joke #36 (.de)

Tochter: Mum ich geh mit meinem Freund nach oben.
- Mutter: Ok, macht aber kein Blödsinn.
- Die Beiden gehen hoch...
- Tochter: Baby, Baby, Baby? ohhh!
- Die Mutter stürmt nach oben und reißt die Tür auf.
- Mutter: Was macht ihr da?!?
- Tochter: Mum? wir haben Sex, verschwinde!
- Mutter: Gott sei Dank ich hab schon gedacht ihr hört Justin Bieber

Daughter: mum, im going into my room with my boyfriend
Mum: ok, but dont do anything stupid!

- they are going up - few mins later the mother is hearing her daughter screaming

Daughter: Baby, Baby, Baby oooh

- mother is sprinting up and opens the door in her rage

Mum: WHAT ARE U GUYS DOING

Daughter: we are having sex, get the fuck out !!

Mum: phew, for one second i thought u guys are listening to Justin Bieber!
Comments
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only a virgin would think it's a funny joke
wie unlustig!^^
hahahah amazing
0.5/10
OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooold
Not funny.
Making these kind jokes is pahetic.
Use peoples said items to make it funny.Use your brains to make it funnier.Im talking about real-life.Thats humour.
AWESOME LOL LMAO XD ROFL
HAHAHAHAHAHA :DDDDDDDDDDDDD


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Quoteonly a virgin would think it's a funny joke

busted, piece of shit
Parent
stfu you money stealing ugly looking rat faced jew or ill send you back to auschwitz camp
Parent
actually this was one of the likes on Facebook
HAHAHAHAHAHA :DDDDDDDDDDDDD


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der war ja wahnsinn
doesnt familier with justin so its aint funny :~>
i guess i just had a mental jizz..
its hilarious :D

most people here just didnt get it ayyyy
probably they didnt get it.

tho i got it and i dont think its funny.
Parent
this is literally how it was for me after reading it a second time
image: 21447d1266283261-loled
Parent
haha lustig.
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