4Kings statement @ ESL lol

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rofl

tldr
funny lol rofl lfor lol ynnuf
30min...and i didnt get all jokes xD
but idd, extremely nice to read!
Fenda had a friend from his time in the city streets. Someone who helped guide him in the ways of war and love. He did not know his first name, simply that he referred to himself as 'Hazz'. Hazz knew Fenda as a child, however one day in his life inexplicably disappeared. Fenda always questioned why Hazz would leave him, what purpose it would serve. He had a certain bitterness about it that his childhood friend left him. But deep down, Fenda knew only one man could guide him and nkm on the war path against the Strogg. That man was Hazz. Hazz was a pimp aswell btw. but this did not stop Fenda and nkm seeking his help. Fenda learned to accept people for who they are, not matter if they are into human trafficking. This never held back Hazz from his work. He was a scholar who GDF Intel would turn to when they needed guidance. There was no situation Hazz could not resolve without quite frankly, pure tactical brilliance. He was the brightest star amongst the brightest stars. When Fenda sought our were Hazz was conducting his research, they imideatly made tracks for the City of Bathington Spa. A beautiful town built during the Roman era. Home to many of the lands most respected homosexuals. A few days of trekking brought nkm and Fenda to Hazz. Hazz was most surprised to see his young apprentice Fenda before him, now a man. An overwhelming sense of pride filled Hazz's heart. To see this young boy grow into a rugged man, a man who commanded respect. But Hazz also knew that this man was not fully grown. He knew he had flaws, an uncontrollable anger that could destroy the group if left unchecked. Hazz had being working on ways to destroy the Strogg threat for years, so when he was asked to join the group, with a mission direct from Splashdamage, he had no choice but to accept. He packed his bags, and made his way to the circus, with a trump trump trump.


count the HAZZ'
Have to agree with the comments:

"It is rumoured that one member of the unit holds the key to sniper-perfect shooting with Vehicles. GDF High Command has given this technology the name of Technologically Accurised Precision Extermination or T.A.P.E for short."

That's genius :D
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2much2read!
it is clearly irony as ESL bitched about lacking statements.
n1ce making a statement to the admins who banned them before :D
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