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by LeFrancis • 25 Mar 2011, 23:11 • Journals
yo friends epic journal coming soon but rate this shit for me from 0 to 10

(about mathematics test tomorrow)
From FranceBenji : I don't need ruler for tomorrow I'll be using my dick with calibrated lines drawn on it to make proper measures.
His mate answered : make sure you have a boner then




Friendly yours,

MarseilleLeFrancis - Colonel moustache aka best truck driver also known as Usain Bolt
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Kama 25 Mar 2011, 23:14
i dsnt know wtf but ye i like heheeh
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imabob 25 Mar 2011, 23:14
your humour is the least funny shit ive ever seen
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Benjii 25 Mar 2011, 23:15
not a mathematics test tbh, it is a mecanics test, and its not for me, its for a friend who hasnt any ruler, so he will use my dick
just that
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imabob 25 Mar 2011, 23:21
u also laugh when someone says penis?
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Benjii 25 Mar 2011, 23:31
i was just @ phone with my classmate, he just ask me a ruler, i just propose him my dick...
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w0nd3r 25 Mar 2011, 23:15
and I thought british humor is teh worst, olo
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msh100 25 Mar 2011, 23:17
You think our humour is mad :'( ?
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LeFrancis 25 Mar 2011, 23:19
you were much more sexy with the french flag, cant imagine with marseille flag
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msh100 25 Mar 2011, 23:21
As you wish <3
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LeFrancis 25 Mar 2011, 23:25
so sexy grrrr
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waXx 25 Mar 2011, 23:20
our humour is wicked
Peter kay ;D
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Kenzi 25 Mar 2011, 23:34
You're a British living in France..
Man you must be a complete fuck.

:D
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waXx 26 Mar 2011, 07:48
srsly fuck off? allowed to move country without actually being considered as one of the retarded inhabitants of france

":D"
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Kenzi 26 Mar 2011, 11:25
Hahahaha :D
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RASHOMON 26 Mar 2011, 00:20
Where do you live at if you dont mind ?
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waXx 26 Mar 2011, 07:48
Mayenne, LAVAL
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RASHOMON 26 Mar 2011, 09:59
K thx :)
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waXx 26 Mar 2011, 10:34
wwanna rape me?
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RASHOMON 26 Mar 2011, 11:11
Nah lol, just curious about foreigners in our country !
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LeFrancis 26 Mar 2011, 14:09
Unless he's from ParisParis, there's nothing to be scared of.
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Simwar 26 Mar 2011, 10:54
:D La mayenne, mon ancienne contrée :D
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PokemonJohn 26 Mar 2011, 11:53
British humor is the best.
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Provok 25 Mar 2011, 23:18
8/10
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Kama 25 Mar 2011, 23:21
man they fuckgfin g kicked me out from the temsopeak becouse im drunken lol :F


<23:17:01> "NSAPIOERDOLONY KAMAXD" was removed from server group "Server Admin (779)" by "Benjii".
<23:17:34> You were banned for 3600 seconds from the server by "Benjii" (1 hours, time for you to tun :{D)
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<23:17:49> You are banned temporarily. Reason: "1 hours, time for you to tun :{D" Try again in 00:59:45






GR8 successs
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PHOTO 25 Mar 2011, 23:22
YOURE SO COOL M8 TEACH ME HOW TO BE LIKE YOU :)
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Kama 26 Mar 2011, 00:16
cmoe come poland
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LeFrancis 25 Mar 2011, 23:24
FinlandWny came totally drunk 5mins earlier and got banned too
benji mad :{DDDDDDDDDD
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PHOTO 25 Mar 2011, 23:18
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH 10/10
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spng 25 Mar 2011, 23:39
brittish humor for sure
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LeFrancis 25 Mar 2011, 23:41
need polak humour tbh
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Kama 26 Mar 2011, 00:19
the guy is comming to the shop and he is like: gimme 1 bottle of vodka u stupid cunt, and other guy is like: no u . hehehehec
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Visjes 26 Mar 2011, 07:00
dude my stomach hurts, I really thought you come up with a joke. Hilarious, love it :D
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ironic 25 Mar 2011, 23:40
bkac form cbul ;pPPPpp
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IceQ 26 Mar 2011, 00:18
nerd playing cabal?
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Provok 26 Mar 2011, 01:04
cabal online = win
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douille 25 Mar 2011, 23:42
10/10 would laugh again
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Cstm 25 Mar 2011, 23:48
ok..

what do you think about ribéry and evra?
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LeFrancis 25 Mar 2011, 23:51
cant blame ribery coz he played @MarseilleMarseille same goes for MarseilleNasri who's awesome

otherwise evra-> gay
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ppavee 25 Mar 2011, 23:50
8 because of the music.
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mAurice 26 Mar 2011, 00:05
Hello :D
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LeFrancis 26 Mar 2011, 00:05
y0 freund
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mAurice 26 Mar 2011, 00:07
how are you doing mate ? whats going on with deutsch? ^^
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LeFrancis 26 Mar 2011, 00:10
im fine but off coz imma get new justin bieber's haircut tomorrow
anywayz no moar german for me :{P
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mAurice 26 Mar 2011, 00:10
dude pls dont troll me :DDD
No? why not? nice Language :D
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LeFrancis 26 Mar 2011, 00:17
I seriously go to teh hairdresser but not to get JB's haircut :{D
7years of yermanz is genug für mich :{Ppp
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mAurice 26 Mar 2011, 00:27
ich hoffe du sprichst jetzt gut deutsch? :P
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LeFrancis 26 Mar 2011, 00:28
natürlich!!!! wie einen Berliner :{D
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Benjii 26 Mar 2011, 00:29
Ja, er ist ein gut schuler :)
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nage 26 Mar 2011, 00:23
gtfo
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LeFrancis 26 Mar 2011, 00:25
vittun ruma nörtti
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knnk 26 Mar 2011, 00:53
he is tre roller so u cant stop him!
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nage 26 Mar 2011, 14:40
four-eye fat fag he is
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LeFrancis 26 Mar 2011, 15:02
I dont need glasses and I'm physically athletic, keep on trying ;{D
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knnk 26 Mar 2011, 23:41
why the hate?
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Blindi 26 Mar 2011, 00:41
I keep on laughing every time I read it, omg xDDD 10/10
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sandbag 26 Mar 2011, 02:46
no like
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LeFrancis 26 Mar 2011, 09:07
rename yoself to shitbag please lolololol
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sandbag 26 Mar 2011, 20:14
:( francisbag
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INSTi 26 Mar 2011, 10:57
that song always makes me whip on my chair :)
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