sad thing is ye

by duNzy • 12 Jun 2011, 04:03 • Journals
when you sleep with a girl and you're in hope that u'll get pussy, and she passouts cuz shes tired/2drunk = thats just plain sad


i was in hope 2 hours going jersey shore on her ,but she just started snoring, LOL.


so im here on crossfire and bitch just passout on mah bed and i can't sleep with this snoring shit so in few hours ill just wake her up and say gtfo i g2g to <insert random excuse>

image: slap-bitch-demotivational-poster
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ahsthx 12 Jun 2011, 05:07
feel your pain mate :/
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Kevin 12 Jun 2011, 05:14
it's even more sad when it's the other way around :(
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Nickje 12 Jun 2011, 05:23
wtf? sad man you are ..
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Kevin 12 Jun 2011, 05:26
I'm not going to claim I'm a big drinker but I'd like to see you repeat that statement after you've drunk the same amount of alcohol I did that night. When you don't even remember 10 % of your night out something went terribly wrong.
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miNd 12 Jun 2011, 05:50
QuoteWhen you don't even remember 10 % of your night out something went terribly wrong


My normal night image: ohmy
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miNd 12 Jun 2011, 05:39
Even more sad is to pass out middle on it

I've done it once, the girl didnt like it too much

i was like bitch please image: eusa_whistle image: eusa_whistle told her to come back tomorrow and she did image: eusa_dance image: eusa_pray
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HansoO 12 Jun 2011, 05:44
so you the (whatever is your area) man?!
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HansoO 12 Jun 2011, 05:36
well, i just went horny again and showed her my "stick" in her sleep, and she liked it
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HansoO 12 Jun 2011, 05:42
she hated it...this time...meh. she went nice on the first time...
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miNd 12 Jun 2011, 05:37
u can still do her :)

just be like

image: surprise_party
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HansoO 12 Jun 2011, 05:38
why be sad a bout it?
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HansoO 12 Jun 2011, 05:40
i wsh she wasnt in berlin atm
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HansoO 12 Jun 2011, 05:41
n5 just for the record
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Severus 12 Jun 2011, 05:41
that's because u suck. u have no carisma, u're just ordinary. and if a girl slept with u she'd just feel sad and regret it for the rest of her life.

I say good call form that bitch who fell a sleep on purpose
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HansoO 12 Jun 2011, 05:43
but why should the bitch be staying there?
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Severus 12 Jun 2011, 05:45
not in the mood for retards. too drunk. maybe tomorrow when i actually understand wtf are u talking about
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HansoO 12 Jun 2011, 05:46
herr? i thought its about a girl...and not me...
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Severus 12 Jun 2011, 05:47
tomorrow bro around 5 pm
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HansoO 12 Jun 2011, 05:49
tomorrow means monday?
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HansoO 12 Jun 2011, 05:51
severus, im on your side. so please lets stop. if you want
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Severus 12 Jun 2011, 05:52
even drunk i'm still smarter than u. so tomorrow. now i'm off
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HansoO 12 Jun 2011, 05:53
you know, i like you. i was never against you. well, lets talk
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HansoO 12 Jun 2011, 05:54
whats the level, to measure smartness?
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HansoO 12 Jun 2011, 05:51
im a good one btw. only a freak. ask wsk, he knows
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hattivatti 12 Jun 2011, 06:58
Because he lives closer to the party.

Banging for roof.
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duNzy 12 Jun 2011, 06:06
nah ur wrong here, i had sex with that girl several times cuz shes my playgirl on parties, but today it all got wrong
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Cstm 12 Jun 2011, 06:35
there is still a possibility to get her.. :) trying is the key to success 8_D
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h20xyg3n 12 Jun 2011, 07:08
Hhaha its bad when that happens idd :( I feel your sadness xD
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_Karrde 12 Jun 2011, 08:38
no need for excuse imho, just tell her to leave plox.

excused needed only if shes friend/love

BIATCHH
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jezix 12 Jun 2011, 10:06
tell her you love her, she'll be out the door pronto.
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wedeus 12 Jun 2011, 10:44
hahahahahaha
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rahula 12 Jun 2011, 10:52
Never had that. I've had whiskey dick though, which is pretty shit.

Edit: girl fell asleep while giving me a handjob once actually
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HIZAKO 12 Jun 2011, 10:56
I'd just say Great Succes, blame yourself for being not as hot as me.
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bloxie 12 Jun 2011, 11:22
just fuck her while shes sleeping,
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Shelby 12 Jun 2011, 12:31
I see your a big fan of fucking girls while they are sleeping/passed out. In some ways you might consider that as raping. So hf.
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bloxie 13 Jun 2011, 18:22
are you that 2.55 lowbie i used to roll?
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Shelby 14 Jun 2011, 01:38
You can try to roll me anytime.
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mAus 12 Jun 2011, 12:03
don't pick up drunk girls then ;p
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IcEcrusT 12 Jun 2011, 12:42
Your sucha nice boy :-)
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RazZaH 12 Jun 2011, 23:55
only way he can get girls ;)
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nAbio 12 Jun 2011, 12:11
had the same problem once :D good way is to lick her awake, got us started ;)
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Domi 12 Jun 2011, 12:43
You really want to do that on a random girl?
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nAbio 12 Jun 2011, 12:44
Quotenah ur wrong here, i had sex with that girl several times cuz shes my playgirl on parties, but today it all got wrong

shes his party girl :d
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Domi 12 Jun 2011, 12:45
Doesnt mean shes not whoring around ;)
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johNny_ 12 Jun 2011, 12:21
so? why don't you just wake her up?
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JEIFI 12 Jun 2011, 12:45
when she sleeps with a boyl and shes in hope that get dick, and he passouts cuz hes tired/2drunk ))))
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