One of these days alice!

by sock • 6 Apr 2008, 02:04 • Journals
... I'll actually hit you.

There's always been something funky about the crouching hitboxes, in particular the crouch hitbox for roflnaders, and even more so for roflnaders who are +back'ing. In fact, now that I think about it, they're pretty bad for anyone whose crouched and moving backwards.

The magic hitbox
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spion 6 Apr 2008, 03:05
one of these days ill get you and cut you in pieces!
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sock 6 Apr 2008, 03:07
Never! I left to avoid such a scenario!

Well, I was kicked, but the principle's still valid. That reminds me, anyone looking to hire a whiny, bitter englishman who wouldn't know mid skill if it slapped him in the face like a cheap whore, should contact me somehow, preferably via magic.
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im a tree 6 Apr 2008, 03:15
I'm not sure how this magic stuff works but I have a wand. Well, it's a plastic fork that I colored in with a sharpie but I guess it'll do the trick.

Is that enough?
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sock 6 Apr 2008, 03:21
Throw in some glitter and smoke, I'm sure I'll be sufficiently convinced.
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supr 6 Apr 2008, 03:10
should have used the knife noob
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sock 6 Apr 2008, 03:13
I don't really see the point when I'm on a public server trying to improve my aim
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supr 6 Apr 2008, 03:37
what about your knifeaim???
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Clown 6 Apr 2008, 03:17
Looks fine to me
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sock 6 Apr 2008, 03:20
My crosshair is right on the model for the first 3 shots and no hits register, I'm getting kind of tired of having to aim at a players feet whenever he's crouching and moving backwards.
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Clown 6 Apr 2008, 03:22
Sorry for my highly sophisticated sarcasm :)
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sock 6 Apr 2008, 03:23
I should have realised you were just clowning around. DID YOU SEE WHAT I DI... I'll get my coat.
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fusen 6 Apr 2008, 03:51
mebbe it was spread?

yeah okay, I did say maybe.

wtf? I said maybe gahdamnit..

LOOK i FUCKING SAID MAYBE?!

LEAVE ME ALONE FUCKER IT WAS AN OFF THE CUFF REMARK JUST DROP IT
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sock 6 Apr 2008, 04:13
WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT BE SPREAD YOU RETARD I HAD JUST STARTED SHOOTING AND MY MOUSE HADN'T BEEN MOVING MUCH. OMFG MY HATRED FOR YOU HAS NEVER BEEN SO CONSUMING.
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Griim 6 Apr 2008, 03:40
I stopped caring whether I hit people long ago, now I just spam bullets and hope for the best.
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Sup3r 6 Apr 2008, 03:44
stfu
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Griim 6 Apr 2008, 03:44
Stop being so mean, rl thug.
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Sup3r 6 Apr 2008, 03:45
be nice for once cutie :P
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overdrive 6 Apr 2008, 04:17
"Like when i post these shit videos about not getting headshots ppl scream:"OMFG YOU WERENT EVEN ON TARGET!!". Who tha fuck are you protecting? Et hitboxes? Oh yeah they will get real upset if you shit on them for being bugged.
So i say, OMFG MZTIK YOU WERENT EVEN ON TARGET YOU FUCKING RETARD." - Clown <3
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ENSJQM 6 Apr 2008, 04:29
better luck next time :-)
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exert 6 Apr 2008, 04:47
what's the name of the music used for clip?
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sock 6 Apr 2008, 05:40
NiN - Survivalism (Synth Death Mix).

I got it from http://www.9inchnails.com/remixes
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Klapp 6 Apr 2008, 08:08
image: crouch-smg-forward
image: strafe-left-nade
dno if its still like this in et pro
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wipeout 6 Apr 2008, 12:17
If you read the (very old) article from which these pictures are taken, you'll see what this is about.
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Klapp 7 Apr 2008, 07:29
i read it very very long time ago dont rly remember, but i think they are etmain hitboxes
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exert 7 Apr 2008, 06:41
much appreciated
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Paintrain 6 Apr 2008, 11:05
This one time at clan-camp I asked to play riflenade, but then they asked me these questions:

- are you from Poland or Israel? "No"
- do you have a crappy connection? "No"
- do you play with maxpackets 40 and/or rate 15000? "No"

The verdict:
"okay, then you aren't unhittable enough and too vulnerable as a riflenader"
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