Last night..

Good day to all of you!!!11

Pre-story you don't really have to read if you don't want to:
I am mad. For some reason, I've been getting myself into some accidents lately, which looking back on, weren't really my fault.
I deliver pizza's on a scooter as a saturday job (earnings are shit, but tips are good and free pizza for me). During last 3 months I got myself into two accidents, in which one was a female person on the phone that decided to cross the street while I was driving like 50 km/h and me having to hit the curb to avoid hitting her because I was only like 5 meters behind her when she decided to cross. My new jeans were ruined. The other was a belgian guy that decided to turn into parking lot while I was just driving straight minding my own business. I got launched over his car and landed on my head. Fortunately I was wearing a helmet, safety first right! The helmet cracked though and it was pretty much broken. This crash ruined my delivery hard (spagetthi and pizza all over).

Actual "last night" story:
I came back from friends place, where I watched real - barca (shit match btw) after work. So I was about half way home, driving my brothers bicycle, when suddenly without warning it felt like I got hit by a sledgehammer. This sledgehammer in question were 2 young nerds on a black Zip scooter. Unfortunately for me and fortunately for them, I was the victim because they were driving a heavier vehicle and there was 2 of them on it. I hit the ground extremely hard and when I looked up I saw the nerds driving away screaming something like: haha, dumbass. So I went to pick up my bike which was like 7 meters away from where I was, giving me an indication of how hard I fell. The bike was a complete mess, several parts lying on the ground and the front wheel was folded into the weirdest shape ever. So I decided to lock the bike and walk the remaining 3 kilometers or so, while being pretty much crippled.
So I am pretty much busted up right now. Got a swollen jaw, lost a part of my tooth, cut open my tongue, got a blue and green elbow and a huge bruise on top of my right hand (my gaming hand :<<<). Have some cuts on my knees as well and my clothes are a complete mess.

Now then, I would like to address the two retards on the scooter (which didn't have it's lights on otherwise I would've seen it come), which were typical nike cap wearing idiots with blingbling coats and furrrr collars, and call them morons for leaving me on the ground right there without even asking me how I am doing. I hope they die in a traffic accident and lose their heads.



So, I am just sharing my story with you here, hope you don't mind. Had to write away some of my frustration. So my question to you is: Have you ever been in a simular accident or so? And do you think it's worth filing a report at the police station? I can't really give them an accurate description of the guys who did this, but the scooter was driving way too hard (think it was about 70 km/h).

Have a nice day and a good gaming evening :)

image: gay%20scooter
image: jayden-james
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pre story: maybe you should pay attention to whats going on around you
I can assure you that I do. Both of those accident were extremely random and unlucky from my part. I am not a wreckless driver.
Parent
didnt read lol
Last night my cousin got beat up by 2 older guys because he didn't want to give a cigarette (cus he had none). So yeah, the sooner u tell it to the police, the faster they can find those dickheaded morons.
you can find those pricks everywhere -.-°
im always looking around me, especially when im coming home at late night
but not cause u're scared some will attack u, it's cause u're actually the predator. u're looking in all directions to spot a tiny nerd with glass so u can show him what ur pink muay thai belt is made of. u fucking primitive gorilla
Parent
actually cuz im very scared someone gonna attack me
Parent
nice english!
was nice to read.
sucks man, moral of the story: dont go out to watch shitball, stay home and play games!
wise words my friend
Parent
gimme that skin program
Parent
poor poccie :$
oh shi-, 2bad4u


yesterday on a sunny estonian day i was goin to shop and "almost" got into an accident aswell, except i'd just vanish if that huge bigass car wouldn't react in the last moment on the turn, i just shat my pants it was like 1 meter moar and im wasted.

so i turn around and watch that car driving past me and goin "zigzag" style, probably some drunk asshole

after that i smoked a cig bought nestea and played hon
no one cares about you
Parent
feels so sad and lonely
Parent
drink some tea!
Parent
i love you for that chick <3
Too bad for you. And I must admit I really enjoyed this :)
Hope you get better soon :)
thank you :) and i'm doing okay, just bruised
Parent
Yeah, but why did you ride your bike on the street and not on sidewalk?
Parent
? :D because I am allowed to drive it on the street
Parent
I know you are but see which crazy stuff can happen... Its just more safe, that was my point :D
Parent
well, the road in question did not have a sidewalk at that point so I couldnt have done it anyway :p
Parent
ach germ jong... dich treks gewoen ongeluk oan :/ oog op de d'artagnanlaan toen.
que le fuck...
HEY APOC, FUCK YOU, IF YOU DONT WIN EXITIUM TONIGHT IM GONNA FUCKING COME TO LAN AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

<3 for jayden james tho :l
my only traffic accident was when the bus crashed on some field next to the road trying to avoid a parked opel in the fog. hit my chin, it was swollen for a few days and that's it.
ok that hot chick convinced me to say that i feel sorry for you :( i hope those bastards burn in hell!
Nice story and good english.

Feel sorry for you man, kinda know how you feel.
take care dawg :)
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