killing time >:D

I want to kill something, but I can't decide who and how, so help me pls:

Weapons avi:
- a knuckle-duster
- some knives (20+cm)
- a Katana (80cm)
- a chainsaw (44cm)
- fuel (5 litres)
- a car (60ps)

Victims avi:
- my cat sitting next to me (fastest thing to kill, but wouldn't satisfy me that much I guess. good for starters, though)
- my neighbour's wife in their garden (would definitely be fun, especially because I can drown her in their pond while backraping her. but on the other hand I prolly couldn't finish her off before they stop me)
- some random children playing basketball across the street (I don't think I could kill more than 2 before they start running away from me. that would make me even more angry)
- 2 horses about 100m away on a meadow (they'd die soon anyway. lot's of blood!!)
- probably 20 old people on the graveyard (~800m away - I could lock the gate and kill them one by one. They can't run and they are too weak to climb over the fence... and they can directly be buried there!)

discuss!

Poll:
katana + graveyard ppl = 3 votes
car+children = 1 vote
fuel+horses = 1 vote
car+horses = 1 vote
katana+ children = 1 vote

Katana+Graveyard ppl won. g2g now before all the old ppl are gone ;) Thx and cu next time!
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Yeah, always hardcore!
Yeah, always happy hardcore!
nice try
Still wating for advices...
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a car, ur mom
not avi (read description for possible victims)
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then take the car, and rush to the random childresn, you will get a killing spree
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That's a good idea, didn't think of that. Thanks!
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take the katana!

and the old people so we dont have to pay their pension anymore!!!
oki, sounds good!
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np for me and gL for your first killing experience
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It's not my first... but thx anyway!
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btw: pLz throw all your video games and your pc away and put watch teletubbies @ TV when you get busted!!

so we can blame Telletubbies for making people aggressive!!!
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Of course.
I ordered lots of tokio hotel stuff (posters, cds etc), np4me!
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thx in advance !!
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hell <3
2morrow u will read news about a teenager who killed all ppl in his street with a chainsaw :<
Don't think so, I'm 21 ;)
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katana+ppl @ graveyard!!
enjoy & happy hunting.
*giggling* u can have some mask, and clothes, scare them, then massacre them and the last one, hurt him but let him survive, so he can tell it to everybody, and then, everybody will fear of that graveyard "where ghosts are killing"
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katana + wife
BURN THE HORSEZ!
Wait I call ze police.
That means more possible weapons: pistols, bats and handcuffs :D
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You sick mothafucka
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is it just me who doesn't find this amusing at all or..?
difficult, but not impossible
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Chainsaw + old people = guaranteed massacre
I would like the horses meat.
pple in irsael eating horses? nicenice
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was a joke
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knuckle duster + your own face = satisfying enough for me
unacceptable.
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seems pretty acceptable to me
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but I'm no emo, I only hurt others ;<
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i think your an emo in denial
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According to emo test yesterday: 24%
It's not that much...
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if you believe in the results of such tests your obviously a retard
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Do you feel offended by this journal? I think you take this much too seriously.
No offence, but I came to the conclusion that you are the emo here (:
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the first answer would be no and your following statement concludes that my previous comment is correct
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So you say you don't feel offended by this journal, but on the other hand you constantly try to prove how retarded I am. Why is that?
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i dont have to state how retarded you are, its pretty obvious
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I see, you don't want to answer my question.
Conclusion: You think I'm a retard and I think you're an emo that feels offended by this journal :)
You obviously want to have the last word, so pls go on, I won't reply to you anymore.
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fine i will go on and have the last word, it seems you have accepted defeat or as such

and if you do decide to reply i would like ato ask you one thing, how in the hell would any journal especially this one make me upset/anoyed ? i really dont get where your "insults" if thats what they are are coming from.
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katana+yourself
you'll get honor in a hat form
unacceptable.
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use car + fuel and die in a car fire you fucking freak !
unacceptable.
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no one rly ask you
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you talked to me...
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I didnt rly ask you
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Quoteyou fucking freak

direct addressing
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didnt mantion any names :O)
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he didnt talk to you, he talked at you
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katana & children

nP
noted, thx!
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oh, also film it plx
Doesn't work, have to hold the Katana with both hands ;(
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