haha, an amusing clan application

by nvc • 22 Jun 2008, 10:58 • Forums › Off Topic
i don't know why, maybe its because i am still feeling a little bit drunk, but, i found this rather amusing

Quotehello Team Dignitas guys,

My name is Stevie de Vries Andries and i am 16 years old from The Netherlands.
My xbox live gamertag is : SlaDiRotMoV

I want to join your cod4 clan.
i understand that u guys do not do this without a test or try out so i made a list of what i can do.

1.I am a natural sniper understand that you have a guy for that and i'm eager to go 1 on 1 with him sometimes to see how good i can snipe.
2.Blindfire capabilities. No matter wich sniper i can blindfire with it when close enough.
3.Rusher with SMG or certain assault rifles.
4.Flank 'N' Sneak. I can move around the area unnoticed and see patterns of enemies quicky when i'm alone i am 100% accurate and i move quickly enough and strike again.
5.Support. I can spot enemies quick when i hang back and provide support so my teammates will be informed.

I am not the perfect player so here's a list of my cons.

1. bad Days just like anyone else i cant be on my best everyday
2. Short tempered. I can be aggresive when thing are not going well. :$
3.big mouth.. Sorry but i can shout the sh*t out of people esspecially when my teammates are offended or that they claim that they are good while they S*ck

I have tactical insight and can give teammates advice on whats best to do.
i can save their skins with my sniper. 2 Snipers are better than 1 so think about giving me a try out.
Greetz/ Haleej,

SlaDiRotMoV.
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Sainted 22 Jun 2008, 12:00
/me thinks he is applying for the xbox360 cod4 squad
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knightje 22 Jun 2008, 12:01
then you invited him for tryout
and lemme guess
he sucked..
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b 22 Jun 2008, 12:02
LOL'd
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finkregh 22 Jun 2008, 12:53
i don't get why every1 thinks it's so funny :D
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xeoxis 22 Jun 2008, 12:04
He pmd you on crossfire?
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Hptm 22 Jun 2008, 12:05
hoho haha hehe journal ?
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westi 22 Jun 2008, 12:09
the funnies!



still looking for them
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kizashi 22 Jun 2008, 12:18
It's not really funny tbh, I like how presented his skills & stuffs...
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FaTTony 22 Jun 2008, 12:23
whats amusing if people spend time in esport to become serious business?
i remember ET-teams writing 10 pdf-pages to get in decent clans :o
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risee 22 Jun 2008, 12:28
take him, he's a better sniper than tosspot!
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cRz 22 Jun 2008, 12:30
lol can't see the funnies
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nvc 22 Jun 2008, 12:36
YES U CAN
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cRz 22 Jun 2008, 12:38
show me.
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nvc 22 Jun 2008, 13:18
Quotelol can't see the funnies


you lol'd
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cRz 22 Jun 2008, 13:30
ahh damn you got me :<
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Pztriot 22 Jun 2008, 12:44
image: TS_BHB_not_amused_khan
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finkregh 22 Jun 2008, 12:52
omg ^_^ this series owns!
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Steven Seagal 22 Jun 2008, 16:58
from what serie was that?
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Superboyy 22 Jun 2008, 18:13
the tiger is from the jungle book
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Deactivated6721 22 Jun 2008, 19:27
rescue rangers :)
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Superboyy 23 Jun 2008, 00:23
what about them?
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AnnieMac 22 Jun 2008, 12:45
where are the funnies :(
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k1pa 22 Jun 2008, 12:50
www.nexus.com [/failure] how iz u doing <3
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AnnieMac 22 Jun 2008, 13:04
fine, u?
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k1pa 22 Jun 2008, 13:07
ur asking a dutch man , how he feels, after NL - RUSSIA
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AnnieMac 22 Jun 2008, 13:09
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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triflip 22 Jun 2008, 12:54
NOT FUNNEEEH
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Panda 22 Jun 2008, 13:00
Wasn't funny...
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Deactivated6709 22 Jun 2008, 13:37
i didnt find it funny, i found it 16 years old+ internet skillz.
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woot 22 Jun 2008, 13:46
ur clry not used to get (funny) applications.
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Adacore 22 Jun 2008, 13:48
I think it shows a charming naivete - it's like sending your resume to apply for a senior job at a big company when you've not got any experience and there's no vacancy.
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Nemesis- 22 Jun 2008, 21:05
you are the only person on crossfire that is not retarded, at least now society has hope!
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duNzy 22 Jun 2008, 14:42
serious business
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gari 22 Jun 2008, 15:03
i lold..a bit..
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ILikeTurtles 22 Jun 2008, 15:18
sticky please
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peoples 22 Jun 2008, 16:50
that is sad, not funny :--d
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Jin 22 Jun 2008, 17:48
I think the typical xfire attitude is getting to you nvc. Take a break from this site!
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nuMbe 22 Jun 2008, 20:34
epic fail
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Nemesis- 22 Jun 2008, 21:06
"Sorry but i can shout the sh*t out of people esspecially when my teammates are offended or that they claim that they are good while they S*ck"

tbh, that was the only funny part about the application besides the fact that u have a guy applying to Dignitas yet does not mention previous experiences.

Pls if u r applying to Dignitas I doubt the line "while they suck" is relevant :)
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YEOJ 8 Feb 2010, 21:39
It beats the avg engrish speaking polish player application, does it not?
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