Perfect girl/boy

What would you perfect partner be?

- female
- cute
- doesn't mind being ignored
- likes animals (and spiders!!!)
- between 5 and 6 feet tall and 16 and 30 years of age
- likes any or all of: computer/games, cars, photography, vikings, Jari Mäenpää, dr pepper
- makes my breakfast, dinner and supper
- able to go on long distant hikes and put up with my constant stopping to take photographs
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"makes my breakfast, dinner and supper" =mama
would be like the same...but i would have to ask her like who the fuck is Jari Mäenpää?!!

and dr. pepper? <3<3<3<3. sad theres none avaiable here since ages :(( they dont sell it here anymore
They banned dr pepper in many places, people complained it tasted like cough medicine!

I spent $20 for 4 cans in Australia. Wales here it is 5 cans for £1 :D
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you can get Dr Pepper at the local import food shop here. But some years ago I drank it the whole week and was fed up with it for life :P
Parent
I drank 6.5 ltr of it in 24 hour once, almost to prove some bullshit science show on TV that you won't die after 4 litr of fizzy drinks.
I was shitting dr pepper for the next week though :DDD
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xDDDDdd
nice try beating science :)
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but isnt it a drink from the coca-cola company? i wonder why its selled so rarely here :(
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hier gibts dr pepper anner tanke <3
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hier auch :D
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aber sone kleine flasche is hier voll teuer :/
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ja das is schon fast unverschaemt ^^
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dann is es halt ein seltenes vergnuegen ;>
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jop, dann isses jedes mal umso schöner =)
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gabs hier auch mal, aber hab ich jetzt schon seit ewigkeiten nich mehr gesehen :(
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- female of course
- 15-18 of age
- intelligent
- good-looking, meaning not tooooo ugly
- a little shy
- asian
- no curly hair
- a bit of a tan
- no big tits

et voila
no big tits? gtfo
Parent
just like my girlfriend... but she's too old for you :D
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and she's yours :p
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- female of course

oh, didn't know "ofc" was implied here, I was sorta thinking the opposite u know
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go to thailand or china
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sounds nice ^_^
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if u already said intelligent saying Asian is redundant :DDDDD
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Most Asian people I know are real intelligent :P
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een gele? o.0
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wat is er mis mee
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naja wat niet..
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I'm dissapointed.
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That would be beyond perfect.
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE AZATEJ
There is no perfect partner. There is only one or two things i want:

-Tall guys :D
-having anything i like (like nice eyes or stuff)

About character.. well i will love him or not.
write a 3minute long text about tokio hotel for me plxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <3

(joking, but you will have to correct a 3min long text about them tonight :P still need to write it though, got english oral exam at 14o'clock this afternoon so it will take a while )
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uhhh... erm as i have to work tomorrow u have to write me at 17.30 latest :D
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- female
- tricky nature(positively unpredictable)
- relaxed, can talk about everything, uninhibited
- musictaste
- doesn't go with the flow
- intelligent. I DO NOT MEAN the intelligence you get by reading some random school books. I mean intelligence on as it's real meaning.

just things I appreciate :b
image: nerdGirl
she's all yours
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lovin' it !
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i read mustache instead of musictaste :D:DAS:DAS:d
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wouldn't be too nice surprise 8(
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cooking
cleaning
and vagina
pls man two vaginas don't work well in bed, u need a penis between the two of u to have magic!
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kinda attractive
obliging
music lovin
good sense of humor
intelligent
good lover
not too clinging hate that ;>

no blond hair
no uber muscle man
no fatty

:D
sounds like me time for camsex!
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Why do u describe me? ;) :D
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ye cuz you're my dreamboy XD
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brunette (blond is ok too I guess but it contradicts the next point)
intelligent
not one of those stuck-up valley girl types that talk like "omg like u know like he was SO cool but like that chick that he was like hanging with, omg she was SUCH a slut, like OMG"
Pretty
Decent size tits (not so big that u can't even see her face but not so small that she doesn't need a bra...)
Tight ass (is a must, I hate big asses and I hate invisible asses too)

Yes I actually know girls who talk like that and any time I need to lose a hardon I just talk to them...
Decent size tits (not so big that u can't even see her face but not so small that she doesn't need a bra...)

+1 :D:D:D:
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What would you perfect partner be?

answer:
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lulz nigga, she's terrible
Parent
dont talk like that to my carmenita =(
she might get hurt =(
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I just dislike ugly glamour models who are fucking shit actresses
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='(
you hurt me ;(
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I know the perfect girl :D
+ looks like she's 15-17 (seriously these girls have the nicest asses. when they're older, they all get fat)
+ acts like a 25-30y old woman (maturity of mind)
+ always smells good
+ always looks good
+ sweet voice
+ intelligent (knows everything there is to know)
+ able to exist only on my head, until I need her (sex, cooking etc)
+ can't live without me (fuck love, it's all about dependence&habits)
+ be as fucked up as me

Well, that would be fun (:
gL playing some virtual game where you can build your own GF :D
Parent
# looks good
# 18-28
# a bit arrogant
# female ofc!
+ shemale
+ 10-12yr old
dont worry, there are loads of those :D
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makes breakfest/food. listening aint ramboing. sucks my cock. bigboobed. doing school good 19 ýearsold. mmmmmmmmmm i got it already
+ girl who doesn't mind to sit whole evening under my desk
+ makes good food
I already found <3 :)
I already found <3 :)
I already found <3 :)
- female
- cute
- age: 18 - 23
- need to talk alot since I'm not much of a talker
- around 1.75 m (don't like small girls)
- doesn't care about my weed smoking and me playing computer games
- cleans the house
- have her own job so I don't have to pay for everything and she won't get bored of being at home 24/7
- intelligent
- good music taste (no trance/dance/minimal etc)
- does whatever so wants to do at any moment

never goign to find somebody like that, but who knows xD
hehe i know some1 who fits in that :D
Parent
sent her to me or can I order her at www.orderdomisbitches.com ?
Parent
she already got a bf :P
Parent
I don't care about her bf, I'll beat him up ;)

or I'll just leave him crying when I take her :D
Parent
i dont think you beat up a 28 year old truckdriver ;)
Parent
no but I can leave him behind crying about his gf.

he prolly won't be at home that much since he's a truckdriver so when he comes homes he start crying because his gf left him for me (and I'm untraceable) :P
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*female
*cute
*17-25
*<1.95m ( its getting too tall there :D)
*Does not care if i play ET or whatever ;)
*is not asking attention 24/7
*intelligent
*is not following the "crowd" too much just does whatever she wants whenever she wants
*a little bit arrogant ^^
*no DD tits ( its ugly imo)
female 17-21
smaller than me
unpredictable
not obsessive or anything
cute
talkative
int.
not too big tits
Wow, first sense making post in this journal!
- Male
- Not ginger
- 16-25
- Don't take up all my time
- Pretty face
- Pretty body
- Talk more than I do
- transsexual
- filthy and stinky
well im single after one year..ive to say a life of a single is much more exciting than a relationship :p
maybe after some time its not that exciting anymore but atm im enjoying it ;)
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okeh, hf :D (will get boring after some time, ill promise!)
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Nevermind, I've been single 5 years :P
Fun thou I guess..
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perfect guy for me? I already found my ideal. And he is: same freaky as me, he loves my nice engrish, he doesnt care that i am not a match genius and sometimes eating like a pig xD, he likes almost everything what i cook :P, he loves me no matter what happen and he is also my best friend ;)
- female
- prefer older than me, 17+ (not too old though :D)
- understands me (can talk with her about everything)
- taking care of herself (gym / jog, but dont like if she's some world champion)
- beautiful (in her own way)
- doesnt think that im a nerd coz I play games :-D
- could live together for ever
- doesnt drink alcohol (too much) / use weed
- doesnt use too much makeup
- doesnt swear all the time or say bad things about other people (so she should be nice!)

important thing is that you dont mess up your relationship with sex after 2 days you met.

I'll never meet a girl like that. :<
if I ever have a girlfriend strong enough to bench press me (I'm like 135 or 140 pounds) I swear to god I will shoot myself in the foot...

But definitely WORD on the girl being older (I prefer 1 or 2 years) cuz they are definitely better for some strange reason :)
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