BoRi pro @ cooking !!!!

by BoRi • 1 Jul 2010, 12:36 • Forums › Off Topic
1. step: get some money

image: 10_euros_V_G_anv

2. step: make a phone call and order a pizza

image: Wireless_Telephone

3. step: wait 30 mins till it arrives, and after enjoy ur meal

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Sorry Dave and urtier! :(
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mAurice 1 Jul 2010, 13:36
aha
u arent funny im sorry
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puReD 1 Jul 2010, 16:11
du schon zwei mal nich
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mAurice 1 Jul 2010, 17:45
lern deutsch du hurensohn und spam mich nicht immer ich kenn dich nicht mal also laber mich nicht voll
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cRz 1 Jul 2010, 18:06
das ist deutsch :D
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mAurice 1 Jul 2010, 18:08
das ist sparta
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cRz 1 Jul 2010, 18:12
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und das bist du
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kiwi 1 Jul 2010, 18:31
sieht doch gut aus
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mAurice 1 Jul 2010, 19:06
hab ich mir auch gedacht :D <3
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puReD 1 Jul 2010, 20:52
achso, jo und im reallife würdest du mir jetzt aufs maul haun.... ich kenn die geschichten zahlreicher i-netopfer also erzähl deiner omi deine tollkühnen geschichten anstatt dich hier wie n kind zu verhalten und jeden als hurensohn zu bezeichnen...

aber deine mutter ist ja schuld weil sie anscheinend nicht fähig ist ein von grund auf misslungenes kind richtig zu erziehen...
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mAurice 1 Jul 2010, 21:43
achso na dann geh mir doch bitte einfach nicht aufn sack lol
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puReD 1 Jul 2010, 22:53
doch, macht spaß assige gossenkinder zum ragen zu bringen
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mAurice 1 Jul 2010, 23:25
Dann müsstest du dich selbst beleidigen und jetz GUSCH !
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puReD 2 Jul 2010, 00:02
immer diese minderbemittelten spiegelsprüche -.-
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mAurice 2 Jul 2010, 07:16
immer dieser random shit und das obwohl du mich nicht mal kennst
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s1LENT 1 Jul 2010, 13:36
i BET IT DIDNT LOOK LIKE THAT :)
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Reso 1 Jul 2010, 13:38
Cooking filter is needed.

Also bad jokes one
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Hukk 1 Jul 2010, 13:52
nice idea but won't work as I live in the middle of nowhere
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Skir 1 Jul 2010, 13:52
Omg that pizza looks so yummy :$ I'm getting hungry loeloeloe...
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GreenClon 1 Jul 2010, 14:00
lol,going to buy some pizza in few minutes, will cost me like 2e and I will have it within 10 minutes @ home.
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Anima 1 Jul 2010, 14:03
they buy them at market and bake them 10 mins and deliver or something?
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GreenClon 1 Jul 2010, 14:08
nah :D they make them themselfs (you can see it when in their shop). they also can deliver that, tho I have it few yards from home (haha,sounds better than meters :D) so it wouldnt worth it
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Anima 1 Jul 2010, 14:25
oh nvm i see your from czech :D in kosovo (balkan) they also make them like in 10-15 mins lol
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danL 1 Jul 2010, 14:52
yeah but the problem is that in kosovo you get your turn on the phone every 5 days
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Anima 1 Jul 2010, 14:53
what do you mean?
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danL 1 Jul 2010, 14:54
it's hard having 3 phones in the whole country
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Anima 1 Jul 2010, 14:55
why this hate u mad?
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virtu 1 Jul 2010, 18:05
phones???
they still have gypsies to spread the word in every town!
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GreenClon 1 Jul 2010, 15:13
lol you mad? how is my country connected to pizzas? anyway in enschede pizzas were made within few minutes also.
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Anima 1 Jul 2010, 16:57
i was trying to let you know that i understand why its 10 mins because in my country its the same ( i guess) not any negative things towards you said :D
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GreenClon 1 Jul 2010, 15:18
lol you mad? how is my country connected to pizzas? anyway in enschede pizzas were made within few minutes also.
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virtu 1 Jul 2010, 18:02
we once ordered some pizzas in prague (i.p. pavlova or something like that) and they dropped some weird snowberries on it, just in a very nasty red colour. I think they wanted to poison us, as they heard we were talking in german.

Yeah right, almost forgot that he wanted us to pay 50 euro's for 4 pizzas..
MAD NAZI COUNTRY :-(((
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GreenClon 1 Jul 2010, 19:33
ololol :D
well,unfortunately chefs in here "likes" to put shits on everything, like cheese, its everywhere.
mad nazi country? nonono, just mad nazi city :D
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Sample 1 Jul 2010, 14:07
im sure its not ur pizza, neither ur money, neither ur phone
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Jere 1 Jul 2010, 14:08
you mad?
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Sample 1 Jul 2010, 14:10
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Hey, I'm Imad
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Jere 1 Jul 2010, 16:10
im sure its not ur face, neither ur clothes, neither ur beard
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virtu 1 Jul 2010, 18:06
woooow Sam8ple, you got old! =$
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BoRi 1 Jul 2010, 14:29
i dont have digital camera, thats the reason :(
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spidaaa 1 Jul 2010, 14:10
Well done bori, just well done :D
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nebu 1 Jul 2010, 14:21
wannabe :PPP
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Nonix 1 Jul 2010, 14:23
This is how we roll
Should be in tutorial section
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Jadolek 1 Jul 2010, 14:50
numero uno in cooking
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Sample 1 Jul 2010, 15:02
i would order kebab instead of pizza
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inactive 1 Jul 2010, 15:09
Kebab ftw but with hot sause
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essah 1 Jul 2010, 15:14
fatass needs 10€
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pAuZ 1 Jul 2010, 15:20
Hungary BoRi for head chef of crossfire!
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Stevji 1 Jul 2010, 15:32
u have no clue of what pizza is..
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Sample 1 Jul 2010, 15:40
italian pizzas arent that special tbh
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spidaaa 1 Jul 2010, 15:52
+1 :D
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Sample 1 Jul 2010, 15:56
its funny cause they overhype their pizzas too much

y0 we make the best pizzas in the world
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Nonix 1 Jul 2010, 15:57
Thats the real pizza that isnt better than the 'fake' one. Simple as that :)
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spidaaa 1 Jul 2010, 15:59
y0 we make the best pizzas in the world


(...)
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neve 1 Jul 2010, 18:33
most of the people that actually makes pizza in italy are not italians. so i think it doesnt really matter if u go and eat pizza like in a random place in Italy or in an european restaurant, u should try go in certain areas where the traditions are still (like naples' pizza supposed to be one the best in Italy)
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Stevji 1 Jul 2010, 18:48
Thats cause u still have no clue about how pizza should look/taste. U maybe tryed some fake pizza made from egyptians. The real pizza made in Naples is something awsome thanks to the tradition and the ingrediets such as mozzarella, tomatoes and the water itself of that area (Vesuvio vulcano)
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unblind 1 Jul 2010, 16:06
Quotemake a phone

could use a bit more detail on that part of the process...

5/10
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BoRi 1 Jul 2010, 16:18
thx, u r right, i missed the call word, i am too tired
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al- 1 Jul 2010, 16:29
Failed to be funny
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Deactivated6279 1 Jul 2010, 17:12
i have smyle tbh :D
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