CC6 - NEED 6TH PLAYERER

HELLO ALL YOUNG BOYS AND GIRLS AND OLD MANS AND WOMANs!
We need a 6th player for Europe our cc6 team that doesn't have a name (yet).


WHAT WE WANT FROM YOU:


- A relaxed nice guy or girl who can have fun and isn't totally shit in ET either
- Rifle or medic/fop
- If a guy, handsome so we won't have to be ashamed of hanging out with you
- If a girl, a pretty one because no-one likes ugly chicks.

WHAT WE HAVE TO OFFER:


Guaranteed succes in ET

You'll get to play with widely respected and envied EC/NC superstar and recent ESL Winter League silverpocalist ECMikko a.k.a NCMikko a.k.a CCMikko, Finland crosby. With him, winning is self-evident.

A chance to get laid

You'll get to hang out with Finland tapsa, popularity amongst the girls is inevitable. Ofcourse tapsa himself will get the most and the best chicks, but his leftovers might well give you a fuck in their depression after getting rejected by tapsa.

An option to be as contentious dickhead as you ever wish

You'll be able to do whatever you want and say whatever you want to whoever you want without having to mind about the consequences. In case a conflict emerges, Italy mama will defend you and beat up everyone.

An opportunity to get talking with a REAL GIRL

Being in the same team will be an amazing excuse to start a conversation with Netherlands Kitty, a very attractive and nice young lady. This is a chance that you sad crossfire/ET nerds won't face often in your life.

A meeting with an invisible man

Well, this guy is in the team. Yet I don't know anything about him. His nickname is Germany rise tho. He's invisible, odorless and tasteless. We're really doubtful about his coming - in fact we're not quite sure if he even really exists.

ALSO:


We are looking for 4 - or 5 if the 6th needs also - places at some cabin
(Kitty won't come HAHAHAHA u dirty nerds will never see a woman AHAHAHA).


/q taspaje / crosby / Kitty` / n1ce`mama / risee or whoever u want xDDD

image: the_power_of_beer
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GL TAAAAAPSAAAAAAAAAA Kitty <3
rise + lan = lol
gl rise : D
lolololol ..



gl tho!
lol rise lol
gl
I enjoyed reading :D

gl
lol ye mama would so totally kick everyone's ass he's so big and strong and stuff
still enough to beat your chubby ass
Parent
like size matters.
Parent
gl ladzority

take speedy-bozar btw I heard he is looking for lan team
cu @ lan mama
Are you going for sure or just kidding? If yes, I might consider coming too since seems like there will be loads of people I know!
Parent
maybe ! :D I only wanted to tease mama in the first place
Parent
take eirik
gl tapsa@alcohol <3
PAY MY LANS AND I COME
goodluck kitty <3
nais Germany rise
releeeeeeeeeeee
funny post, so is kitty attracted to tapsa also? :D:D go get em !
ga je 't weer proberen? :) cu @ cc6
Parent
good luck
funny post :)
gl !!
Coolest post ever :D Gl
Kitttyyyyyyy! gl
kitty stays my girlfriend!
HaHa! you wish hayaa <3 !
Parent
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Parent
gay away gaylord
Parent
Hey stinkie<3
Parent
Would you bother taking me to your supercool team if I came? :-)
gl mama, and think to unmute yourself before the war to don't speak alone xD

cya
Pick me cockfaces!
nice post ! :)
I'M AVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
take me ! just pm clouver at mIRC. i am able to pay myself up there and i will travel together with my rl friend lettu probably, so it will be 100% sure I'll be there, no danones will happen! : )
different day, different week, different month, different year but still the same sentence over and over again xD <3
Parent
kitty kiiiiiillllllllll!!!
tuun ampuu feissii
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