I survived Egypt !

Yo !

Hellow my haters im sorry to tell you that i survived in Egypt and im just came home ! .
I helped the people on the streets, it was kinda fun hah. This watercanons could not move my fat body haha.

I even survived in the water when i was snorkling in the red sea, A BIG murane fish seemed to not like my visit haha it fucking scared me to death but np4serbian alexL i made it.

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And walking in the desert was the best thing like i ever done ! I met people who also live there all the time. The desert is fucking awesome and so nice, and when sun is going down over the mountaiiins <3

a fat pic on me, gotta start train again hähä on monday ! TIIME FOR ROOOIDDS

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caio ! mucho love my lovers !
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ur not the only one on that pic that should start with some training monday

good to hear u had a good time ;)
haha i aagree !
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You got bigger tits than the girl behind you, good work!
thanks ! :D
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much love brother, thanks god that nothing happen to you/your family
e: we need to talk on vent again time to time x)
ALEXL THE BOSS
google desert and dessert, you'll get it.
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i know that he wrote dessert instead of desert But what THE DUTCH WORDS SAYING !!!
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Which drugs are you on?
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MAYBE ZYKLON B
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maybee ZYGLON B
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put the bong down, bro
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dutch? where?:P
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frop + dutch ppl laugh so :'(((((((((((

anyway reply in my journal !!!!!!!!
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Hah, saw that comic first time like 5-6 years ago and now i realized it says dessert, not desert :D
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You're the slow one in the family I guess.
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Im the smartest of 4 siblings!
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Im happy you are okay and gl with your workouts
here i was ready to open a bottle of champagne and drink to your demise

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I like desserts too, they're very tasty.
DIANABOL
WINSTROL & ANAVAR & TESTO
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winstrol and deca ;) :))))))))))
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np if you wear one of those:

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fst ich liebe dich
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girlfreind?
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do you know the short movie "dennis" ?
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you may have survived the fun in Egypt, but you didn't survive da photbombz

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:_D
HHAHAHAHAHHAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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looool XDDD
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:D:D:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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vattnet e fan bah underbart där :-)
I survived abort.
an abortion.
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Mrs teacher, leave a school, its already the weakend
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that's just basic knowledge, wouldn't hurt to just notice it and next time use it correctly instead of being a fucking cunt and failing with your Mrs "punchline". never intended to hurt anyones feelings but damn, "leave a school" and etc mistakes? i really hope you were drunk as fuck or trolling because if not, you are just dumb as a fucking doorknob. (expaining if you think im flaming you randomly - I know you were taught english at school, you speak english daily and you browse crossfire. yet you fail so much in 2 sentences. even if you are bad at languages, that's just plain stupidity)
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tl;dr :DDd you rly think i care that much?
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genuinley gutted
go now and kill yourself
Hawt ass, rawr
but u were supposed to stop the riots :(
did you bang that chick ?
no i and never would, i love my gf :)
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show us some pics
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nnah tbh i dont want that. i did once and people just made fun and idiot pics. So i wont do it again.
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Frop is not human. Cmon!
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gief pm AlexLm8 :) You know we're good buddies
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I also once saw a giant murain in the red sea in Egypt :P i was like looking to the coral reef when suddenly some giant dragon head appeared with his mouth wide open xD almost shit my pants :x
yes ahahhaha :D
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:P and when i was looking 2-3 meters further i could see its tail sticking out of the reef xD
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r they dangerous?
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well they seemed to have very sharp teeth and those eyes... :P
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u can lose a finger if they bite u.
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alexL cooking in Egypt where?
what you eatiN' in Egypt?
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haha, i was eating bad food there. and tbh must resturants in egypt was shit !
I just ate a lot of bread n stuff like that :X
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yo where did you stay? did you go to dahab or another place?
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Welcome back! Waiting for your journals starting monday.
welcome back :p
welcome back mister =)
i loved red sea. rly nice there. good 2 know u r came back well ;)
welcome back alexl,glad to see your safe :)
she has stars but she is...
tru dat but she is
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the girl in black looks pretty mad and the girl with the stars isnt afraid of anything, else she wouldnt wear a bikini

NO HE DIDNT!
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welcome back ,u r one of the most funny guys in this community.
ooohooooooohoooooohoooooo
this journal is full of win XD
I'll admit it, I've missed you :(
dude, who survives tons of amvitamines, survives egypt easily...
were in egypt when they discoverd the mohammed pics. survived ehehehe
my man :D
can you pls go back there and .... whatever ... i dont care ... fuck a camel or something?
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