i fuckin hate nature

man i was jsut out in the garden hanging up some clothes wen i wasp landed on my arm. i fucking hate wasps freaked out started to run down the garden and buckled... slammed down onto the concrete path. my knee is bleeding so much its seeping out of my plaster somehow i cut my foot and thats burning like fuck and my back is so scratched up it looks like ive been raped by a lion.

i fucking hate wasps
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<3 wasps
:DDDDDDDDDDD
sounds like it was all your fault...dont blame nature
great, now that will teach you never to leave your house again for another 19 years. nerd.
lolmao, that was a funny story! although i do feel for you! :)
image: WaspAttack

hijacked your thread :)
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xDD Do not make me use the ignore function on you! :P
BTW still paly ET? Need mix sometime!
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yeah ofc i will be in #istar just for you later!!
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omg now i wanna play again
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You entered its territory, it was just checking who you are !

No brutal moves, no screaming, just slowly put it off your arm with your hand and it probably won't come back.
or just smash the fuck out of them
they are soo tiny, do what u said vs snakes
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And get raped when 100 of them come for you >:(
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Clearly you haven't even tested the comment ignore function, because there isn't actually a fullstop when the comment is ignored...
somethings wrong with them tbh, got stung few days ago laying on the grass sunbathing...
Never hurts tho, dunno why :X
I bet the wasp was laughing its fucking ass off.
made me lol :D
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+1 let's destroy all nature
blame mother nature for your clumsiness !
too bad there wasnt anyone there with a camera :DD
your story made me lol
thanks :D
That was just evolution trying to get rid of you. It may make you feel bad, but in the end it is good, for a greater cause.
i really started smiling after reading your comment!! thx for entertain me and enlight my sad day!
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yesterday there was this wasp i fort i was like the new killer waps so i got out the wasp sprey and just raped it with this sprey he was like low+ compared to this sprey!! mahah then after like 5 minutes he dropped from flying and started twitching so i spreyed it so much he turned white!!! OWNED!!!
wasps always win xD
i also do m8...srsly...they suck :D
Honestly, how can you freak out because of a wasp? :XD
He must be very excellent!
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Yep, shitty insects.
I was watching Naruto just some minutes ago with some food and I itched my eyes a bit but forgot I cut pepper and didn't wash my hands.
So I seriously threw a full glas of milk in my eye which was retarded but delighting at the same time.
good reason to be nolife
Damn that really sucks, (raped by a lion) lol!
haha sucker
haha!!

nature ftw!!
not rly. It's idiotic to run away from bees. Havent you ever learn anything ? Bees or wasps dont hit you unless you make something to them. What a low knowledge you have.
i think he ment that you cant compare wasps and trucks.
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ye, but loekino is like all the rest here. OMG BEES, WTF!? RUN BITCH RUN!
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image: 7175_resize no wonder the wasp wanted to attack you xD
sexi boi xd
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"my back is so scratched up it looks like ive been raped by a lion."
wasps are cute
pandarrrrrr will not be happy :<
you should go to the jungle :D
you Sir , got owned
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