Masturbating during a flight

by chaplja • 18 Mar 2008, 21:58 • Journals
Woman Sues American Airlines Over Masturbating Passenger

QuoteThe woman slept most of the flight, but awoke about 20 minutes before landing when the pilot announced the plane was on descent into Los Angeles. When the woman opened her eyes, she saw that an unknown man had moved into the seat next to her and was staring at her as he masturbated, the suit states.

The woman turned toward the window in embarrassment and in an act of nervousness began to run her fingers through her hair where she noticed "a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair," the suit states.

The woman began to cry and tried to get the attention of a flight attendant, but was unsuccessful, the suit states. Finally a passenger in the row in front of the woman comforted her and verified the semen in her hair, the suit states.

When the plane landed, employee called airport police and the man was arrested.


hahahaha, sometimes i really start wondering where do some people get ideas from
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J 18 Mar 2008, 21:59
haha :D
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Sup3r 18 Mar 2008, 22:01
I SWEAR I DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS SLEEPING
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pupupup 18 Mar 2008, 22:01
is it worth the jail time? hell yea
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m4xi 18 Mar 2008, 22:02
Lol? and none of the other passengers near them noticed anything...
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chaplja 18 Mar 2008, 22:03
would you do anything if you saw it? i wouldn't
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deCap 18 Mar 2008, 22:05
I would scream like WTF?!?+1+1+1+1+
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m4xi 18 Mar 2008, 22:08
Well I've no idea what I'd do but geez I'd definitely do something like yell at the guy or whatsoever
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zafoga 18 Mar 2008, 22:09
i would hit his dick with a crowbar !
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m4xi 18 Mar 2008, 22:12
hm don't feel like getting cum on myself so dunno sounds risky to do because you never know how good his aim is (oki that sounds even more gross) =/
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plekter 18 Mar 2008, 22:16
netCoders.be is your friend
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Eddo 18 Mar 2008, 23:22
I would seriously really LOL very hard at him
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schNee 20 Mar 2008, 19:16
ofc i would. thats so disgusting :/
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tMuhh 18 Mar 2008, 22:03
thahahaahh how stupid is that =D
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xeoxis 18 Mar 2008, 22:06
hahahahaha genius.
Im gonna try that next time im on a flight too!
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h8m3 18 Mar 2008, 22:12
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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elecc 18 Mar 2008, 22:12
that woman will be rich soon
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HellHammer 18 Mar 2008, 22:17
you spoke wise words
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ENSJQM 18 Mar 2008, 23:16
MILLION DOLLAR CUMSHOT
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plekter 18 Mar 2008, 22:13
I have 15 hours in airplane coming up in some weeks, and I'm definately gonna be bored.. Hm..
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Dylon 18 Mar 2008, 22:14
(20:02) Perfo joined #nC

(20:07) Perfo:give me hax or i gonna cum in airplain !!1!!
(20:09) Pansemuckl:no gtfo
(20:10) Perfo: quit irc


BUsted !
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ng 18 Mar 2008, 22:16
Quote by gtv quote database#239 Germany ng once again over at #teamliquid:

(21:32:50) (cbus) indigophone, wanna warm up?
(21:33:00) (indigophone) i'm actually masturbating right now.
(21:33:09) (@dronebabo) oh
(21:33:33) (cbus) indigophone, to bad
(21:33:34) (cbus) :/
(21:33:38) (indigophone) i'm done already.


:(
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PhAz 18 Mar 2008, 22:19
sup with "the suit states" at the end of every line
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foonr 18 Mar 2008, 22:25
yet to be proved
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chizz6l 18 Mar 2008, 22:37
wtf XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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kazzema 18 Mar 2008, 22:45
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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rahula 18 Mar 2008, 22:47
cdc5 flight plans are made then i guess :p
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Rafiki 19 Mar 2008, 07:46
unexpected!
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xedos 18 Mar 2008, 22:55
just a girl dreaming she was skiing xD
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h1tmAn 18 Mar 2008, 23:00
lol thats great
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Deactivated5453 18 Mar 2008, 23:05
how ugly is that he should burn in hell I feel with my "sister"
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nebu 18 Mar 2008, 23:12
rofl.but she didn't heard anything wtf?:)
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Evilynn 18 Mar 2008, 23:37
omg. thats all i can say.
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sentj 19 Mar 2008, 13:46
no avi no party
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