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studying psychology, hi

wtf man thats gay

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syriuszly?

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y

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well, really? just to make you jealous.. same class as me study 15 more guys.. and 115 girls x)

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not many boys for you :PD:DPD:DP

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:D

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got that too:P, 150 guys, 500 girls! WHAT UP

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unfortunately many of them aint even close to beautiful :p

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true:P man apparently this is some universal thing with psychology girls.
But when they ARE beautiful, they rlly are damn hot:)

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haha so true :D
but I would like to know where all this beautiful girls are, I am also studying "finance and law" and only average max there :S

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that's fucking awesome if u study how to manipulate people, or how to fool people without them knowing it, or get what u want without them knowing it, and reverse psychology. if u're studying that kind of psychology u're my hero.

ut if u're studying brain parts and shit then u're a fucking nerd bitch

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I study both.
Manipulating and fooling people is part of helping them, so somehow, yes

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good

+1 from me to u :)

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like u can manipulate ppl :) u just can fool the weakest.

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learning that stuff doesnt involve the things you mentioned. Most of the stuff you learn is pretty boring and bullshit theories.

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:/

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You only see manipulating humans in movies indeed. What you learn in unis is quite dull and boring for most people.

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i had psychology in my 2nd high school year, and yeah it was pretty fucking boring, but i thought that people who actually study it on university get to learn the real deal, but guess not

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you saw too many movies

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yeah Exam (2009) especially, that gambler in the movie was fucking sick. check it out

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I participated in two courses of psychology in high school. I got grades of 9 and 10, almost with no reading. I am not gonna continue tho because it is so fucking crazy and I have no interest on it:D

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me 2 hi

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guess u arent self confident enough then..

+1

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tbh you cant give a wrong answer to them

so you wanted to be a cop? faggot

ocharme <3

conclusion?

dont fucking become a policeofficer, goddamnit

faggot

i hope u dont say i wanna be a police man to use guns like in ET

Quoteshe gonna let me fail, stupid bitch

If that is really your mindset then it is just a good thing

i love psychologists, it's actually challenging to manipulate them

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D::D

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:D

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it's not really that challenging

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Another unique snowflake mastermind

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wat? I've just been to enough of those cunts to learn how to manipulate them

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if you've been at many psychologists then you are weak because you aren't able to handle your problems by yourself, how does that make you feel?

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yes, I'm weak and also I change them after 1-2 meeting cuz they suck :D

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why do you need a psychologist for really?

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I need psychiatrist tbh

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why

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that's personal :<

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don't worry, you can be personal on the internet, because nobody will judge you : ))

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some disorder u've been born with ?

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cmon, its the internet!

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soon you will be able to lift objects with your mind and join the dharma initiative!

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what
the
fuck

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Agree on this :)

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ahzhhahahahahahahahahah as if u knew shit:DDDDDD nerd please

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guess what just happened, i said some shit and you bought it, so basically i do know something about psychology

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yeah obviously man, pulling the old I TROLL U LOL?

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you should read my comments more often, all i ever do is talk shit and if someone replies i just use reverse psychology on them, no problems

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:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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are you laughing because you know i talked shit again, or because you think i'm funny

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im loving your reverse physchology man

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reverse psychology has nothing to do with what i do really, it was just a bit more of my shit

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Quotepsychologists are the crazy ppl man, they stare into your eyes the whole time and you feel so crap I dunno I always looked away

it's standard test to determine if you break under pressure

I have this feeling he might not have done all that well.

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what kind of tests ? had the same @ army but scored well

Quotearmy

Quote

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point being ? :D

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persoonlijkheidstest en gestructureerd interview

ofzo

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persoonlijkheidstest. gewoon zien da je wa consequent antwoorde. ze stellen vaak dezelfde vraag op een andere manier om te zien of je ni liegt. ez bash tbh gewoon normaal en eerlijk zijn (en niet overdreven racistisch etc, gewn neutraal)

khad echt e klotig wijf da bleef doorvrage

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psychiatrists > psychologists

not really

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didn't know that you have the same name as me :O

you have name A'rNz'ar, jonaster is the jonaster hahah is not same :D

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sup im Agnar B Johnssòn

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PsychoTheRapists ftw

Een echte vent wordt geen agent

psychology = win

i love it...already read 2 books about it :>

2 books? don't you have anything better to do with your life than read books?

perhaps you should visit a psychologist to evaluate your mindset

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i really wanted to say something about the "already" two books part.

but for once, I wont :)

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im not reading thaaaaat much :D but this was really interesting :p

2 books are a lot ! ^^

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i suggest you watch some derren brown.

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Epic comment.

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i got awesome psychology skills btw

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me too

i can read minds of people if i look into their eyes (no joke)

amazing if u are flirting with girls and show her that you can actually read their mind...;) worked like 4-5 times already np

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being able to "read" people's minds has nothing to do with staring at their eyes

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its part of it

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no, it has everything to do with knowing the person, or being able to judge people quickly

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nope not exactly.

Sure it has a lot to do with that, but the key to the mind of someone is the subconscious mind. Nothing shows you more about the subconscious mind than the eyes ;)

QuoteSensory predicates and eye accessing cues. Grinder and Bandler believed they identified pattern of relationship between the sensory-based language people use in general conversation, and for example, their eye movement (known as eye accessing cues).
image: vak

A common (but not universal) style of processing is shown in the diagram above, where eye flickers in specific directions often seem to tie into specific kinds of internal (mental) processing.
Upwards (left/right) — Visual (V) — “I can imagine the big picture”
Level (left/right) — Auditory (A) — “Let’s tone down the discussion”
Down-right — Kinesthetic (K) — “to grasp a concept” or “to gather you’ve understood.”
Down-left Auditory internal dialogue (Aid) — talking to oneself inside

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not everyone does these things, most people do though

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because not every human is the same. but it is part of the mindreading as i said :p and there are funny methods to test it on your friends and you will look like a magician :D

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most hilarious stuff i`ve ever heard.

but how`s this saying in german: einbildung ist auch eine bildung.

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if you dont believe me then its your prob ;)

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all people react with their eyes differently, thats why this description is shit. Most important is to speak with someone some time and understand his way of gesticulation.

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you people seem to be easily impressed

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thats not mind reading though, that its just common gestures of humans, just like when girls touch their hair when they like someone etc... u dont read any mind, not even close to it with that.

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I can seriously mind read and have been training myself for 10 years now. I have what they call in Psycologie a Hyperfocus and in that hyperfocus for me I can mindread. I can also see Aura's of close freinds and family

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looking at someones eye and depending on how he moves them u can tell general thoughts which the person might have and thats NOT mind reading.

and u dont mind read either, all u can do is intereprate things u see and some people are just better than others. like the example of razzah, thats just basics and some ppl do get actually good on this but its just stuff like gestures and when u are really good at it u can see gestures which mean alot of stuff on almost every move of a person and it might look impresssive for others and thats why they all start saying such crap as "mind reading"

u cant literally read a mind that its fuckign bullshit.

btw that aura thing on your friends is just freaking normal, im good at knowing what ppl will do and why they do it. and i dont go around saying "i read minds" all u do is know the person and u can easily tell what he thinks and what he will do at a certain moments. and its rather normal

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you have no idea what a Aura is do you :D

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hahha i really loled :D

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now thats actually true

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well that's just your opinion

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bad try

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at what

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am i meant to go crazy now like the people on those series u watch?

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what series, what people, crazy in what way

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apparently yes

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i've been told otherwise by the leftist activists

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good research

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picture bloodbaths in elevator shafts

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+1

i thank god daily cause he granted me that ability ^^

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those sluts must have been dumb as hell

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psychology = epic win, just learn how to use it :P

btw I wouldn't believe autosuggestion really works if I hadn't tried it by myself, fully intentionally ofc

studying psychology, hi

ahh fuuuck I hate this pippol man....

I PLAN on go to army and THEN psychologerist test and i say "pass me or fu" and she not pass me....BUT i get last lauf....i knock her door and run away many time one night hahahahh WIN

:DDDDD

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U had to stare at her back u retard:D to show u are confident

im shy person yes

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shud the fuck up...you think is easy WHEN with the preshure? get out, all people who say "just do this" EVERYBODY know just do this...but is when the preshure is many that is hard.

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people who study psychology often have issues they want to have an answer to. thats why they study this shit. then again, its a women study.

pretty bold statement.

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did you mean philosophy?

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did you the mean, the tattoo on yo muma vagina 1-0

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i do not understand

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pippol with issues=not pippol who read psychology...pippol who read yo muma tattoo on her pussy is the problem(is yo muma joke sry if is to mean but is just joke)

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from my experience most people study psychology because they are nuts themselves... np about the mama joke, i actually just didnt get ur point because youre writing so retarded :D^^

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yes becaus they go "hmm i mabi have the disorder....." right? i think many time is true :)

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haha :D love it!

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i hate police

ACCORDING TO COMMENTS CROSSFIRE APPEARS TO BE A BUNCH OF PSYCHOLOGICAL MASTERMINDS, YET EVERY TIME I SAY IM GONNA DRINK SOME BEARS DURING THE WEEK A PACK OF RETARDS SHOWS UP AND TELLS ME DRINKING IS HARD........... IT FOCKEN AINT!!

drinking is easy. too easy...

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lol if you drink bear i saloot you....bear is 500 kg, white, he live on snow, -30 he can swim in water and tsunami and he eat the meat.....

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haha, this is just too easy xD

image: meh.ro5289

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think again ;D

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OH U!!! YOU WERE NO SIRIUS, RITE+ :d

Hello, Police?

I think Finland

I just got trolled

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no man were frends really.

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you got re-rolled.

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win :DDDDD

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everyone is psychological mastemind, not in theory tho. I hope you ain't drinking young bears, they're too cute :P

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This is polar bear knut he /kill LOL AHHAHAH 1-0

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i don't understand your comment

also, i'm the only psychological mastermind

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you dont understand cos I out-[flag=moldovan/german]brained you ;XD

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i can't be bothered coming up with some shit right now

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