late night jogging

by Sup3r • 7 Apr 2011, 01:37 • Journals
Who does it and what are your funniest/weirdest moments ?

I love myself a late night jog and 2 weeks ago something funny happened :

I was jogging at like 1 AM and I had an entirely black outfit and a black cap aswell, and as I was jogging I saw a (+-) 60 year old lady walking her dog late at night, when I aproached her in running-mode with an entirely black outfit and a black cap she started running herself and started screaming. When I took off my cap and said I was just jogging she had to laugh and said she thought I was a burglar and I smiled and moved on :) !

share your experiences cF

xo

ps1 : GL in EC Swanidius
ps2 : oh wait...


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phyZiC 7 Apr 2011, 02:46
ur so mean sup3r :( be kind to swani through these tough times
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Sup3r 7 Apr 2011, 02:55
I have always been friendly towards Swani, but tonight the EC-hunger got to him, he was craving for that so long desired EC spot and he got bitten. The hostility of the TA squad ( vs whom I've always been friendly ) was out of place and the fact they took 2 dignitas players for the decider map to achieve their goal made me a sad panda. Times are rough for Swani, but I have good hopes for this finnish soldier that he one day may play in the big league of ET.
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kRa 7 Apr 2011, 02:47
Hi Sup3r
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lago 7 Apr 2011, 02:53
did you rape the dog?
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an1mal 7 Apr 2011, 02:54
je bent ook een boef
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Sup3r 7 Apr 2011, 02:59
een lief boefje:$
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walle 7 Apr 2011, 02:55
wasnt jogging but once i arrived with late bus at 2 am and was walking home with my mp3 on. there was this chick walking ahead of me with some distance and the song i had playing was Ruoska - Kosketa and it had a chorus of "Juokse tai kuole" which means "run or die". I though it was pretty hilarious. good thing i dont usually sing the song while listening it..
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Sup3r 7 Apr 2011, 02:58
haha:D ! those stories are the type I'm searching for !
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Xo 7 Apr 2011, 13:10
i didn't know iNmotion legend Finland ruoska made music?!?!?!
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an1mal 7 Apr 2011, 03:04
(unrelated to late night jogging)
Suspecting that a couple which you just walked past (during carnaval) were having sex.. Walking round the corner, hearing the girl moan, peek around the corner, seeing the guy fingerbanging her.
All this while behind you a good friend of yours is puking his drunken guts out.
Then walking back, past the same couple, they start to walk away with you in the same direction, the girl turns back around and just barfs her guts out as well.

I laughed all the way back home.
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DKZ 7 Apr 2011, 03:04
yeahhhhh i go to school and have no time to go for a jog at 1 AM lol but i do go to the gym daily because of wrestling. BUT i have drove at like 3 AM plenty of times and let me tell you......its....boring lol
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crook 7 Apr 2011, 03:15
I approve of this journal
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Kevin 7 Apr 2011, 03:52
I used to go jogging 5 times a week before I fractured my spine for the third time ( fml). I also used to wear an entirely black outfit, but I did have fluorescent earphones. I live quite isolated so when I was jogging on some lonely road a car was coming up to me and slowed down a lot, then stopped, then went back a bit. When I passed him he opened his window and was like " Dude, you scared me like fuck, I saw something yellow floating in the air, coming towards me, I thought I was going crazy."

herpiederp
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Cardo 7 Apr 2011, 11:48
how did you fracture your spine 3 times?
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Kevin 7 Apr 2011, 12:37
Once while I was carrying a crate of beer down the stairs ( took a wrong step, fell down something like one meter, but in my reflex I kept my hands on the crate, so when I landed on my legs there was way to much pressure on my spine ).

The two times after that were ehum, in volleyball at school, and in the gym.

It's going to heal 100 % though, but in the meantime, fml :<
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rockstAr 7 Apr 2011, 04:39
i heard an elderly woman talking to her friends about her vomiting and diarrhea that she had the night before. who tells their friends about that kind of shit?
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zaNc 7 Apr 2011, 07:15
old people.
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zaNc 7 Apr 2011, 07:23
I was at our balcony with a friend of mine, we heard something like "i love u, i love u so much", well, after we we're going back in, we started hearing moaning, assuming they were in sexual intercourse. Ofc my friend went like "let's stay here for a while" *cough*, we stayed there for few mins and then we heard "not like that, u know how its done? wtf are u doing? wtf did u do that for?" then they were arguing about something, couldnt understand a word since they were more like screaming than talking, then i heard a bang(not a gun, but the door). My friend said something wise but cant remember what :S
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guest 7 Apr 2011, 08:02
I saw the mailman taking a piss in a mailbox, that was at 5:30 AM or something ;)

early morning jogging > late night jogging
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AinsleyHarriot 7 Apr 2011, 10:52
I was at the train station, waiting for the train with some m8's, to go back home. So while we waited we talked some, and made some jokes. So at some point, another joke came up and we laughed. Suddenly an old woman appeared standing 2 metres away from us, laughed (some old smoky cough) and walked away.

was like wat?
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mana 7 Apr 2011, 11:15
once i was walking home from zeh club alone in the dark when Polandfaggot immigrants who are working here to actually get a living :DDDDDddd started to annoy me (started following me, speaked theyr disgusting language to me with an arrogant style etc.) I totally lost control and i wrapped my pilot jacket sleeves and kicked the shit out of the poor & ugly polaks.

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cure 7 Apr 2011, 11:38
guys who try to be like neo nazi russians ?
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Cardo 7 Apr 2011, 11:42
I dont jog anymore cuz i think its boring.
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Robert 7 Apr 2011, 13:02
but you are a burglar silly criminal you :D
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infi_ 7 Apr 2011, 18:12
nearly ran down a rabbit once while biking through a forest after midnight. :D
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