Why I hate Albania
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29 Apr 2007, 23:33
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Albania. The worst country in the world? I say yes. Why, oh why, do I say yes? I'll tell you why bitch.
Most of the users on this page are european. If we don't count the obvious exceptions (the neighbouring countries), who of you can honestly say you know anything about Albania? Perhaps we have the easy stuff... They used to be under communist ruling. Their entire economy collapsed under a pyramid scheme. Aaand.. Well, that's about it? I know stuff about Croatia, I know stuff about Norway and I know stuff about Monaco. But next to nothing about Albania. How could this be?
Simply because, there is nothing to know. Check out Wikipedia for instance. Their history is all about which ruler they've been under. A fucking pushover-state.
And then check the Culture tab. Oh wait.. There is none. They don't have culture. Nothing good has ever come out of that country.
Geography? Oh, they've some mountains, some water and a few cities. Totally unique.
I dare you to find one thing that's unique or special about Albania. One good thing that's come out of that country.
The only argument I can see to not bombing that country into oblivion is that they serve as a great example of how NOT to run a country.
Oh, and do you think they've perhaps thought "Fuck it guys, let's do something fun!" and mounted a team to play in the NC. No way. Last NC? No way. Any NC? No way. Any NC in any game? Don't think so.
Most of the users on this page are european. If we don't count the obvious exceptions (the neighbouring countries), who of you can honestly say you know anything about Albania? Perhaps we have the easy stuff... They used to be under communist ruling. Their entire economy collapsed under a pyramid scheme. Aaand.. Well, that's about it? I know stuff about Croatia, I know stuff about Norway and I know stuff about Monaco. But next to nothing about Albania. How could this be?
Simply because, there is nothing to know. Check out Wikipedia for instance. Their history is all about which ruler they've been under. A fucking pushover-state.
And then check the Culture tab. Oh wait.. There is none. They don't have culture. Nothing good has ever come out of that country.
Geography? Oh, they've some mountains, some water and a few cities. Totally unique.
I dare you to find one thing that's unique or special about Albania. One good thing that's come out of that country.
The only argument I can see to not bombing that country into oblivion is that they serve as a great example of how NOT to run a country.
Oh, and do you think they've perhaps thought "Fuck it guys, let's do something fun!" and mounted a team to play in the NC. No way. Last NC? No way. Any NC? No way. Any NC in any game? Don't think so.
Jessica Albania
Not many countries have achieved something so amazing!
and albania tbh is a pretty sad country they are rly rly poor :X
And stop the racism please, you deserve a ban.
Culture in Albania
Albanian art
(lol)
Im not sure but i can remember some girl in my class "nasty girl", she was very hairy however she might have been from Romania, not Albania - tbh im not sure what the difference is
norway is a little richer
we got different liquor laws
Albania's location is fucked up, Turks oppressed it for years, if it wasn't for Albania, Bosnia and Croatia who held the borderline between today's modern Europe for a really, really long time without anyone's help, who knows how that territory would look like today.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not Albania's fanboy, it's just shit how much the people who lived on this territory once did, and they got nothing in return except a backstab from Hungary and other ruling countries.
Let the babys do their thing ; >
aj, tle vs je ful z Idrije a ne
small(unknown) towns ftw
a ves kaj mata idrija pa zagorje skupnega?
skupnega mamo to, da mamo oboji po en semafor xD
(vsaj vem da je blo tko in ne dolgo nazaj)
tle se ne kaze tko :o)
(ok, pri nas je pa tam kjer ga skor najbl rabjo)
Learn their language and overcome your differences Hellgoat!
Eat that "culture"...
That is not a swedish composer.
You say Albania is the worst country in the world, but have you ever been there? Have you ever talked to the people there? Do you know Albanian people? Probably not. And who fucking cares what Wikipedia says. If Wikipedia would say that Bush isn't killing innocent people in the Middle East, would you believe that? If yes, then go cut yourself.
Soms zijn het diegene waar je het het minst van verwacht.
n1 whine about country
go find a chick, have a sex, relaxe ...