Merry Fucking Perfo Story

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Das pas een manier om het warm te krijgen
this year santa has a surprise... he's only hiring lesbian elves


LOLOL MADE MY YEAR!
i am sure you need it
idd he's a man.. -.-'
Parent
ney ney net immer so böse als wär das was schlimmes :P
Parent
tztztz get sex irl-.-
Parent
oO maybe its too expensive for him or stuff like that? the interwebs is way cheaper and you also train your hard and get muscles :D
Parent
lol xD
expensive?
to have a girlfriend?
Parent
of course? O.o maybe you don't get it because you're a girl yourself but wtf gfs are expensive pay them their drink here and the cinema there a xmas gift some gifts just for being your gf and stuff like that OMFG its extremely expensive so he prefers pr0ns because they dont cost anything and as i already said he gets muscles and thats what a lot of girl are into :D
Parent
ofc xD
if she needs all the presents she doesn't love you^^
ofc i love presents too :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
but care^^
sex is also good^^
Parent
as you can see you also say you love presents and presents = money and what do we get for presents? sex MAYBE and maybe = not always but if you download porn you ALWAYS get sex even though its only watching other people having it and you are working with your own hand but nevertheless its cheaper than a gf : D
Parent
tz tz
men watching porn while having a gf = assholes!
Parent
hmm and why? its not like hes cheating or something oO
Parent
would you like it if your gf watches other boys...
Parent
hmm? i think its normal to watch porns especially if you are doing it with your gf and she gets turned on because of it Oo I wouldn't mind her watching pornos as long as she doens't cheat on me its okay : D
Parent
i think i have more than you <3 :=)
Parent
hehe that might be^^ xD
but i have every holidays &with the same boy^^^^^^^^^^
Parent
with an ET guy xDDDD ^^
Parent
happy banned holidays 2 u 2
I expect very much from the next "The Bull got m1lked" movie
nice vid you should become a film director
haha =)
heck i hope this won't get nucked : best journal ever
haha haters
jou 'broer' is een hater hoor! niet boos worden op ons
Parent
HAHAHAAHHAHHAAH heb nog nooit zo hard gelachen om een grap.
Parent
was geen grap ja, was sirieus hoor..
Parent
Ben je nou echt dom, of ruik je geen sarcasme.
Parent
ben jij nou echt dom of snap je dat ik niet sirues was, jongen ik ben misschien wel een hollander maar deed wel havo (niet dat dat veel zegt) maar ik begrijp wel dat als iemand zo reageerd om iets wat niet grappig bedoeld was dat het niet sirieus is...
Parent
Misschien moet je de d en de t wat beter gaan toepassen. En het feit dat je havo DEED zegt volgens mij genoeg; je bent de wil om slim over te komen vergeten.
Parent
komt door de havo metaliteit van tegenwoordig, dat is huiswerk maken in de les en als je het niet af hebt dan maar niet, ze gaan je toch geen 1 geven. en nederlants is niet mijn beste vak zoals je heeft kenne lezen.
Parent
not made my me, all quotes from jackie, but its quite funnyyy


http://xmas.private.com/see_card.asp?cu=NzA2
os er iemand jaloers ;D?
Parent
ik? rofl, dat zal..

zijn jackie zen woorden allemaal, mss is hij wel jaloers xD
Parent
Wasn't that funny =o)
Parent
haha nice little story! :D
Great journal! :D
hahahahaha :D
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