Searching team for LAN

Hello,

Since I'll be unbanned couple days before LAN, I want to try to find a team now for LAN.
- Can pay for everything on my own.
- I'll probably sleep in my car.
- I can pick up someone on the Dutch border, if necessary.
- I know the way to some 'window women', well if you're +18... srry bobika.
- I'll bring a 'bak bier' ( 18 Belgian pints (beer) ).
- Could be my GF will come along, but I don't hope so. If she would, I don't know where to find the prostitutes...

- Skill: low+
- I prefer to play medic.
- Can speak: English, a bit French, Vlaams, Dutch, Antwerps, some polak words (like Kurwa). I can understand 30% Deutsch. I can speak some german words like ('Schwein' and Wienerschnitsel').
- AVI to laugh, and play drunk (we can play sober).
- Can guide you to Anvers (don't know much in Brussel), can take 4 other guys with me in the car (but I don't drive Drunk, and you need to have your seatbelt on. If you don't, I will cut you lose, even though we're on the highway (not joking)).

@Admin: If I don't find a team, do I still have to pay when I come to LAN, and just sit at the bar, hoping to meet: the one and only Gav (and Deryn)? I still need an autograph...
If men need to pay fee for entrance, so be it...

Serious: I would like to come to LAN and find a team. I like to troll, so don't flame me for that. :D