Busted as a coke dealer

It was a boring morning, i just woke up. My tooth hurt (dont ask me how / why) but we have this white powder in little bags. So i thought, wtf, ill take one to school.... (it was like super strong mentol shit). So we were @ dutch class.. the bitch left. So i was like wtf, i gave this junk in my class the bag with the white powder.. and he started sniving... his nose was red like rudolf.. I laughed the whole day.. The next day some teached comes in the class-room, and says "MAIKEL PETERSEN!!! COME WITH ME" and i was like OMFG WTF dude get real.. But i went with him... He putted me in some kinda police room or something... And he started asking retard questions like "What happend wednesday?" i was like wtf, i dont remember dude. He was like "something with white powder.." and i was like "SNNNNNNNNIIIIF, i remember" and he was like "Picture me as a random nonamer... watching a movie of what happend in the class-room, tell me what happend at the movie" and i was like "why should i tell that , wattafack" and then he was like "I know your a dealer" and I just started laughing... Then he got mad.. and i was like ok get real. But then i told him the story, but he didnt believe me (that it wasnt coke). Than he started asking other questions even more retarded like "how did he snive if, did he make a line?" and i was like "omg i dont know" and know the guy that snived it is kicked out of school... and im fucked


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im on vent with a turk
im on vent with a rEAz
wattafakk m8 n1 weather over here!
Parent
LOL its like im on vent with a turk
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:D name of teh turk?
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liek banaan / muz
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btw scarce is a skinhead and he plays basketball with niggers
Parent
and you are a wannabe surfer boy
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now im scared :I
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sad story :<
owned :D
bad luck
wil je nu zeggen dat je toch nog een rl hebt die je verneukt met drugs?
waren geen drugs, maar ze denken dat
Parent
je hebt geen geld dus ga je wnb drugs gebruiken
Parent
als je goed leest, heb ik het niet gebruikt :O)
Parent
idd, maikel is niet de persoon die gesnoven heeft
maar wel de persoon die f*cked up is :D
gl m8
( laat je niet kennen :D )
Parent
anders lees je gewoon :p
Parent
je bent arm dus je gaat wnb drugs verkopen
Parent
Lol thats funny, but somehow i feel sorry for u..
lol i don't believe it simply because no one could be THAT stupid xD
I hope it wasnt ariel :D
doe jij maar is rustig ...
en welke stad is dat ?
i cant really believe that story... i guess theyd do a drug-test which would prove that he didnt take any drugs...problem solved
Owwwwwwww maikel! :O)
^- Me neither, cause it's just sensless to kick without proofs.
But anyway if it's a real one, i lol'd :D
lol that story sucks .. is er niks dat hij je wel geloofd dan ? .. wat een retard .. kom maar naar onze schoool daar kan dat :P
ahhahaha :DDD
wp, mby you should think about consequences before you do that to stupid ppl
busted


HaHaHa :DDD
If thats real then your not too bright imo, bit stupid to give it to someone in the classroom.
+ isn't it kind of easy to prove that it wasn't real? Just test the guy and bam they look like real idiots.
coke dimineshes from your body quite fastly,,from hours to a (possibly,rarely) a couple of days, depending on the quality of the substance. plus its easy to explain a positive test result with any opiate-including medicines. that would be, for example medicine for cough. or painkillers.
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meh, well its his problem not mine, but imo hes in a bit of trouble if they really think hes a coke dealer.
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I think it was a DAMN good prank, if this is real.
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ul druggy
fake stories on xfire, unekspekted.
as potter would say: "a street"
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