAWN ever
-maturity
-ventmix + voice that makes you horny + chatty attitude on comms

III) BUT DON'T ASK IF YOU:
-whine
-hax
-are an idiot


edit: random pic ofc:
image: lol%20keyboard
Comments
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so retards can ask u ?
If they're retarted in a funny way like Loekino is - np4me!
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nice try mate, but i'm not interested, ask some other ducks
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my yawn is cleaner(with the exception of mbudget guidspooffing me) and it goes further back in time!
(with the exception of mbudget guidspooffing me)

excuses, excuses...
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gl eend <3
<3

» You cannot post two comments in a row that fast.
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spammer!! :D
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Now you tell me something! As teh head admin, god of this all thingy etc. you must know why the attitude of this whole community is so anti-duck-ish ?!? Every recruitment post I make about myself is replied with comments like "fuckaduck" pics of some zoo porn or some useless pictures of human idiocy (like the first comment in this thread but that's not only in my thread, that's like everywhere so nvm). My engrish may have made this comment not understandible but I hope you got the point. I mean - where all this hate comes from?
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its your attitude dude.... you just act like you know all and your being a hater
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im being hated tbh :< i dont hate any1 :o
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*cough*bonsai*cough*
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</3 ... be happy i didnt insulted u with those things like fuckaduck and stuf... </3
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I didn't take this as an insult, I just don't think it was funny/useful/so_retarted_that_it_was_funny/making_me_smile/whatever
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wasn't ment to be, im boring.. it a useless post just like the most posts here..
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I WAS MOAAKING FUNNIES






us wishes you many good lucks
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yay... thx... I'm kinda jumpy today
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gl, great guy !
thx estonian boy! how is High5 btw?
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bad :< didn't get to playoffs and it's inactive
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gl duckzor :D

gimme a fuckin reply btw
thx <3

edit: oh nice mousemat you have!
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teh one u have is way bettar
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quack :D
Ducky ducky he's the man, ain't nobody hatin like he can
He thinks he's cool he thinks is fine, he thinks he sees bread but finds a landmine
Ducky ducky just for you, I'll guarantee you a spot in my crew
But before you get in I want to be sure, your feathers are soft and pure
Because I once knew a duck who claimed to be real, and ended up bald and locked in cages of steel
Now ask yourself if it's really worth a try, because many warsowhaters sadly died.
XDDD

pure ownage

edit: warsow sux, sry
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