to all coffee addicts

i'd rather die if i couldn't start day w/o a cup of pure stinkyness. shouldn't you snort some real pow(d)er instead of this? what about morning chocolate, 2 eggs, toasts, cottage + a bit of honey & some exercises shortly after for a proper start?

shoutouts to all Europe people (+ Canada anim ;D) who like to smoke and relax instead of boosting heartbeats !:D

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cottage?
white cheese, lol.
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mine kooli
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u cant win this, didnt u learn this from school, ohh wait
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coffee is like cigarettes


both taste like shit and are unhealthy

nice chick
Coffee is healthy like shit u fickstick.
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u fickstick.
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"unhealthy"
two unbelieveable stupid announcements in one reply
i have bad news for u
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Coffee tastes like shit, tobacco is addictive, a shower is all I need in the morning to wake up.
Lol to relax, smoke some weed :P
+1 on the first sentence
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anim smoking! NICE JOKE
i don't rly know but wanted shoutout to him because we've been teammates once back in 2k6 and i still love him because he's the only one genuine noneuropean who i've met so far (what means you're not welcome with reply XD).
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well, it helps that he's homosexual too :)
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too means like you? och wait, i see now - you're gay who would like to hang out with him, but unfortunately he prefers girls.
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i'm having cyber with him right now
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REQUAMING??
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give me my morning tea and i'll be aight for the day
i would love to have a cup of tea with Qyz, the almighty hax0r who was playing at top level before i even born.
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Anytime you're in the neighbourhood you're more than welcome :) And my haxing days are over, as could be seen from our placement in 3v3 OC 7th division (no joke!)
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Nice -.- And I even thought that you achieved the #2 spot in the ladder without :)
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waar heb je het over? Als je 1on1 ladder 1e plaats bedoeld, jah daar heb ik nooit gecheat :)
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Gelukkig <3 :D

mja dat bedoelde ik, maar kheb alleen meegekregen dat je toen 2e stond, fobje eerste toen ofzo
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hybernation - bam 1e plek! <3
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i don't enjoy coffee, but i really like energy drinks that keep me pumping :( drink them almost everyday, doesn't matter if i slept 4 or 14 hours, always reminds me of my youth (xtc lol), its like 1/10 of the effect :D

oh and ye i enjoy weed but im just 2 lazy to buy it from dealers call them and so on x)

and currently on camel blues
i prefer west silvers but propably its not even available @ .ee, is it?
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yea we had them but they dissapeared before i even started smokin ^^
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fckthegovernment.
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i like coffee but im not addicted to it -.-
Moj Tomos GAS, jst sm najhitrej na vas!
Sm fergazr mu zamenov, pa blajerco sfrizirov
Bi se skorj ubu k sm bambija sfasirov!
mikeTHEbike, polak typing in foreign language? am sorry for your loss.
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im not low :<
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i dont like coffee!!
feel shoutouted then, haha ;d whinem8!
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indeed you should snort some real powder instead of ths
brandon smoking?!?! i'm telling his mother
i only drink coffee in the morning if im up all night studying. green tea is the way.
+1
and energy drink is for girls.
lol at people who don't know that you can put sugar and milk in your coffee so it tastes awesome
yea, drinking a morning chocolate is really nice! when you are 8.

coffee is like alcohol, first few times you drink it it wont taste, then u get used to it and like it.
being old is tough eh? :)
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depends, if u dont get REMINDED OF IT EVERY 3 MINUTES ITS OK, NOCTI :D
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don't worry, you're not old enough to be my father, so that's good
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oh, thats great x)
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Then I guess you dont even know anymore how it tasted when u started drinking it? :D
Not that I remember that, started drinking coffee 20 years ago :p
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I think I was a kid of 12 or something, I dont remember the exact taste but that I didnt like it :P
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on summer i couldn't drink coffee because it was too hot, but now it's nice again :)
a nice cig with a coffee and all is fine
I like coffee. The taste is nice, at least without any suger in it. It also depends a lot on the type of coffee imo. I also like it because it's pretty cheap :p

It has no effect on me whatsoever so I drink it whenever I want to. Sometimes I don't drink it for a week and sometimes I drink 5 coffee in 1 day. Not addicted, but there's nothing wrong with it.

Energy drink shit on the other hand, is super nasty and gives me a headache after just half a can :)
My mornings:
When i open my eyes i get my cigarets and roll one. Then i go outside, smoke it
Then i go make some coffee and while its getting ready i pee/shit
When coffee ready I roll new cigaret, go outside, smoke he cigaret and drink coffee same time
Then I get inside, put rest of my clothes on and start going to bus stop.
While waiting a bus i normally smoke cigaret again

Later at the day i dont smoke that much, one cig in 1-2h or so
At no point did you mention showering, skank.
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I never have time to shower at morning so i shower just before bed : <
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and you dont brush your teeth either? :O
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Wrigleys Extra White FTW
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:DDDDDDDDDDDD
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Ye ofc lol. Doing it after coffee while im putting clothes on 8D
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I get up, go to my car, stick head out window, splash some puddles, get dressed, go into office, brush teeth, then have tea.

My mornings are often interesting.

A man is having a morning walk through the cemetry, he sees another man crouched down behind a tombstone, he says to the man "Morning", the man replies "No, just having a shit".
Is that last sentence a joke? if it is its really bad =(
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No it's acctualy whats happened this morning.
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aha ok. Then its ok
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i like this:
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+1 good taste :-) though not very strong :-) (obvious)
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w00t ?!
coffee tastes good
idd, you only live once man
your profile pic is full of stinkyness
now its full of win like urs ;D
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coffee is like a best drink ever
I like Starbucks coffee :(
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