KRP Report 25.10

1. BASHED Germany Speedlink in sw_goldrush_te HARD yesterday, lost Bremen (obviously their home map...) but since they didnt want to play decider we marked 3-2 victory @ our website.

(there's the butt we fucked in gr ;P)
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2. Our leader Finland Tatu got busted from cheating recently (2007) he has already suffered his ban.

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3. Finland Sample worked for the Finnish Post for a few weeks like 1.5 months ago. They made him wear a helmet which is kinda gay :D xD XD :D

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4. France Frogs started a flame war versus the Finnish pride (us, KRP) and lost. Biggest morons of this conflict were France Isoh, France rAffou and Austria DonMathias.

http://www.gamestv.org/event/22029-pharaons-vs-keskus-rikos-poliisi/

5. Finland ENSAM made a comeback today droppiing 64 helmets in ~22 minutes of goldrush (the new version: SW_Goldrush_TE). He was happier than we've seen him for 5 years but luckily his mic aint working too good.

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6. Finland TAPSA (legen....wait for it.... dary!) finished his army duty 2.5 weeks ago and is now playing ET 6 hours a day.

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7. Finland TAPSA also went to work after long night still being drunk and will tomorrow have a little chat with his boss about his future in the company.

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(CBA to add "Problem, boss?" -text to the pic)

8. Finland EC-Mikko (crosby) added me to a facebook friend yesterday, I considered accepting twice since I have never met him (the nerd hasnt taken part to KRP meetings) but accepted him anyway.

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9. Finland KRP will tomorrow face Poland vae victis in ladder offi @ 21.15 CET. I believe its obvious for everyone that we will win it easily. Maps sw_gr & supply (the follower of Supply Depot and Supplydepot 2

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(picture edited :P)

10. Finland I didnt manage to get my KOTOR running which is killing me.

11. Finland kolibri managed to get us a yellow card in OC (we play premier of course :P) by fake-nicking. The warning was most likely given by <THIS PART WAS EDITED BY ADMIN'S COMMAND

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12. Finland Sample made a nice fullpull in our last game, the map was SP_Delivery_TE, which most likely was our opponents home map eventho we rolled them in 3 minutes and 59 seconds xD

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13. Finland KRP wont be having any OC games for +2 weeks now so we are able to join team Germany Speedlink in their bootcamp on saturday. We're hoping to get an invitation to the Halloween cup as we will be sitting on our PC's in Germany Germany.

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Finland KRP marching to Germany Germany by foot since we're all drunk and unable to drive car

14. Finland We're in need of a practise war @ 18.30, skill around med, med+. We dont have a server :/

We won our pracs versus MvP and web5 ;) now getting to bed, gn.

This will be all for now,

bliNdieRi[/i]
Chief Officer KRP
Comments
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didn't read.gif
Aren't you the one who was speaking about my useless journals?
nice read danke
Nice report, keep it coming!
nice repport m8
tldr didnt read zlol
need Chief Inspector Hubbard to ban nerds
excellent :)
Cool story, brother. Good luck in ET life!
e: 9 comments added from the time I had to read.
i just read all of that :) want to play now? :D
You'll need to wait for a bit.
- Finland TAZ C eating pizza
- Finland Blindi showering away the sweat from our last war (ROLLED NERDS)
- Finland Sample went to ESSO to buy gaming-Colas
- Finland ENSAM is silent as a grave

Maybe we can play after these things are sorted, I'll still have to ask my boss, Finland TAZ C.


Sincerely, Finland TAPSA, Finland KRP's duty officer at the moment.
Parent
Okay good luck amigo!
Parent
krp as in ladder #2? nice guys!
krp at lan (bootcamp)

lololol :)
#almighty.et
That's surely better than a newspaper, more important information + i like the style ! I hope to see another raports soon
Was fun 2 read ;D
not funny that picture with these poor polaks behind the fence
that is ja-cobcob, guardian of infinite lifeforce.
Parent
one of the best teams returns :DD

gl guys
die werden dich nicht nehmen da kannste so viel schleimen wie du willst xd
Parent
ich schleime nicht und glaube mir die kennen mich :D leider nur als cheater^^
Parent
omg was für ein spast du bist
Parent
nais nais
KRP FOREVER!
hyvää settiä : D
more pracc nolifes
nice cellulitis
such a pro team and no server
hmm i have reports of KRP losing some practise matches vs some estonians who's names will not be said... IS THIS TRUE???
nice guys to play against :)
Me and tapsa are good attack team :) I'm engineer with pliers and tapsa is medic with needle

Always @ GR we take tank in first attack :)
Parent
#myKRPlife

haha FINTARDS ;D

HIGH 5 CANT GO IN PLAY OFF, so szucurek cant do what you say
i actually find that funny :D
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