shitting problem

by Jonasty • 7 Sep 2010, 18:33 • Journals
my ass is like a fucking machine gun today spraying rabbit ' dungs? ' (shit) all day long

my asshole really starts to hurt now from all the shitting

anyone has got an idea to make it stop?

already took some stomach medication shit but it doesn't help

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Thomm 7 Sep 2010, 19:34
Butt-plug should do the trick.
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imabob 7 Sep 2010, 19:55
THOMM
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Thomm 7 Sep 2010, 19:59
Uhm?
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imabob 7 Sep 2010, 20:01
u dont remmeber me?

http://www.crossfire.nu/?x=journal&mode=item&id=86402

u r always around ass journals
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Thomm 7 Sep 2010, 20:13
I am quite worried that you remember a year old ass-conversation.

I got few new stories now, but I am not in a mood to share them ;)
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imabob 7 Sep 2010, 20:21
i went to the doctor and pulled my pants down
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Quazz 7 Sep 2010, 19:35
Eat more meat.

Meat = long shit
Vegetables = rabbit shit
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deactivated1022 7 Sep 2010, 19:37
no shit!
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Quazz 7 Sep 2010, 19:40
yes shit, lot's of shit
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deactivated1022 7 Sep 2010, 19:41
isnt lot of shit equal to shitload :D
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harris 7 Sep 2010, 19:40
barrel roll
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Wakizashiuk 7 Sep 2010, 19:41
Welcome to crossfire, this is what it has become.
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snip0 7 Sep 2010, 19:46
Thought you were gone from this site long time ago?
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Wakizashiuk 7 Sep 2010, 20:59
Learn to get your facts straight
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snip0 7 Sep 2010, 21:36
What facts? You were whining around like a cunt and said you're gone from this site.
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exceed 7 Sep 2010, 21:57
Get the quotes man, get them!

http://pastebin.com/60NwhU8j

steal them, I know you can do it!
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imabob 7 Sep 2010, 20:00
why u hate on the dude, hes got problems
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SsAP 7 Sep 2010, 22:06
sad, isn't it?! -.-
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pupupup 7 Sep 2010, 19:42
Your nutrition sucks.
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hattivatti 7 Sep 2010, 19:43
This morning I had the wettest and juicy shit in a long time. It was so much I almost clogged the toilet even though no TP was added.
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sadFace 7 Sep 2010, 19:43
who gives a shit ?
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Taiki 7 Sep 2010, 20:03
I C what u did thar
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IsolAtioN 7 Sep 2010, 19:44
take some "Imodium Akut" and you won't shit for 3 days
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RazZaH 7 Sep 2010, 19:49
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Pancho 7 Sep 2010, 19:50
WINNNNNNNN XDDDDDDDD
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hattivatti 7 Sep 2010, 19:55
Right click -> Save as -> Win!
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niSmO 7 Sep 2010, 21:54
:DDDDDDDDD
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Mauro 7 Sep 2010, 19:52
Drink less fruit juice and eat some pure chocolat :)
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FLExican 7 Sep 2010, 20:07
you are fucked my son
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Jonasty 7 Sep 2010, 20:11
its hard to keep it in man
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Jonasty 7 Sep 2010, 20:15
sounds good
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Jonasty 7 Sep 2010, 20:17
niceeeeeeeeee
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exceed 7 Sep 2010, 20:40
Now I understand why I atleast take 2 shits a day.
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k1kzzzzz 7 Sep 2010, 21:56
i have one usually :(
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exceed 7 Sep 2010, 21:59
I normally take 2 shits a day. When I'm lucky I'm able to do 3. My record is 6, but that was just sick, don't wanna talk about it. I still feel sick about it.
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Notorious 7 Sep 2010, 21:03
eat butter, so it runz :D
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syndicate 7 Sep 2010, 21:33
ok, if you mean this serious, try this (its a MIRACLE CURE):

http://www.luvos.de/

its from Luvos and its something like "healing earth".
of course there is no crap in there, but its real earth and it makes your whole eupepsia be in perfect shape.

a doctor told me about it, and i was like "GTFO" and then after hours of talking i just drank that shit. and it was like "TINGELING I SHIT LIKE THE KING" :D

it`s the miracle cure against anything going on down there in the shithole.
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Burneddi 7 Sep 2010, 21:38
Laxatives.

Also stop drinking coffee into an empty stomach.
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