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Do you use viagra?

1 - Always
2 - Most of the times
3 - Usually not
4 - Nearly Never
5 - Never

Should sheep be banned ?

o: yes

o: no

o: maybe

:D

What's your first impression of the ET:QW BETA?
You've had a week to play, what do you make of it?

Love it:
It's crap
Who judges a game whilst...:
Don't have a key :(:

dunno

Do you like cheddar cheese?

1 - Yes
2 - No
3 - What the f*ck is cheddar cheese

Best cartoon series ever:

1. Futurama
2. South Park
3. Family Guy
4. Drawn Together
5. The Simpsons

I like 'em in that order.
EDIT: Give your opinion pleaSe.

Does spree his songtext "Temple of Hope" suck?

No

No ofcourse Not

Definately not

No wai

How juicy is your sperm?

1 - Very juicy
2 - It has hard pieces in it
3 - WTF, SINCE WHEN IS SPERM LIQUID???

tostie ham kaas kaas ham kaas ham?

1. kaas ham
2. ham kaas
3. kaas
4. ham
5. tostie only

Do you like gayporn?

1 - I'm not INSECURE ffs
2 - Ehrm, INSECURE teached me to like it :>
3 - OFCOURSE, but only INSECURE's gay porn :D

Das ist doch paradox?!
Scheisse, die nicht nach Scheisse riecht.
Anke Engelke als Harald-Schmidt-Ersatz.
Weihwasser im OnlineShop von Orion.
Gerhard Schröder als Bundeskanzler.
Eine Frau als Fahrlehrerin.
Claudia Schiffer als WeightWatchers-Vorstand.
Lebkuchen in der Grill-Saison.
Ich dusche jeden Tag.

oder

Gurken sind ...
... scheisse.
... Rudeltiere.
... grüner als Joschka.
... moderne Ökovibratoren.
... keine Tomaten.
... Gurken.
... billiger Zucchini-Abklatsch.
... verdammt gute Anal-Stöpsel.
... eine Alternative zu Klobürsten.
... als Brecheisen ungeeignet.

man dankt www.scheisse.net ;)

Sometimes, I eat some of the schooldesk, and then wank over female-students

1 - That is true
2 - How the f*ck do you know that
3 - Only over Loekino!!!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

1. yes
2. no

BAAAwchikkawaaawaaa !

How skilled are you with rifle?

* Better than ag0n (best)
* Worse than ag0n, better than XyLos
* Worse than Xylos, better than Gifty
* even worse

How banana is your banana

1 - It's fully banana
2 - It's not a real banana
3 - I have no bananas / banana
4 - What's a banana?

Who made this poll?

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BEST JOURNAL EVER ?

[x] yes

[x] no