Why I hate Albania

Albania Albania. The worst country in the world? I say yes. Why, oh why, do I say yes? I'll tell you why bitch.

Most of the users on this page are european. If we don't count the obvious exceptions (the neighbouring countries), who of you can honestly say you know anything about Albania Albania? Perhaps we have the easy stuff... They used to be under communist ruling. Their entire economy collapsed under a pyramid scheme. Aaand.. Well, that's about it? I know stuff about Croatia Croatia, I know stuff about Norway Norway and I know stuff about Monaco Monaco. But next to nothing about Albania Albania. How could this be?

Simply because, there is nothing to know. Check out Wikipedia for instance. Their history is all about which ruler they've been under. A fucking pushover-state.
And then check the Culture tab. Oh wait.. There is none. They don't have culture. Nothing good has ever come out of that country.

Geography? Oh, they've some mountains, some water and a few cities. Totally unique.

I dare you to find one thing that's unique or special about Albania Albania. One good thing that's come out of that country.

The only argument I can see to not bombing that country into oblivion is that they serve as a great example of how NOT to run a country.

Oh, and do you think they've perhaps thought "Fuck it guys, let's do something fun!" and mounted a team to play in the NC. No way. Last NC? No way. Any NC? No way. Any NC in any game? Don't think so.
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well i actually knew an albanese girl ... she couldnt speak english so the only way to comunicate was to gesture ... it was kinda funny. She was pretty too...
niggers aint pretty
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nigger? ... lol she was white .. and not gipsy ... so she was kinda cute
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wise words man
Albania is that great their Royal Family emigrated to South Africa <o/
hellgoat can you rename me to: "mythos" plz? <3 thx in advance
QuoteI dare you to find one thing that's unique or special about Albania.


Jessica Albania

image: alba

Not many countries have achieved something so amazing!
Dude, on once pict I look 75% like her, can we have sex now?
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now crossfire even flames country
I know an Albanian chick and she is fuckin hot, so yes there are goods things coming from that country.
listen to rhand he is wise
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I'd guess you two know the same girl. And I don't really think "A pretty girl" counts as unique. There's more than one pretty girl in this world.
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not the same ... coz the one i met was in switzerland so...
and albania tbh is a pretty sad country they are rly rly poor :X
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Nope, it's not the same. As if there is only 1 pretty chick from Albania xD
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Seems there are at least 2.

And stop the racism please, you deserve a ban.
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QuoteThe most popular sport in Albania is football (soccer) and the most followed sports event is the World Cup although Albania has never qualified for the World Cup finals.


Albanian art
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i think never qualifying for the worldcup finals with your most popular sport is an art itself!
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Albania got some really nice peoples i work with one and got some friends from there >o they got some good looking womens aswell.
Well, doesn't every country has them?
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Why fucjking complain then?
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Do I complain?
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I never thought about it that way, but now that you do mention it, that country seems crummy.
Im not sure but i can remember some girl in my class "nasty girl", she was very hairy however she might have been from Romania, not Albania - tbh im not sure what the difference is
So what is the diffrence between Swedish people and Norwegian people?
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i dont know rly, not much
norway is a little richer
we got different liquor laws
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interesting journal thanks
I wonder how would sweden look like if you were under constant war for 200+ years. You however, like Switzerland never had any trouble with war, lived in constant peace and your economy flourished.

Albania's location is fucked up, Turks oppressed it for years, if it wasn't for Albania, Bosnia and Croatia who held the borderline between today's modern Europe for a really, really long time without anyone's help, who knows how that territory would look like today.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not Albania's fanboy, it's just shit how much the people who lived on this territory once did, and they got nothing in return except a backstab from Hungary and other ruling countries.
without knwing anything of the country, there are flaming it ..

Let the babys do their thing ; >
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i had an albanian schoolmate, but he failed 2nd class of primary school
we have 2much albanian pplz here in my town :<
kje je to ?
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idrija (delavci ki zivijo v dijaskem domu.. se zastopim ih ne)
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xD delavci v dijaskem domu

aj, tle vs je ful z Idrije a ne
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dijakov je najmanj, najvec je delavcev z juga pol so pa se paraplegiki etc. ja drugace nas je ene 8
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heh, nas iz Zagorja je vec, ampak k sam 2 veva za tolo stran, pa tud vsi ne igrajo, recmo da kake pol leta nazaj nas je blo pa ene 12 :d

small(unknown) towns ftw

a ves kaj mata idrija pa zagorje skupnega?
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rudnik afaik :D
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mnda ja ceprav tega nism meu mislih :)

skupnega mamo to, da mamo oboji po en semafor xD
(vsaj vem da je blo tko in ne dolgo nazaj)
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lol :DDDDDD sej pri nas bojo kmal zacel delat druzga =P
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xDDDD

tle se ne kaze tko :o)
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ma pri nas so retardi. So postavl semafor v kriziscu kjer pac so bli problemi samo ni blo take sile, u glavnem kjer je pa najvecja pizdarija pa ne
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:d gg zupan, na grmadoooo zazgat !!! :D

(ok, pri nas je pa tam kjer ga skor najbl rabjo)
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ah sej so ga zamenjal tko da np
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image: TalkNow-albanian

Learn their language and overcome your differences Hellgoat!
I wish Albania was my neighbour-country. At least they don´t produce Basshunter/Günther/ABBA and all that shit =E

Eat that "culture"...
i met basshunter last time i was wasting money on expensive trips abroad going on vacation. I dropped my ticket (im so rich i didnt rly care) and he bowed before me and picked it up for me.
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som en boll kommer jag tillbaks till dig - gummiboll kommer jag tillbaks till dig

That is not a swedish composer.
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heeheh you är en bög :DDDD jag talka svenska too jag owna du du kan inte talka finska men jag kan talka svenska haheheheha 1-0 you försvinna inte
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what's wrong with ABBA?
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What? You my friend have issues with yourself. As a matter of fact I know some Albanians and all I can say that they are nice people as long as you are nice to them. If you are friends with a Albanian then the whole family is your friend. If one likes you they all like you. If you have beef with one of them, you have beef with all of them. I don't get your point really.

You say Albania is the worst country in the world, but have you ever been there? Have you ever talked to the people there? Do you know Albanian people? Probably not. And who fucking cares what Wikipedia says. If Wikipedia would say that Bush isn't killing innocent people in the Middle East, would you believe that? If yes, then go cut yourself.
Trek het je niet zo aan, rascisten zullen er altijd zijn :)
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Tjah, alleen jammer dat het een crossfire admin is...
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Niemand is perfect.

Soms zijn het diegene waar je het het minst van verwacht.
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they have a lot of unique streetgangs in germany
arent albanians the guys who came up with a knife to a pistol war?
you need a therapy or something like that

n1 whine about country

go find a chick, have a sex, relaxe ...
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