need some tips

wtf are u?

dont change too much at the same at, a 'friend' of me did it and now he thinks he's every thing, that is he sooo cool and stuf, cant stand him actually


but some tips, just stay yourself and dont think that every girl will beg for your attention when u cut your hair and have other clothes on...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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This journal is officially amazing, regardless of its content.

just find the right one and u dont need to use any kind of tips anymore

Girls really tell you that you are ugly?

:D

truth is it doesnt really matter how you look, ppl in general find persons attractive who know who they are and who are confident, questions like that make you look pretty unconfident.

on the other hand, having the ability to laugh about yourself, having humour, and not being shy is a huge plus for the ladies, if i were you i wouldnt stop those "unlucky" pics, just be confident.


(ofc youll find bitches for whom looks are over everything easier with a nicely polished image/outfit, but do you really want that? )

don't try too much and you will go far

->learn to dance<- :D

ask athene, he gives tips4free :]

im thinking money is the key for ugly people (note that you called yourself ugly and i am in no way judging you)

omg i cant believe this :|

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Dress me in smth else than black

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long hair makes me ugly

you sexy beast

go to gym. just flirt much. make them feel comfortable, dont attack with words too hard :D.

First of all when u get ur hair cut, get it cut by a 19-25 year old barbie and tell her to cut it like she would like it on a guy, that way ur safe
buy some gstar outfit or a suit, both ways it works, not a snobby suit tho
Dont make sad pics, it wont work and u will only get attention by gays and girls who just want to make u feel better but think your a freak, get photos where ur showig that u have a good time, but still missing a girl on your side , - so no pictures of u dancing with a girl , only partying with some friends - gl

I don't get negative comments from girls (at least I don't hear them xD)

When a girl asks for help , help her :P

Some pointers ! :

Take a bath more than once a year
Comb your hear daily
Brush your teeth daily
Use a deodorant !
Eat with your mouth closed !
Don't fart near girls (till you marry one of them xP)
Old , but useful : be yourself , don't freak out , don't feel tension , you can't do anything wrong (not literally xD)
Make eyecontact when a girl talks to you and vica versa

looooooooool.

get some balls

dl "the pickup artist"

hang with tardler and griim ,they know the best places to score some pooontang:)

have a party @ your place and you feel much confident with the girls because they all have to meet you before they come in and that gives you a good opportunity to start smalltalking with them ;>

You're ugly and you'll die ugly..

Live with it or kill yourself. 2nd option is best for you.

dont spend so much time on the computer, get out, work out on a gym, clip your hair, wear makeup, dress up like a girl? get a blind woman, 2girls1cup, datamachine, error, hey, i, love, u, inside,,,

Btw am I weird if I only want to have sex with a girl I actually love?

Agree on your points but try sporting aswell, not because you are too fat are don't look muscular enough or stuff like that but sporting gives you an air of confidence even when you don't have it. Girls like guys who are motivated for something, who "put their soul" into something although this expression is a bit over the top yeah, I hope you get what I mean.

kauf dir 'ne Knarre.

try smth like "das model und der freak" :<

Don't forget your smile & brush your teeth!

just be nice to the girls, give compliments ( just small ones), give the girl who youre trying to get a lil bit more attention and play a lil hard-to-get but DONT over do it,
I got all my girls because they all said im nice to them and sweet, they didnt chose me because im beautifull or something..

* using some [dutch] luchtjes [/dutchjes] might work too, but also with this, dont over do it !

Rohypnol and a bed.

Get those bitches drunk/stoned.

this is the best place to find ur answers about reallife !

Ask azatej he never leaves the house - OR ask overboost im sure he will tell u how to make urself look better :D

suicide would help to get attention! even i would give you attention then! (the same goes for some chicks in your surrounding area)

youre not going to pick up at a bar face it, join a club or library!

settle for any mangy pussy !!

its a start

get glasses like butchji and look intelligent!

u wont get alot girl with only black clothes, but u might be able to keep your long hair (dunno how long it is tou). but u just have to look confident and then watch carefully in the disco if u look to one in the eye a few times go dance with her, she is probably drunk anyway fuck yEAH!!

be an arrogant bastard and treat them all like shit

be also a little bit shy ;)

Wish i had a clue myself :4

Fuck getting your hair cut and dressing up like a sissy boy, if some girls don't like the way you are then go smash them in the face

My awesome advice works well *cough* :{

from emo to guido

"Dress me in smth else than black (bought some fashion shirt, and immediately some chick told me "omg he's dressed well", made me feel rly awesome tbh ;D)"


http://i38.tinypic.com/20r04s0.jpg

gl

Show us some pics of yourself for a laugh

- be nice
- funny
- sometimes bit romantical like (hey honey ur looking damn good today .....or didnt notice that u have such beautiful eyes :)´] "compliments?"
- go on parties
- dont hang up with freaks


sry for my englishskills...gl mate :)

bathroom visit and stop shaking condoms while speaking to girls

Someone needs help?

be urself?

Show us your picture so we cant tell you whats may be wrong with you :)

Very good tip : Get a brown tant

a while back there was a popular e-book about... double dating or something similar i downloaded and read it and their was some interesting stuff. take a look

just try to not lose any more teeth!!!!!

The best tip is, or at least that worked for me, is ignore girls and try to be even sometimes rude (not like "oh u whore" "ur a bitch", but answer them with simple no's and yes's and look away). What everyone notices every once in a while (hopefully) is that girls enjoy when you beg them (for a kiss, for a fuck and what not), but what not many people do is try to make girls beg for you. To do this just simply have a "I don't care about the world or you" mentality. That way the girl is gonna be like "umm this guy is kinda mysterious I like it". Its a big +1 when you play an instrument.

"Plz gimme more tips! (ps. I know it's prolly wrong to ask this on Crossfire, but /care, can use all the tips ^^) "

correct..

I JUST CANT DO IT CAPTAIN! I DONT HAVE DA POWA.
wtf noob you stoled my profile picture.

2nd that.

Why did you make this journal? Girls told you that you are not good enough? I don't give a shit about girls opinion. The only important thing it's like yourself, and don't care about the rest. If you really like yourself there is noone who could change your opininon. And you don't have to cut your hair if you don't want. Would you cut your hair if someone told you : "Oh man short hair would be better, you would be cutier".

So ask a question to yourself : Do i like myself ?

i once read that u first need to be ok with urself before feeling good in society.

o m g.









L O L

Work on how ur moving, Saying things be abit relaxed and dont stress direct on them make them feel comfortable. =)

gta style!

put a large piece of fruit in your pants

tell them you are a progamer

Nothing can help you..

asking those questions on crossfire is totally nonsense.

you always can be homeseksual..... its a great excuse for not-dating girls !!