What Does a Pimp Look Like?

by sock • 24 Jul 2008, 00:23 • Journals
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-Y_6PwgWVJM&feature=related

Now, I'm not a usual proponent of youtube journals, but I think this is worth a watch. It starts a little bit award, moves to educational, and then quickly transitions into what I can only call pimp-fucking-tastic. I'd give a kidney to see a hidden cam video of Fusen trying this at the next Crossfire LAN.
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mOsq 24 Jul 2008, 01:24
1st im out bb
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pala 24 Jul 2008, 01:25
when i saw 'sock' i expected a long, complicated and senless journal, but dear god i was wrong!
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sock 24 Jul 2008, 01:27
This one is a tentative solution to our apparently extreme social anxiety problem, I figure most of the guys scoring above 80 will squirm while watching this video. I know I did.
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sol 24 Jul 2008, 01:59
What did you score?
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sock 24 Jul 2008, 02:02
94

I think it's a lot to do with what you've done in the past. I found it relatively easy towards the end of uni to just walk into a friends room and hang out, whereas before it would have felt majorly awkward.
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sol 24 Jul 2008, 02:03
I'm surprised! (at your score)

You don't really come across as the shy or socially awkward type, not that I've met you - but from your Crossfire persona.
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sock 24 Jul 2008, 02:09
It depends really, sometimes I'm like a social butterfly, othertimes I'm a fucking recluse. I guess I'm usually too concerned with offending people, as free flowing conversation can get rather riske when it's left unchecked. Plus some people are just cunts.
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sol 24 Jul 2008, 02:16
Any correlation with your blood alcohol level? :P

You've offended shit loads of Crossfire users, how the fuck are you afraid of offending people?! Makes no sense!
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sock 24 Jul 2008, 02:21
On crossfire I don't ever have to see them again. In real life if you offend one person you get shit from another for doing it. Then if you insult them they bring more people. Before you know it you're being chased out of town by an angry mob.
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Deactivated6304 24 Jul 2008, 01:59
I scored 130 and I wouldn't want to be in his shoes if given the chance. Bitch is too old.
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OfficerCohen 24 Jul 2008, 01:27
haha xD
so true
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sock 24 Jul 2008, 01:30
Now I understand.
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OfficerCohen 24 Jul 2008, 01:32
you cant understand !
because there is nothing to understand here :D
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sock 24 Jul 2008, 01:35
There is.
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OfficerCohen 24 Jul 2008, 01:39
you want to see things that are not there !
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oBs 24 Jul 2008, 01:36
are you giving him a "push"?
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Skydeh 24 Jul 2008, 01:36
IF you have an English accent, just go to america and speak to a girl. They instanly become attracted to you.
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OfficerCohen 24 Jul 2008, 01:38
what about middle eastern accent like i have? :(
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sock 24 Jul 2008, 01:39
They just think you want to fly them home so you can swap them for a goat.
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OfficerCohen 24 Jul 2008, 01:41
they think im like borat so they will dig me :D
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hex4 24 Jul 2008, 01:51
unfortunately they will start screeming "TERRORIST AAAAAAAA"

well you got your tag now, cant blame them :/
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OfficerCohen 24 Jul 2008, 01:52
halloh
me name
is...
borat
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pala 24 Jul 2008, 09:14
zooohaan
watched it?
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OfficerCohen 24 Jul 2008, 09:26
yes
very funny movie :D
only israeli will understand the true of it :XD
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pala 24 Jul 2008, 09:49
true
i loved the arabian girl and tht israelian guy is awesome lol
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OfficerCohen 24 Jul 2008, 09:52
we have the same accent in english :~D
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sock 24 Jul 2008, 01:38
There were american exchangers in my halls, I can tell you first hand that they will not be attracted to you just because of your accent.
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Skydeh 24 Jul 2008, 01:58
Thats because you may look like a freak.


:)
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sock 24 Jul 2008, 01:59
Not really, I was friends with her, she was pretty hot too. The best you get is "your accent is cuuute", but it's not an instant panty stripper.
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Skydeh 24 Jul 2008, 02:01
You have to put a bit of effort into it ofc, but the American birds i've met are the ones that give you that bit extra :D
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-Max- 24 Jul 2008, 02:23
Interesting...



How much did you pay?
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Skydeh 24 Jul 2008, 11:49
I don't need to pay unlike most of the cocks on here.
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jonas 24 Jul 2008, 02:13
but its something that may make u appear interesting to her ;p
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infect 24 Jul 2008, 01:44
It's too hard to understand British accent. In movies they use "soft" accent , but on the streets I couldnt even make the difference between apple and something.
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sock 24 Jul 2008, 01:50
It's not that hard if you're a native english speaker, whichever side of the atlantic.
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hex4 24 Jul 2008, 01:53
YES ITS HARD

i hardly understand movies like Lock Stock and Two Smoking barrels and Snatch without subtitles...

got a friend from scotland, i use the word 'pardon' alot :D lol
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Skydeh 24 Jul 2008, 01:59
Those types of movies, you have to know english and the lingo to understand them.
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foonr 24 Jul 2008, 10:12
do all of your experiences come from films ?
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Skydeh 24 Jul 2008, 11:49
No, they come from visiting America and when american birds come here.
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foonr 24 Jul 2008, 11:52
don't worry, skydeh, i really believe you
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Skydeh 24 Jul 2008, 12:24
Believe what you want Oli
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foonr 24 Jul 2008, 12:34
i just said i believed you. don't you believe me ?
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Skydeh 24 Jul 2008, 12:37
I don't know what to believe
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foonr 24 Jul 2008, 12:43
don't believe the truth
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duNzy 24 Jul 2008, 01:52
I have a stupid small fly which keeps smashing my flashy monitor in my dark room and I can't catch it, fuck.
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Skydeh 24 Jul 2008, 02:00
Fucking SNAP
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Eddo 24 Jul 2008, 02:01
zomg same :< stupid musqito
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Sup3r 24 Jul 2008, 02:05
thats so much worse than eg poverty in africa ! :(
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xeoxis 24 Jul 2008, 01:55
Nah can't be real. You don't go sit with a stranger and ditch your friend. Haven't followed the whole conversation but it just can't be real. If it's real then this chick must be really stupid, or naive.
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sock 24 Jul 2008, 01:58
If a girl you were interested in asked you to stop and talk with her for a few minutes on your way to the beach, which is pretty close by, would you say no and keep walking with your friend?
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xeoxis 24 Jul 2008, 02:01
That's different. This guy was a total stranger, and not really goodlooking. Also if a guy is interested in a girl they'd even ditch their moms funeral if they think they would get laid.
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sock 24 Jul 2008, 02:04
It's not really that different when you think about it.
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sol 24 Jul 2008, 02:01
Most people don't have the self-confidence required to pull that off without coming across as a weirdo.
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sock 24 Jul 2008, 02:05
T'is very true, keeping a conversation flowing like that with a stranger is a very hard thing to do naturally.
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Sup3r 24 Jul 2008, 02:03
check out my profile for the answer on your question
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sock 24 Jul 2008, 02:12
How awful! The audacity of a criminal who not only steals your stuff but also shrinks your pants and dies your shoes red! And makes you Turkish. It's heinous. On behalf of humanity I apologise.
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Sup3r 24 Jul 2008, 02:33
Its the true definition of a pimp
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dinev 24 Jul 2008, 02:49
you buy cigarettes, i bought etbot
yes you seriously are a pimp man, no wait to be honest you are nothing but a fat victim with your fucking red head seriously
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Deactivated6284 24 Jul 2008, 02:19
Ha that guy was good! I could never do that sober would just talk some random bullshit.
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loctarar 24 Jul 2008, 02:26
If a girl is not physically attracted to you she won't stay that long listening to that charade. I think that trick works only 1/10 or sthing like that and only if she's really naive or she likes your looking.
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sock 24 Jul 2008, 02:29
I don't think looks are as important as you think. Personality is a much bigger factor in building attraction - Unless you're still in high-school.
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loctarar 24 Jul 2008, 03:00
There was a show on TV where they tried to build couples based on "matching", both physical and mental. The result was catastrophic because all they did was to build friendships. What they noticed though is that the taller guys got greater scores from the women at the first date. And it wasn't like the others were wimps or ugly mofos. They were just taller. So saying that looking isn't important is a big lie. Just like for you it matters how she looks, so it does for them. I'm usually annoyed if a girl I don't like tries to chit chat with me because I just know where she's heading and it's just a waste of time.
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sol 24 Jul 2008, 02:33
I disagree. Not being hideous certainly helps, I don't think you need to be an adonis though.

The only way a technique like that is going to work is if you have enough confidence to pull it off properly and smoothly. If you appear to be nervous or start hesitating then the person (who you're a stranger to) is going to think you're a weirdo.
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loctarar 24 Jul 2008, 03:02
See what I've answered to sock.
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nebu 24 Jul 2008, 03:07
tbh i think u need to have some skills at talking (example : cireasa :D:D) and the girl will be urs like in this mini clip, u dont have to look great (my opinion only)
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loctarar 24 Jul 2008, 03:10
We're not talking about "fufe" :) that you find in clubs.
PS: cireasa mare looks good imo. He has a very masculine face :D. I don't know about the cireasa mic.
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nebu 24 Jul 2008, 03:13
i am not talking about "fufe" seriously ... that's how i met cireasa :).and no we dont kissed but bassicaly ... this kind of guys are like owning ... to know what to talk and stuff seriously :>


*edit i am talking about cireasa jr. and hmm u know him (from pics or whatever)
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loctarar 24 Jul 2008, 03:17
You didn't do anything because he didn't want to or because you didn't? It's a very important question. If you didn't want then all the talking didn't get him to the target so you prove that I'm right. :D

LE: I call knowing only irl :).
LLE: I never said that talking is not helping. I'm sure it does, but if there is no physical attraction I don't see how you can make out with someone. I just can't.
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nebu 24 Jul 2008, 03:23
i liked him , but hmmm i didnt want it for some other reasons xD (rofl i was 13-14)


real reason : nu stiam sa sarut rofl :D


*edit u r wrong mister :)
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OfficerCohen 24 Jul 2008, 09:36
that thinking was made by ugly ppl who searched for an excuse why they dont charm women...

being good looking only giving you small advantage, nothing more.
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confo 24 Jul 2008, 02:34
I am ten times the pimp he is.
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Deactivated6304 24 Jul 2008, 02:35
I'll suck your cock.
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Dusty 24 Jul 2008, 02:52
She was literally frothing at the gash by the end of it.
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sock 24 Jul 2008, 02:54
Yeah, it was interesting to see the switch.
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im a tree 24 Jul 2008, 02:54
Mmm, not really my style, this is my technique for going after the ladies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCrJA6dDgjU&feature=related
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sock 24 Jul 2008, 02:56
I see. I think it's the spectacle pull down that really draws them in. It's so sophisticated.
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im a tree 24 Jul 2008, 02:57
I always need to double check the situation with a quick glance over the old sunglasses, don't want to miss anything!
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dinev 24 Jul 2008, 03:00
ofcourse this works but it's sensless, i mean you could also just go to her say smthng lik "hey what's up how are you what's your name" etc start smalltalk and then later give take her number and call her or get called. if she likes you she will go out with you in the evening if not not. ok you dont get a kiss but i dont think it's good to kiss a girl after 5 mins..they often think "oh that's too fast for me" or "he only wants sex" and then she drops you, so...
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sock 24 Jul 2008, 03:02
I don't think that guy is too bothered about being dropped.
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dinev 24 Jul 2008, 03:16
but some girls might get shocked by that kiss and by the way he talks to her. it depends to the girl ofcourse but some girls he would might get if he doesnt start kissing etc if it's a girl whoi searchs for relationship i think it's the wrong way, if she wants sex it might be perfect
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nebu 24 Jul 2008, 03:08
this is lame "what's up how r u ..whats ur number?" pls this is lame ... u just have to know how to talk , and like this is not the good way to get her imo :D
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dinev 24 Jul 2008, 03:14
ye sure i didnt say go to a girl and say "how are you etc".. what i mean is just start a little smalltalk f.e. go and ask for a cigarette or ask for fire then maybe talk a bit about something she might has similar to u..like "hey its nice weather today.i might go to the beach. you go to beach too sometimes?" just talk a bit. and if she likes you see says "yes im also there tomorrow. see ya there?" you say "yeah" and thats it
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sock 24 Jul 2008, 03:15
It sounds so simple when you describe it so badly.
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dinev 24 Jul 2008, 03:21
to be honest it's simpler than that guys method unless you really know what u do and you pci kthe right girl for that
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nebu 24 Jul 2008, 03:17
hmmm maybe this will work ... donno ... it happened to me ... i never answerd to this kind of "pick up" (only when i was little rofl xD)
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dinev 24 Jul 2008, 03:20
well if i meet you on the street and you find me attractive. then i ask u for fire and ask you what u gonna do tonight, you dont answer to me? well i did this quite often and most girls told me where they were going in the evening and they asked me to come too.
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nebu 24 Jul 2008, 03:28
maybe i will answer , but this will be like u know only for fun not for some serious stuff
(i dont smoke i wont give u a fire ;p)
and sure i love when man/boys know how to talk <33 then this will be like niceee :p
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Baz 24 Jul 2008, 04:07
Hi honey, Im home xD
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Superboyy 24 Jul 2008, 07:20
cmon sock. i expected some racial content, and yet you disappoint with this lousy youtube shit
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OfficerCohen 24 Jul 2008, 09:31
just find a random girl and say the ultimate opening line me and my friend invented :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

say to her
"was that hurt"
she will think and say "what hurt (and expect you all know what !)"
then you will say "the electric pole i hit your face with"
hahaha 100% success !!!

:~>

or there are more israeli sentences like
"does your father is a terrorist/arab?"
she will say "why?"
and you will say "because you are such a bomb" xDDDD

:~>
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infi_ 24 Jul 2008, 09:58
http://www.somaliaonline.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=5;t=001697;p=0
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OfficerCohen 24 Jul 2008, 10:00
the last is mine :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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infi_ 24 Jul 2008, 10:01
i lol'd at: "OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to
marry me."
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OfficerCohen 24 Jul 2008, 10:01
:~>
ninja outfits !
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