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Morning :)

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Just random knowledge:

(SNA|Swedey) bought kiwi fruit from italy today ;D
(Virus) lol they have to be fake or bad,italy isnt really home of kiwi
(SNA|Swedey) ;( WHATS THE HOME OF KIWI THEN?
(SNA|Swedey) caps ;DDD
(Virus) dunno but america probably
(Virus) not Italy :P
(SNA|Swedey) America ;O
(Virus) a tropical country for sure

VicKy! says:
what is the question?
*SNA|swedey says:
where does the kiwi fruit come from
VicKy! says:
no idea
VicKy! says:
tesco's supermarket
*SNA|swedey says:
good answer