Piss your pants

stfu befo i piss in yo ass

You've changed, Ted.

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I can write a book from all the funny stuff unblind tells me on LoL.

a couple of months ago (I'm 23) The last memory I have is the bar closing and I still had 2 pints so downed them straight off and then I wake up with sick all over my pillow, I put the pillow on the floor and go back to bed.

I then wake up having to go to work, put on my tshirt and notice a bit of it is damp. So I'm like, wtf? why is the tshirt damp.

Then I pick up my jeans from the spare chair in my room and see a massive wet patch all the way down them and pick up a couple of over clothes in the chair and they are also wet and smell of piss :X

no idea what the cirumstance was but it seemed like at some point I sat in the chair (never normally use it) and then just had a piss with all my clothes on before getting undressed and into bed.

good times!

so what? there is nothing to be ashamed about ;)

When I was 20 I got majorly drunk at a university party in Lido, Leuven and when I woke up the next morning I wet my bed so hard there wasn't a dry spot left.

I played a mix with unblind once, I was laughing pretty much the whole time because unblind wouldn't stop giving us random information and pissing off w3st.

In other news; fo xo, we don't wanna hear it okay?

I've never wet the bed :O

I know a few people who have though, not uncommon

I can only imagine pissing yourself is really relieving

never ever

I always piss on a plant in my room(while asleep, at least i never remember i did it) when i drink too much.

never pissed my pants or bed or anything but i did piss in the living room when i was really drunk and when i got up i remembered doing it, no idea why. Ah well, just blamed the dog

never.

when i was living together with my ex i was so drunk one night that i slept at the toilet... when i had to pee i went to the bed room pissed on the bed ( on the side where my gf was sleeping) and went back to the toilet and fall asleep again... atleast that was my gf told me... still dont believe that story... but the piss smell in the bedroom was strange in the morning blamed her for pissing in the bed :(

No, but I piss in strange places when drunk sometimes. Last time when I drank 80% proof hundilaja Vesi or some other random estonian vodka I pissed on my friend during the night and to my friend's garbage bin.

Sometime when I am game hard i am poop in a bucket so if i respawn i miss more little time.(DOTA)