yes I was scared

I WOKE UP, OPENED MY BEDROOM DOOR AND THIS THING WAS CRAWLING ON THE FLOOR

image: hornet-dave
(it was as big as this one, if you don't pay attention to the measuring rule)

I WAS LIKE

DAD COME MEGA WASP IN MY ROOM


African killer bee,

awesome no?

[16:13] rat1oN two-face: did u kill it?
[16:13] Jonasty: no it seemed like dying
[16:13] Jonasty: my dad threw it back out the window
[16:13] rat1oN two-face: why?
[16:13] Jonasty: back 2 nature
[16:13] Jonasty: ?
[16:13] rat1oN two-face: there are 2 types of ppl in this world destroyers and builders
[16:13] rat1oN two-face: u sayin u a builder u faggot?
[16:13] rat1oN two-face: i destroy shit that doesnt even bother me
[16:14] rat1oN two-face: because im sucah destroyer
[16:14] rat1oN two-face: u no i go out and just tear the grass off
[16:14] Jonasty: lool
[16:14] rat1oN two-face: and put cleaning soda on it
[16:14] rat1oN two-face: so it dies
[16:14] rat1oN two-face: i dont give a fuck
[16:14] Jonasty: but it was gonna die anyway
[16:14] Jonasty: it couldnt fly anymore i think
[16:14] rat1oN two-face: yeah but now u didnt get the frag
[16:14] Jonasty: was just crawling
[16:14] rat1oN two-face: still 0-0-0
[16:14] Jonasty: lol
[16:14] rat1oN two-face: ur dad got assist
[16:14] Jonasty: :D
[16:14] rat1oN two-face: 0-0-1
[16:14] Jonasty: :D:D:D:d
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nasty :O
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD DUDE THATS FRIKING SCARY THINGY I WUD SHIT IN MY PANTS:D
wwwtttfffffff???!
ye I thought the same when I saw it

my dad said on the stairs to me like, you scary shitpants etc

and then he was like; holy shit
Parent
i had this shit thing in my room when i was playing offi :o
i ate it
I once played ET official and one of these motherfuckers flew into my room, had to pause obviously and opponents whined while I fought against this beast.
so you had a war in a war ?
Parent
Hope you're not making nightmares anymore :/ beeing interrupt in an official :s
Parent
:D I had a similar situation I fought against:
image: 4
Parent
omg that's the one I'm talking about some comments below :DD faaaakkkk
Parent
disgusting beast!
Parent
Queen Wasp? :D
dunno how big those are, im not wasp-bee specialist

it was mega big, thats fo sho
Parent
Must have been nucleairy mutated then.

Waspzilla
Parent
I actually laughed xD ty
Parent
I had sex with the girl and my dad walk in my room and i fast fast turn off IE and he do not see xD
I once woke up with a huge beast with the size of that one, only it was a huge grashopper/locust and it was in my hair :/ I totally raged :D. The next night I woke up again and there was one sitting on my desk :/
fucking grasshoppers, most scary animal in the world, you never know where they're gonna jump next
Parent
nice quote :D
Catch it using a cup or a match box and then put it in the freezer for a while (5-10 minutes ought to do). After it's all chilled up and calm, tie a string around its body. You now have your own pet wasp!
I did that with my girlfriend
Parent
Thou shalt not copulate with any beast, neither shalt thou be defiled with it. Leviticus 18:23
Parent
Poland awu just told me that he has similar situation when he was playing ET and then BAT flew into his room, lol wtf
bashed him easily, nP
Parent
Sup Slawusm8? :P
Parent
nic ciekawego :D na lanie byles?
Parent
Nie bylo go :D do nl jedziemy w lipcu :P chociaz moje checi na granie juz od jakiegos czasu sa takie ze z bolem sie pojawiam 2 razy w tygodniu na 2h pcw :P pogrywasz jeszcze? studia jakies zaczales? dawno nie gadalismy :'(
Parent
Nic nie gram, nie chce mi sie, od czasu do czasu zajrze na cf i to wszystko :D Rok przerwy sobie zrobilem od nauki, w pazdzierniku zaczynam infe po angielsku na polibudzie we wrocku :P Kiedys jeszcze zagramy jakies 3o3, specjalnie dla Ciebie moge et zainstalowac 8D
Parent
wu-tang killa beez
fucking last summer at least 3 of those flied into my kitchen aswell, killed the bastards
I dont not care because im from Chile
next time close ur Netherlands window before sleeping & use United Kingdom air conditioning system

it works even @ Poland ;D
I had to pause offis in my last flat when a grasshopper got in, my damn cat was madly chasing after them on my desk all the time :x
called hornet
Asian bee can cook those damn asian hornet, but european bees can do nothing. They are gonna destroy them..
Quote[16:13] rat1oN two-face: there are 2 types of ppl in this world destroyers and builders
[16:13] rat1oN two-face: u sayin u a builder u faggot?
[16:13] rat1oN two-face: i destroy shit that doesnt even bother me
[16:14] rat1oN two-face: because im sucah destroyer
[16:14] rat1oN two-face: u no i go out and just tear the grass off
[16:14] Jonasty: lool
[16:14] rat1oN two-face: and put cleaning soda on it
[16:14] rat1oN two-face: so it dies
[16:14] rat1oN two-face: i dont give a fuck


Made me laugh
same happend few mins before while playing ps3.. i heard a noise and checked the room, nothing here.. then i saw it on my desk jumped up grab a shoe and waited.. then it flew away but it came back while i was playing again.. i jumped out of my bed and it flew out of the window.. damn this shit was the biggest bee ive ever seen i think :O
mygoat, ur alrighrt?!?
yuuu de manne :~>
its ok to be scared from these things :~>
You should've mounted this and name it Dezyderiusz
its called a hornet btw
killerbee's taking over the world
u need handgun to take out things like that :(
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