Back from OUTSIDE!

Hey dudes! Would just like to say I had an awesome time outside this weekend!
I haven't been out in years and it was TRULY awesome. Let me tell you what I did;

Day 1:

I prepared myself to go outside.
I made sure I had a USB stick with my latest config on it.
I uploaded my cfg online and wrote down the link on my obese hand.
I went outside.
I inhaled fresh air for possibly the first time since slipping out my mothers womb.
I began travelling to my desired destination using public transport (first time on train, plane and automobile).
I spoke to nobody.
I ate fast food.


Day 2:

I reached my destination! Arrived at the WZZRD LAN center.
I met my team outside.
We all said hello to each other in the carpark via text because we just couldn't seem to speak to each other without wearing a headset.
We paid to play ET.
We lost.
I drunk one beer.
I went back to my hotel room.
I spoke to nobody.
I ate fast food in bed.

Day 3:

I woke up.
I ate fast food.
I met my team again.
We said our goodbyes via text "V55 TROOPS"
I made my way home via public transport (For the second time EVER :D big trains so cool xD).
I spoke to nobody.
I ate fast food.
I made this journal.


Big shout out to everyone I didn't meet and didn't have fun with. And an extra big shout out to my Cock! I got to see it again in the hotel mirror. I haven't seen it in years cuz of gaming physique, pro fat stomach.

Going to CC8? I'm coming for you

Fuck off