need master plan

by Robert • 16 Dec 2010, 00:04 • Journals
I has big problem /cf/. I'm currently sick and there is party on friday. Now normally it wouldn't be a problem to get healthy enough in 2 days BUT problem is that I'm broke atm means I need financial support from my parents. Obviously they won't give me money and will like "omg you were just sick omg gtfo, go stay at your PC". I need a plan boys. I need a plan to trick my parents so they gief me money so I can go and get drunk with other fellow nerds.

Ideas. GO!
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garin 16 Dec 2010, 00:05
can i borrow £10 mum
never give it back
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m6hk 16 Dec 2010, 00:05
You need a new headset so u can stay at your PC for some more qualitytime
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m6hk 16 Dec 2010, 00:06
You are in love and want to take a girl out and need money for condoms
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Robert 16 Dec 2010, 00:08
like she will believe that ":D"
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Edgar 16 Dec 2010, 10:32
ask him then? :D
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m6hk 16 Dec 2010, 00:07
You promise to clean the hole house/apartment if they lend you some cash
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m6hk 16 Dec 2010, 00:07
You steal
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jaakoppi 16 Dec 2010, 00:07
You are in love and want to take a guy out and need money for condoms
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m6hk 16 Dec 2010, 00:10
Anal sex and condoms in the same sentence sound so wrong.
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Robert 16 Dec 2010, 00:11
hf@aids
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m6hk 16 Dec 2010, 00:12
Dont sleep with random people with HIV
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m6hk 16 Dec 2010, 00:07
You arrange someone to steal your mothers wallet
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m6hk 16 Dec 2010, 00:08
You take a loan from the bank
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LeFrancis 16 Dec 2010, 00:08
Tell your mum you want to buy her some shitz then come back and say some guys stole your moneyz. You can also cry to make it more real.
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Cardo 16 Dec 2010, 00:08
ask a bum for money
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Cardo 16 Dec 2010, 00:09
use printer to print money
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sadFace 16 Dec 2010, 00:10
You and party in the same sentence sounds so wrong.
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m6hk 16 Dec 2010, 00:10
You sell some old clothes and get money from there
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m6hk 16 Dec 2010, 00:12
You rent your PC to a nerd friend for 3 days for 30 euros
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m6hk 16 Dec 2010, 00:14
You be a naked model for some pervs for easy money
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freeze 16 Dec 2010, 00:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMazI2ROJXM

masterplan
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Robert 16 Dec 2010, 00:16
that is masterplan, I need master plan
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freeze 16 Dec 2010, 00:18
I'm extremely sorry :(
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LeFrancis 16 Dec 2010, 00:51
master plane also oke?
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zaNc 16 Dec 2010, 09:13
that is pure shit, this is masterplan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CE-eNUW8vI
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janarii 16 Dec 2010, 00:15
Well...what i usually do is to ask some money to "important school/living thingies" well actually that is what i do coz i dont use alcohol at all : ) maybe test!
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Robert 16 Dec 2010, 00:17
yeah so I'll ask for money for school, then go out on a friday night RANDOMLY good plan!
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janarii 16 Dec 2010, 00:22
what's the problem with that? just tell ur parents that there is a friday_n8_hang_out_w/o_alcohol.
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m6hk 16 Dec 2010, 00:16
You can sell your body for sexual experiments
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m6hk 16 Dec 2010, 00:18
You can jump in front of a car and ask the driver money for not suing him/her
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Severus 16 Dec 2010, 00:29
you sneak (with money in ur pocket earned by getting ur anal castrated) out through the bedroom window and then ur mum founds out and comes to the party in her overcoat and curlers in her hair and beats the shit out of u in front of everyone and embarrasses you for a life time.

now that's a master plan which went totally wrong
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Schnacke 16 Dec 2010, 00:30
Tell them you need money to buy a new rectal thermometer coz the last one disappeared the last time you wanted to check ur temperature. Since you want to be sure you got no temperature,you need to measure it again.But since getting a diarrhea, which will cause your old rectal thermometer to reappear, is not on your To-Do-List for tomorrow,you need 50 bucks to buy a new,better one.

Solved!
Troblem Profficer?
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Jayy 16 Dec 2010, 00:45
i love fat cock.
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mAhla 16 Dec 2010, 10:21
so ur "gf" is making u really satisfied.
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Jayy 17 Dec 2010, 01:52
Not reli, please pass the message on too your mother. she's shit.
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mAhla 17 Dec 2010, 07:57
So u r cheating on your gf :o
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Jayy 17 Dec 2010, 09:54
Nah, your mother was before i started dating my GF..
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mAhla 17 Dec 2010, 09:59
Hi daddy :)
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Jayy 17 Dec 2010, 16:02
Again no, the man in front of me had the correct change. <3
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Nkd 16 Dec 2010, 00:47
Just tell them you want to buy their christmas gift but you're broken, and you'll pay back later
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iNert 16 Dec 2010, 01:22
Or you can sell me your kidney for around 5€ np.
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Notorious 16 Dec 2010, 01:27
you need some medicine to recover faster np
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daisy 16 Dec 2010, 01:49
You loan from ur friends and pay them back when you get money from your parents. Or then you can sell lemonjuice in your garden.
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casek 16 Dec 2010, 03:51
Sell drugs
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Enigma 16 Dec 2010, 08:50
go work.......................
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xPERiA 16 Dec 2010, 11:07
say you got into some serious shit, you gambled out (put amount) and lost, you're terrible sorry (talk in the sniff sniff sniff language here) but if they won't lend you the money you're going to get assasinated, and perhaps your family aswell.
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mant 16 Dec 2010, 12:12
just say you need money for an abortion, works every time
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Vanhaomena 16 Dec 2010, 14:54
I can't imagine these being very expensive in Poland

image: 2674coat_hanger
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Krein 16 Dec 2010, 12:19
Ted, you need to suit up!
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Robert 16 Dec 2010, 12:26
Flight, snow, penguin or normal?
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Krein 16 Dec 2010, 12:34
penguin would be most spectacular ;)
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Robert 16 Dec 2010, 13:56
It would be legendary.
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Krein 16 Dec 2010, 14:27
No, it would be legen... wait for it...
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