Awnser to scams, what to do now?

Getting lots of spam in the mail I use for crap. I dont really mind, especially not after I started getting those funny hi Im from africa I need your help you'll get billions of dollars for your time!!!

I thought Id try and awnser one of those I got...

"Greetings to you,

I am the above named person I was married to Dr. Peter Hanff who worked with
erithean Embassy in Poland as a diplomat and a bussiness man for over 6 years.I
have a charitable project on ground which i want you as a sole person in
charge.Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.Please
reply me through my private email:[email protected], for more details
on this charity project.

Mrs Babara Hanff."

Apperantly hotmail didnt save my reply but it went something like "Hi I got your mail and Im very interested in what you have in mind. Im currently able to spend lots of time and money on whatever business I find interesting.

And today I recived her reply:

"Compliments of the day to you,

Thank you very much for your response.I needed to be very sure of you before I disclose my identity for confidentiality purpose.I could not give you my true details in my first contact because I felt it would be huge surprise for you to receive such email.I am the above named person undergoing medical treatment now. I was married to Dr. Peter Hanff who worked with erithean Embassy in Poland as a diplomat and a bussiness man for over 6 years before his untimely death in the year December 2004 We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Before his death we were both Christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child out side my matrimonial home,which my religion is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of$20 Million (twenty million U.S. Dollars) with one finance/security office in Europe.Presently, this money is still with the Security/ Finance Company. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a foundation or better still a Christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want an individual that will use this to fund missions, orphanages and widows and other good charity deeds The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that gives. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my husbands hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner, hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health, and because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Finance/Security Company Europe. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the original beneficiary of this fund. I want you to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd. My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Understand that we must keep this contact secret as possible that way we can be focused on the fact that you have claimed the money successfully and commence on what we have discussed Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a reliable individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.Please reply me soonest.

Remain blessed
Mrs. Babara Irene Hanff"

However I dont feel very creative atm so I need help with my next step.

*EDIT

Oh and what should I do with mr. Adel Yusuf who got USD$850,000.00 UNITED STATES DOLLARS waiting to be shipped?
Comments
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boah spam. -.-
Thats one thing to do but I need to put it into words.
Parent
2long4read
NEVER answer to spam, then they'll recognize your email adress is active and it will get even worse.
soo? its my junk mail address
Parent
you wont get an answer anyway, so why wasting time on writing a mail. most spam in the internet is sent by bots
Parent
I did get a reply, scroll up. :S
Parent
You think they send out such mails where they try and scam people without expecting a reply? :D Thats what they want ffs.
Parent
i lol'd
I'd try to say yes to anything and evade the "sending money" issue as long as you can. To see what lies they will think next :P
When she gives me info on where to send money I could pretend Ive sent it. When she says she havent recived it Id say that there must've been a mistake. After "contacting" my bank I could say that "according to them, the money have been transfered" and get pissed on her.
Parent
yes, that is a great idea. And keep us others up to date!
Parent
ask him to write "the only language allowed on crossfire is english unless stated in the journal title and tosspot is gay" on a piece of cardboard and email a picture of it to prove you are who you say you are, then i will proceed.
heh agree man

change my nick to ensam :(
Parent
Or a picture with GODCHILD written on some paper (some bla bla about Jesus and proof)
Parent
Tell her that only Mormons go to heaven, wish her a nice time in hell and lots of great backra.. ehm... surprise sex by satan.

Yours sincerely,
LotiX

PS: Have a nice day!
Oh shit! We could dress her up as Saddam or Chris?
damn what the fuck... where did u found this pic of me. aaaaaaaah
Parent
last n8

we made webcam...

...you don't know?
Parent
use www.gmail.com
for sure its let all the spam to be in spam and u can manage it..
Dont get any spam on my yahoo-mail either so why change? :O
Parent
dont know i just offered you because its cool mail!
Ye thought of getting it but yahoo is all good.
Parent
Try here for inspiration

http://www.scambuster419.co.uk/

419eater.com appears to be down at the moment :(
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