womaniser'Z pwnly yermish

by ILikeTurtles • 18 Nov 2007, 16:26 • Journals
In a couple of days Iam 1 year together with my girlfriend, so I need a advice what I should buy her, actually I would think about something alone, but was yesterday so drunken, and still sick , so care about my english.

thanks in advance !


€ give me a good alternative album, compareable to nirvana
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JOEL 18 Nov 2007, 16:27
a huge anal dildo
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ILikeTurtles 18 Nov 2007, 16:32
she allready got like 10
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JOEL 18 Nov 2007, 16:40
they all fit at the same time?
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dinev 18 Nov 2007, 16:29
do anything what will last in sex at the end...for example have dinner (mC :D) then drive to some romantic place with her!
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ILikeTurtles 18 Nov 2007, 16:32
ah okay, i thougt this point is absolutly clear xD
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dinev 18 Nov 2007, 16:45
try to do something that she remembers later on, don't just buy some stuff and 2 weeks later she forgot about that. it's better if you give her what you can't buy with money :)
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cRz 18 Nov 2007, 17:42
Mr.Expert :D
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cointozz 18 Nov 2007, 16:32
im a hustler baby, thats what my dad has made me
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HugTheSub 18 Nov 2007, 17:07
simian mobile disco - hustler

good tune m8
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multiflx 18 Nov 2007, 16:35
jewelry or lingerie
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schNee 18 Nov 2007, 16:38
http://www.excellenta-pandora.de/ thats what i wish me from my bf to christmas. :D
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Mamalukes 18 Nov 2007, 16:41
image: Pandora1104 ?
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schNee 18 Nov 2007, 16:43
no just this http://www.excellenta-pandora.de/html/pandora_clip_armband.html
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Digitalnick 18 Nov 2007, 18:24
why would you want smth like that? :o
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schNee 18 Nov 2007, 19:14
why not? i like it in silver or stones but not in gold. but i like the idea that everybody can buy u different pieces. u can change them later and so on. so enough creativity its not that overdressed...
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Digitalnick 18 Nov 2007, 19:58
I simply don't like the look of the bracelet. ugly thingy imo x-D
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ILikeTurtles 18 Nov 2007, 16:43
80 for a wristband, iam like 20 euros per month xD
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schNee 18 Nov 2007, 16:48
hmmm a lil piercing both!
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OfficerCohen 18 Nov 2007, 17:08
its a good thing you wish... D:
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m!das 18 Nov 2007, 18:53
wie du nieee an dein handy gehst :X
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schNee 18 Nov 2007, 19:12
wenn du nachts um halb 2!!! anrufst!!! ;<
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m!das 18 Nov 2007, 19:16
ja immer wenn ich total emo bin und deine unterstützung brauche aber du weist mich immer ab :(

sooooo gemein!
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tALi 18 Nov 2007, 19:19
was glaubst du wieso sie schnee heißt, weil sie eiskalt ist.
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schNee 18 Nov 2007, 19:23
100 punkte der kandidat!
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m!das 18 Nov 2007, 19:32
tjo mein jung gibt zwar nen anderen grund aber mmh irgendwie ist damit auch recht :(
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schNee 19 Nov 2007, 17:22
schon okay so... :p muss ja net jeder wissen <3
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schNee 18 Nov 2007, 19:22
sry schatzieeeeeeeee. ...
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m!das 18 Nov 2007, 19:36
ja dann geh doch mal ran :(

hdL!
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dce 18 Nov 2007, 16:41
buy two rings.. one for her and one for u.. symbolic for ur relationship :>
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ILikeTurtles 18 Nov 2007, 16:42
thougt about that too, maybe with our initials in it :O)
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dce 18 Nov 2007, 16:43
;)
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cRz 18 Nov 2007, 17:41
i like the idea =)
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PaRzi 18 Nov 2007, 16:49
yes 'cause u r like 10 or something xD
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ILikeTurtles 18 Nov 2007, 16:53
okay the womans disagree
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schNee 18 Nov 2007, 16:53
oh noez pls ...
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PaRzi 18 Nov 2007, 16:54
horrible idea isn't it xD
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Mamalukes 18 Nov 2007, 16:42
just give her your dick in a box http://youtube.com/watch?v=nxoNl4Cjlhg
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ILikeTurtles 18 Nov 2007, 16:44
if you pay the box :D
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PaRzi 18 Nov 2007, 16:49
tbh... one GOOD fuck would do it in respect of your sexskillz.
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ILikeTurtles 18 Nov 2007, 16:50
she is even happy with a bad one :j
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PaRzi 18 Nov 2007, 16:51
that's not what she told me oO
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ILikeTurtles 18 Nov 2007, 16:54
bitches like you should shut up !

btw she dont speak to you !
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PaRzi 18 Nov 2007, 16:56
ofc she's speaking to me, she told me u suck in bed i swear!!! o0

btw bitches like u NANANANANA! assfuckandy!
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w0nd3r 18 Nov 2007, 16:51
free fuck ^^
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ENSJQM 18 Nov 2007, 17:12
vacuum cleaner
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R0SS 18 Nov 2007, 17:18
make/cook a nice dinner at ur house ( she will see the effort u have put into it) with candles and stuff. Then maybe rent out a movie that u know she likes and then that will probably lead to other stuff
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RazZaH 18 Nov 2007, 17:27
1. at first let her just tidy up your room and not the whole house.
2. go to a restaurant with her where she can wash the dishers if u dont pay...it has a good effect ! cuz she will think that shes at home and stuff..
3. watch a football match at home with her
4. let her decide : anal or oral



have a nice day

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Pho3niX 18 Nov 2007, 17:36
buy her a bnc

nah some soft toy with a big heart should do
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cRz 18 Nov 2007, 17:43
buy me a bnc =)
then i will love you xdddd
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tALi 18 Nov 2007, 17:54
machs halt so wie dinev schon sagt.
dekorier alles n1ce mit rosen oder so form ihren namen aus kerzen etc..mach alles dunkel dann koch für sie ihr geht schön baden dann machste da noch schön iwelche rosenblätter ins wasser oder so und dazu hinzu kannst du ihr immernoch was schenken ...also sozusagen n verwöhntag mit irgendwas was sie öfter sieht ~ wie die meisten schon sagten ring oder so..das sie halt immer an den tag erinnert..oder mach dabei ein paar photos von euch und so... die kann sie sich dann immer anschaun wenn du mal wieder besoffen nach hause kommst , dann weiss sie das du vll doch nicht so scheisse bist und bleibt bei dir spast ^^... naja..mach wie du denkst, ich würds so machen / habs schon gemacht..und yoa..beschwert hat sie sich nicht. : )
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ScaTmaN 18 Nov 2007, 18:27
deswegen bisse nun auchn emo!

<3
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tALi 18 Nov 2007, 18:40
wenn mich das als emo ausmacht, bin ich gern einer ^^
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Spree 18 Nov 2007, 18:01
Buy her a banana
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heinrich 18 Nov 2007, 18:23
ich tendiere für nen pittbull germany pullover
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m!das 18 Nov 2007, 18:56
n1ce idee!!
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dinev 18 Nov 2007, 19:22
der war gut :D
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dEzIrE 18 Nov 2007, 18:39
dont know arCii soz :p
just go on a romantich dinner or smth :p
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m!das 18 Nov 2007, 18:59
wenn du schon sooo lange mit ihr zusammen bist dann hat sie dir schon mindestens 3 mal gesagt was sie sich am meisten wünscht!!!

das kettchen von schNee is ganz oK! :DD
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Juize 18 Nov 2007, 19:26
Quotehad sex


why the fuck do u place that in ur profile ?
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tALi 18 Nov 2007, 19:39
just take a look @ the whole community ;D
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Juize 18 Nov 2007, 19:40
then what ?
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tALi 18 Nov 2007, 19:43
ull see the reason, its a rarity ^^
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Juize 18 Nov 2007, 19:45
ah.. ofcourse..
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sybren1000 18 Nov 2007, 20:41
take her out to dinner imo
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kiss 18 Nov 2007, 20:45
a nice watch :o)
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schNee 19 Nov 2007, 17:23
my exbf gave me a winterswatch its rly nice. its for skiholidays. u dont aliftcard anymore
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kiss 19 Nov 2007, 18:40
I wouldnt advise it if it wasnt a nice present :o)
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Dregs 18 Nov 2007, 20:54
schenk ihr nackt nen kastenbier wen du glück hast habt ihr sex und nen kastenbier und wen sie das nicht so toll findent und abhaut hast du immer noch den kasten bier
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