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Quote by RonnerI mean, you don't build a fucking-machine so your GF/Wife gets the best fuck she ever had. No, you practice hard to become the best fuck she ever had. Same goes for gaming. Cheating is for people with very low self-esteem.


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QuoteNo, you practice hard to become the best fuck she ever had.


i lol'd
agree

:D another " agree " for you gifty , GJ !
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but seriously, how do you build this fucking machine?
Looks the part! Where can I buy?
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Pedro sells them at discount prices, you don't mind if it's second (or third) hand I'm assuming? PM him for details!
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pedro means paul I've heard
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Ah, good man! I did make contact recently, to let him know about a delightful photo I discovered of the two of us, but he has yet to respond. It almost looks as though he is contemplating usage of the machine in the photo...
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LOLLLLL :D
whahahhaaha priceless!
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