Team Zimbabwe

by h3r0!n • 8 Jul 2008, 22:44 • Forums › Enemy Territory
Today our president Robert Gabriel Mugabe had an arrangment with the people of Zimbabwe. He said that we need to make an Enemy Territory team. Mr. Mugabe searched a long time to find the best players in this beautiful country and finally he created a nice team of new talents.

Here is the lineup:
• Zimbabwe Canaan Banana
• Zimbabwe Josiah Zion Gumede
• Zimbabwe Kenneth Kaunda
• Zimbabwe Abel Muzorewa
• Zimbabwe Joshua Nkomo
• Zimbabwe Morgan Tsvangirai

We won't have any cheaters in Zimbabwe, because if we cheat then the president will cut our hands off. We will replace Team Norway because they dropped out.

After this good news we immediately played some wars versus two gold medal winners in the ET nations cup. We played versus team Finland and team Poland. Unlucky we lost both matches, but we will keep practising for the gold medal.

We are ready to sing Kalibusiswe Ilizwe leZimbabwe.

Update:Team Zimbabwe 4:0 Team France

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GoodGuyGary 8 Jul 2008, 23:45
ROFL
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mOsq 8 Jul 2008, 23:47
not funny serious buisness plox !
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suL1v 8 Jul 2008, 23:46
allies 6 fops' only
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huumemikko 8 Jul 2008, 23:47
:DD:D.d.D gl acksaw & hype
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AziMiZ 8 Jul 2008, 23:47
team looks promosing
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Rusji 8 Jul 2008, 23:49
^1L^2o^3L
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synthic 8 Jul 2008, 23:49
image: zimfn9

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I SM3LL SOME FIELDHACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where are the other two of the 6-team? :O
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suL1v 8 Jul 2008, 23:54
stealing cars so the other 4 can stop walking
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synthic 8 Jul 2008, 23:59
probly true :O but I think you mean the truck instead of a car right? :D
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venoM 8 Jul 2008, 23:50
do it like vanhaomena and his team all sniper piramid
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JiPp0 9 Jul 2008, 16:51
sniperpyramid isnt a sniperpyramid without me as a FG42
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w0nd3r 8 Jul 2008, 23:58
Dude, are you serious? :DDDD
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AziMiZ 9 Jul 2008, 00:07
serious as a heart attack
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bliss 8 Jul 2008, 23:59
hahahahahaha
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nickEr 9 Jul 2008, 00:02
seriously? :D
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atemi 9 Jul 2008, 00:07
My mum is from Zimbabwe.

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Sinnu 9 Jul 2008, 00:14
not even funny :C
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m1Ke_ 9 Jul 2008, 00:18
my Favorite ! :D
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idren 9 Jul 2008, 00:20
yeah, a reggae team

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rize 9 Jul 2008, 00:21
lolled
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sAm. 9 Jul 2008, 00:33
good luck !
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destiny 9 Jul 2008, 00:37
My name is Simta Kumta, can you test me please?
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h3r0!n 9 Jul 2008, 12:16
I called the president to ask about this.

He said that you already played for Team Israel and that Team Zimbabwe don't want any players that already played for another nation team.

So sorry i need to disappoint you. But when we need a merc for a practise your are always welcome.
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destiny 9 Jul 2008, 12:19
but Israel kidnapt me it doesn't count!
Natupeda :<<
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h3r0!n 9 Jul 2008, 12:20
Hmm.. then you need to write a letter to the president, maybe he will accept you. GL!
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destiny 9 Jul 2008, 12:23
btw, where can I find the president? his not in his tent :<
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h3r0!n 9 Jul 2008, 12:30
He is walking with the lions every midday.. So you'll need to wait until tonight.
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destiny 9 Jul 2008, 12:39
he walk the lions but I walk to Ligers! :)
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h3r0!n 9 Jul 2008, 13:00
Fusion between a Lion and a Tiger xD
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destiny 10 Jul 2008, 12:09
You get an A! :D
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spng 9 Jul 2008, 00:45
they play only Allies\fops imho :D gl
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Deactivated5085 9 Jul 2008, 00:46
I would like to say Good Luck guys.
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krypto 9 Jul 2008, 01:01
et in zimbabwe ? =x
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danL 9 Jul 2008, 01:26
hf heroin the zimbabwean!
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MissioN 9 Jul 2008, 02:42
I would like to say that it was funny to read ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
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NawoR 9 Jul 2008, 03:20
whoohoo xD
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Casillas 9 Jul 2008, 03:30
http://www.riemurasia.net/jylppy/media.php?id=38298 There is very expensive!
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h3r0!n 9 Jul 2008, 12:19
But hey, we got alot of money in Zimbabwe. The president is paying everything for us, so np.
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SuI 9 Jul 2008, 06:25
I SUPPORT YOU! russia out zimbabwe in plz!
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Acksaw 9 Jul 2008, 07:23
We are ready to dominate in the name of Robert Mugabe!!!
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NzZ 9 Jul 2008, 09:31
And team ganja is not accept k
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mental 9 Jul 2008, 09:38
looool i think they just want to play in nc cup !
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Statti 9 Jul 2008, 10:43
xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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korguy 9 Jul 2008, 10:50
let them play or nazi!! :DDD
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tiMuber 9 Jul 2008, 11:07
nice^^ gl!
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mental 9 Jul 2008, 12:05
XDDDD
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foonr 9 Jul 2008, 12:26
same warning for you
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FrGje 9 Jul 2008, 12:12
xDDDDDDDDDD
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FaTTony 9 Jul 2008, 12:14
ey, i´ve been wearing this flag for months now...and i´ve been the only one who did!!! awaitin ur pm´s!!!
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foonr 9 Jul 2008, 12:25
first warning for racism, and last
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Stefano 9 Jul 2008, 12:31
:DDDDDDD
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Kaide 9 Jul 2008, 14:45
sigh, this really takes out the meaning of nc but w/e
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cheasy 9 Jul 2008, 14:57
Like they will be allowed to play :)
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fabuloz 9 Jul 2008, 15:44
i thought in Zimbabwe there are only bananas and tabak... Or u live anywhere else?
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Skinner 9 Jul 2008, 17:08
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"Im a Medic!"
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Malos 10 Jul 2008, 01:37
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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eRnn 10 Jul 2008, 01:38
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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FrAgOn 10 Jul 2008, 01:39
XDDDDD i rofled @ irl
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jAuu 10 Jul 2008, 17:33
Great score against team france :')
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xiN 10 Jul 2008, 18:16
Update:Team Zimbabwe 4:0 Team France

"ok"
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Xjsz 17 Jul 2008, 03:36
Fragon need skill! pm him !
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