6 Easy steps to making a bowl of cereal..

by ETNiES • 24 May 2007, 00:23 • Journals
Step 1. Take bowl from cupboard.

Step 2. Remove cereal from cupboard and pour into bowl.

Step 3. Retrieve spoon from drawer.

Step 4. Get the milk from fridge.

Step 5. Pour over your cereal.

Step 6. Eat your cereal.

Now you have learned my 6 easy steps to making a bowl of cereal may you never go hungry again!
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Gemini 24 May 2007, 01:28
omg im hungry now, sugar puffs > all

Tutorials imo.
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bronze 24 May 2007, 01:28
thx for the guide m8
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Zaphod 24 May 2007, 01:29
You didn't put the cereal in the bowl in any of those steps. So if you do just do step 5 then you will end up with a nice box/bag of cereal with milk in it and an unused bowl.
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ETNiES 24 May 2007, 01:30
very true i shall edits!
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Zaphod 24 May 2007, 01:34
Much better. Though this guide will only work the first time because after that the cereal is not in the cupboard and the milk is not in the fridge. They are both where ever they were left after pouring.
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m!das 24 May 2007, 01:39
yes idd he should bring it back :D
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bloed 24 May 2007, 01:52
no, as milk develops its true taste after being put into the sun for a few days. sour and pieces swimming in it. yumyum!
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m!das 24 May 2007, 01:55
buark
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bloed 24 May 2007, 01:57
quark? same procedure.
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m!das 24 May 2007, 02:02
ich mag nur magerquark :D
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ETNiES 24 May 2007, 02:02
the trick is to do at less as possible so hopefully someone might notice the milk thus putting it back into the fridge!
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m!das 24 May 2007, 01:38
naise a box/bag of cereals with milk in it sounds rly jummy :DDD
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Ment 24 May 2007, 01:43
your theory is flawed as there is no box of cereal in my cupboard
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Cypher 24 May 2007, 01:44
step 6 is wrong as it's not related to making cereal but destroying it utterly and permanenty. Such actions lead to the Dark Side.
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Adacore 24 May 2007, 01:53
I failed at step 2 due to a lack of cereal.
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m!das 24 May 2007, 01:56
sorry u are dismissed
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St1ffler 24 May 2007, 02:10
Dont all thick irish pricks do everything backwards?

Step 1. Eat your cereal.


Step 2. Pour over your cereal.


Step 3. Get the milk from fridge.


Step 4. Retrieve spoon from drawer.


Step 5. Remove cereal from cupboard and pour into bowl.

Step 6. Take bowl from cupboard.

And then after that dont you usually go blow up some cofee shop in omagh? pease correct me if im wrong.
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sol 24 May 2007, 02:17
We also have a strange phenomenon whereby the word 'to' co-exists with the word 'too'.
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St1ffler 24 May 2007, 02:22
<3 hey thanks for that game im gettin 90% now wont be long before i get 100 all thanks 2 you sol :P you like how i did the "2"?
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ETNiES 24 May 2007, 03:06
lol stiffler you made so much sense there gG
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St1ffler 24 May 2007, 14:12
Im glad you know what me and sol are going on about.
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ETNiES 24 May 2007, 20:17
was talking about your original comment you complete tool.
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St1ffler 25 May 2007, 02:02
Try replying too the right comment then you muppet
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ETNiES 25 May 2007, 02:23
replied to you last comment and thought you MIGHT have the common sense to know what I meant but obviously not <o/ again.. hf gl fo
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St1ffler 25 May 2007, 02:30
No you mean you made a mistake but not man enough too admit it. But hey as your a thick irish prick i can understand it so no worries peace out
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ETNiES 25 May 2007, 02:41
rofl your such a fuckin tard ha! like really you come back acting the tough man cause you got 2weeks of real life, fucking comical! your a joke m8 now second time gl hf fo!
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St1ffler 25 May 2007, 11:55
touch man? 2 week's of real life?

Do you even know what you are going on about?
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HellKn1ght 24 May 2007, 08:12
Failed @ step 2, too.
My cereals are already on the table. :((((

OMG I'M GONNA STARVE!! helpzzzz!
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