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orgasm!

flowers

a journey..

to a land unknown..

Parent

LIEZ, THE LAND IS VERY KNOWN :<<<

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for 50 € :D

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i didnt read the money^^

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ask her to marry you.

this would end my life.

Parent

:D

shouve a dildo up her ass. Then piss in her mouth, tie her op to a tree and keep hitting her untill she's dead.

+1

Parent

i lold

Parent

same probzZ here but we are together for 8 months :- S

a very nice selfmade meal followed with a romantic evening next to the fireplace? :]

can't be arsed to cook. even though I could

Parent

well its quite cheap!! so you can spend the 50 euro for your own! :D

Parent

a.k.a

+

Parent

Sometimes, a fairy flies by. RAPE THE BITCH AND FEED HER TO THE SHAAAAARKS!!!

make her a birthday journal.

OMG laik the perfect E-gift!!!

Parent

:D comment of the day!

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one huge

although not that creative , but she'll love it

+1

Parent

the good ol' teddy bear. let's see :-p

Parent

i mean really big one =) , like half of your body atleast , she'll be amazed once she sees ;P

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gonna go with it I think :P

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tell me after , which was her reaction :]

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to try that for your furure girlfriends?!?!

Parent

Age: 15 ( 14 August 1992 )

conversation ended

Parent

Whys that? :)

Parent

nicely owned sir !:)

Parent

I invited my girlfriend for a 4 day trip to Barcelona for our two year anniversary.
But well, for 50€ you might find something neat aswell.

How about some useless designer vase?

well i guess the budget was not 50€ ;D

Parent

well, I asked her out to join the BMXmasters in cologne which are taking place frmo 4.-6. july.. but that's rather not a gift for her :PPP

Parent

Then I'd go for the useless designer something. Most likely to be found in of those "pseudo-alternative" shops. And if she doesn't like it you just say it would be a fun present.

Or for her last birthday I got her a "magic 8-Ball", because she always has those troubles deciding what she should do.
I found myself quite clever with this gift. :D

Parent

you seem kinda good at pretending to love you girlfriend! might learn something here

Parent

Don't get me wrong, I do love her. But after nearly 2,5 years you have to pull off some tricks to get the most out of it. :p

Parent

gf told me she needed a 'door blocker' so I made her one out of wood, carved a rose as 3D to it with carving irons and colored the thingie, then added varnish. she said that she cant use it as door blocker since it's too 'lovely' (or something) for that. got pics on my phone but dont know how to get them out of the phone xd

Parent

there's that invention called USB wire made by humanity in ~2000

Parent

so that's something you would give to your girlfriend? I bet it's some inside joke aswell.

Parent

he implies the not know how to get fotos out of phone

Parent

couldve been a door tier aswell! well, last time I checked, they cost fucking lot for a phone and since im pretty broke atm, I cant afford one. not to mention there are no stores in this little town that would sell those wires.

Parent

typical finnish logic

Parent

didnt expect much from you.

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actualy i didn't even read your reply and thought it would be something not sarcastic and stupid , but i failed.

you won

Parent

if you see sarcasm in it, maybe you're stupid, thus thinking the comment is stupid aswell. log off and never log in again, problem solved.

Parent

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[e] then its your stupidity instead of sarcasm

Parent

that's impressive.

Parent

useless designer vase ftw :DDDDDD

Parent

a tattoo - like Seal & Heidi =x

emo-stupidy dwelling on you.

Parent

;D

Parent

pfffft...expected smth like: "Thank you Sir, great idea."

Parent

a tattoo is not meant to be for love but for eternity. so it is rather stupid to let the needle pierce your skin just for the sake of love.

Parent

Thought you 'd notice my smiley indicating amusement about that "proof of love"-tattoo rather than taking this recommendation serious.
But you 're right, would never do that myself aswell.

Parent

I actually did. But since it's crossfire and I need to think about making presents to my girldfriend, which fills me with boredom and lethality, I need to take everything hostile.

Parent

oh dear! blame crossfire!

But seriously...I 'd ask one of her closest female friends.
Just one phonecall!
Although it might become a long-lasting phonecall.
But then again...I have no idea.
I don't even understand how a relationships could possibly last that long!

Parent

me neither.

Parent

Good that you don't always need to understand how things work for them to work out.

Parent

they don't. it's just some fragile system of relations tieing it all up together. but remember to not pull the wrong string.

Parent

Isn't it hard not to pull the wrong string if you don't understand the system combining them?

Parent

I am in the fortunate case that she does not know. So I can pull (almost) whatever string :-p

Parent

That's fortunate indeed :) (had internet-brakedown)

Parent

wellness-weekend

allready got that from her O_O

Parent

get her a teddy or somthing small then suprise her by cooking her favorite meal get the candles out all that shit watch a film together do the romantic thing mate all girls like that stuff you cant lose unless u give her food poisening :/

hmmmm buy her something funny.:D depends what she wish for :)

?

Parent

omg gtfo ! :D

Parent

he's purple omg !

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:D and i have to like it?:D

Parent

dont you like purple ?

Parent

i like it ofc,i like all colours ;p so i need a rainbow one xD

Parent

is this one ok ?

image: rainbow_curl_pleasure_swirl

:(

Parent

u failed :(

Parent

dude invite me and ill make her happy. i even grant you a money-back guarantee if you want : O

And u are still virgin!

buy hax

Spray a graffiti near her home.

get a penis pump

Buy a nice necklace, get her for a candle dinner and hand it after eating.

image: med172

Something like this. Cba to find anything better!

is more than 50 euros.

Parent

hire some fake gangsters for 50 euro and beat them up while they try to rape her

some branded bikini :p

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