Jack and Jill.. and other stuff=)
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26 Apr 2007, 11:05
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Journals
Jack and 
Jill went up the hillAnd Jack would try to hump her.
Jill said No / and Jack said So
I'll ram it in your dumper.
winkle twinkle little star,
Will she blow me in the car.
I bought her dinner, she had fun.
My balls are boiling, I'd like to come.
Hickory Dickory Dock
Some
chick was sucking my cockThe clock struck two
I dropped my goo
I dumped the bitch on the next block.
Little Bo Peep fucked her
sheepBlew a horse, licked his feet
She ate his ass so very nice
Tongued his balls not once but twice
oh, about the flags.. try to get the hint=)
the history does say that
Jack was abit to stoned=)
and I luv it! :D
marlboro lights NOT ftw...
Violets are blue.
I fucked your mother's ass
And she had you.
*cough* shitbreak *cough*
Eating a pizza pie.
He shit pepperoni,
Then blew his friend
And wiped his mouth on his tie
To smoke some marijuana
And
He didnt knew the others guys were strong
So when snuble walked on the street
They sended a serialkiller called "
But
After
He screamed I WANT MY MONEY
But
So
His wife could eat no lean
So Jack ignored those flabby tits
And licked her asshole clean
To smoke some marihuana,
and asked
and then they had some fun,
But silly
and never got to cum.
I could be blue
I could be violet sky
I could be hurtful
I could be purple
I could be anything you like
Gotta be green
Gotta be mean
Gotta be everything more
Why dont you like me?
Why dont you like me?
Why dont you walk out the door!
to have a secret chat
not knowing her
They got into a fight
but luckily everything turned out alright
loL I'm the suck in this
nr 1
to have a secret chat
and said "you ain't too bad!"
Naieve little
and had a little flirt.
Their heads in the fog, all went to a log
her
They get in a fight, and ended it might
feelings all twisted and bend.
But
so everything's fine in the end!
en IE is vaag ;( ik had gereplied
Trim that pussy it's too damn hairy
Rub a Dub Dub
Three
Faggots have threesomes, too-
So fuckin' what.
So she had to flirt with a
They talked all night long
behind the back of that poor
When the poor
He started to shout
He cried and he cried
almost ended his life
He was stopped by his mom
How could he be this dumb?
He's such a dork
and he has to get back to work
How I wonder what you are
Shine upon the parking lot
As
I bet u liked this one=)
To smoke some marihuana,
and asked
and then they had some fun,
But silly
and never got to cum.
"just inside jokes! I didn't do anything "
as my post said:
its abit hard to do something wrong then..
and ofc ur not the spanish guy:D:D rofl..
the only videos ppl have is me trickjumping on stairs I think (and I wasn't stoned) :D
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I mean the arrow
it'll only last 5 minutes :D
pls that deserve his own journal
Suck my dick and swallow slow.
Whacked off in the movie theater.
Sprayed his load across the screen
And ruined Titanic's final scene
Jack and Jill went up the hill
Both with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two-fifty
That fuckin' whore.
just so u know..
all this different "poems", is something a guy named Andrew Dice Clay wrote.
I didnt make this up.. of course not.
google andrew dice clay and u will find them..
i would never call any girl a whore.... belive me please..
:>>>
but this thread gave me a few good laughs:D
cya all later:D
last one from me:
im still @ work mate:>
but belive it or not, i do have internet access @ work=)
my 2 objectives:
1. Flame crossfire
2. Flame my hero Winghaven. ;D
I only ment is as some funny jokes.. if u really feel it was flaming, ill remove every post regarding
what a pimp :DD
I just was asking you !
She dizzed you man !
sad panda now :<
noones likes me !
Anyway im too sad for put songs now on ur vent !
she has private info !
btw the Love Parade is coming from Berlin to the "Ruhrgebiet" :DD
THX SNUBBLE BUBBLE
I put it in my profil now=)
i like it.