Jokes of the day

Here is some jokes i just had to share with all here :)


Yo mama so fat her clothes come in three different sizes large, extra large, and oh my god its coming!

Yo mama's so fat that when she fell in love she broke it

Yo mama's so ugly when I took her to the zoo they said, "Thanks for bringing' her back!"

Yo mama's is so ugly that she entered in the ugly contest they said, "no professionals"

Yo mama's is so old, when god said let there be light she flipped the switch

Yo mama's is so stupid she thought Fruit Punch was a Gay Boxer.

Yo mama's is so fat, she wore guess jeans and the answer popped out.

Yo mama's so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

Yo mama's so fat she has more rolls then the towns bakery

yo mama's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

Yo mama's is so fat she drives a spandex car

Yo mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her to take out the trash and she moved!

Yo mama's is so fat that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ass out the way first!

Yo mama's so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye

Yo mama's so dumb she brought lipstick to a make-up test

Yo mama's so old when I told her to act her age, she died.


Mummy :)