weed! oh noes :o

by TEKN0 • 10 Sep 2008, 12:54 • Journals
ok i had an 1/8 of weed the other week and i took it around to ma m8s, and after i put the empty bag in my back pocket and i completely forgot about the bag!

i found the bag on top of my mums work desk this morning and shes gone out!

i dont know what excusse to use?

HELP! :(

edit: its obvious its weed cos it has a MASSIVE WEED SYMBOL on it :D
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RazZaH 10 Sep 2008, 13:55
say that its for a schoolproject
or tell ur mother that she shall stop smoking weed xDD and that u dont understand why she is doing that !
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ohzor4 10 Sep 2008, 15:04
i would go for the 2nd option for sure :DD
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h4desz 10 Sep 2008, 13:55
"i was keeping it from a friend" :D
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TEKN0 10 Sep 2008, 13:57
good idea! :o
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RoXoR 10 Sep 2008, 13:55
u are fucked
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noodle 10 Sep 2008, 13:59
blame LHC
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topher 10 Sep 2008, 14:00
Unless she's a proper thicko she won't believe any of your crap excuses anyway, so just fess up.

My old dear found some in my room years ago and called the old bill, they told her to sod off.
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eiM 10 Sep 2008, 14:00
why do you need an excuse for that
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perforator 10 Sep 2008, 14:01
Say that you found it in one of your older brother's/sister's pocket and let them confess

Would be funny if they actually did
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TEKN0 10 Sep 2008, 14:04
lol my sister! XD... ill just blame it on ross, he turned me into a inet thug and it grew on me :D
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knuX 10 Sep 2008, 14:02
You look like that kid from sixth sense grown up lol
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Hexagon 10 Sep 2008, 14:04
WEEEED :D You can say it's mine and make her give it back !!! xD
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steel 10 Sep 2008, 14:05
"that s*it is not mine, prolly dads.." :>
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Panda 10 Sep 2008, 14:05
Just say it was a souvenir or something from a goth shop or whatever, like blue banana/oriental arts kinda places, because they do give them out ;)
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TEKN0 10 Sep 2008, 14:08
it has a tiny bit of leaf in it haha
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Panda 10 Sep 2008, 14:15
Tell her it's medication, and fake a doctors note :D
Either that, or tell her that you take it, and you will offer her a 9bar in return for her keeping her mouth zipped x)
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mini 10 Sep 2008, 14:08
"its perfos"
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Brs 10 Sep 2008, 14:22
oh no perfo doesnt do bad things its always his evil brother :o)
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mini 10 Sep 2008, 14:29
all 4 are evil :o
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darthmob 10 Sep 2008, 14:14
your mum found an empty bag of weed in your pocket? if she is not dumb she won't believe any excuse.
shit happens. sooner or later she would have found out anyway. parents always find out such things!
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Statti 10 Sep 2008, 14:20
Tell that u and ur friends bought it cause u wanted to try but then u came to ur senses and u desided not to use it. U just didnt have time to get rid of it.
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potty 10 Sep 2008, 14:21
Say your very down atm and you needed it to cheer you up. Then say "MUM GET BACK TO MAKING ME PIES COZ I GOT THE MUNCHIES!"

Might work?
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SpeaKeR 10 Sep 2008, 14:24
just dont say anything.
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annajUNIOR 10 Sep 2008, 14:40
tell her the bag was full of weed before and flame her WHY THE FUCK DID SHE SMOKE ALL OF YOUR WEED
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AziMiZ 10 Sep 2008, 14:55
just say u found it and thought t looked cool
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vectra 10 Sep 2008, 14:57
maybe you braindead fuck need awakening seriously,drugs are bad.. mmmmmkay?
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crittie 10 Sep 2008, 16:54
omfg -,- twat u be homie!
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yousmell 10 Sep 2008, 14:58
say it is for medical purposes
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mini 10 Sep 2008, 14:59
but rly why carry around an empty bag
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pala 10 Sep 2008, 15:01
tell her the truth, maybe she will do us a favor and kill u!!!
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medine 10 Sep 2008, 15:13
I've told to my father that I found 50g of "shit" in the bus when he had found it in my desk. I don't think he believed me, so i had received a big moral lesson so long that i prefered he hits me.
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sCred 10 Sep 2008, 15:14
Tell her the truth now, the sincerity is the best ;)
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Roskis 10 Sep 2008, 15:21
Do suicide :)
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Steven Seagal 10 Sep 2008, 15:23
lol your mom giving you weed, pretty nice :D
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Steven Seagal 10 Sep 2008, 15:27
come on your the gangster, just smack her if she gets angry
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Nugis 10 Sep 2008, 15:42
tell her that you thought you were gonna die due to the CERN project anyway, so why not give it a try
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OfficerCohen 10 Sep 2008, 15:50
just flow with it :~>
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smu 10 Sep 2008, 16:05
next time she wont be interested anymore
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Deactivated6284 10 Sep 2008, 16:14
say its ur mates
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nebu 10 Sep 2008, 16:16
oh poor you :D . good luck ^^ (say u will share it with her xD)
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mOsq 10 Sep 2008, 16:19
if your mum come back from work and she is angry say:ok babe dont be so angry lets smoke little bit ganja :D
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Query 10 Sep 2008, 16:35
You shouldnt do drugs hmmkaay
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kRONE 10 Sep 2008, 16:41
" Netherlands perfo's brother put into my pocket! do no blame me. wouldn't be first time when he is trying to sabotage ppl's life!"
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Sa7z 10 Sep 2008, 16:52
the friend excuse is a pretty nice, but the best option is dont forget the bag next time :P
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nicon 22 Nov 2008, 14:34
just smoke it and say she was dreamin
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