hey nerds

i think yesterday xyl posted his journal detailing how to go from nerd => hero in less than 48 hours.

i've taken all his advice on board and now nerdy xfire people I'M COOL!

here is my advice for the people that think they are cool and respected cos they won eurocupxvixixiviii (maus and butchji)

YOU ARE NOT COOL MAN! you'll never see your fanboys IRL. In the real world everyone will laugh at you cos you play online games.

so what you gotta do is, take a up a cool hobby like dj'ing because if you can't make friends previously, well now you are a dj and you will be popular. also it will be easier to get a HOTTTTT giesel bundchen look a like girlfriend.

stop playing computer games but it's ok to spend 4 hours doing something cool like MAKING MUSIC! also it's cool to post on a gaming forum, as long as you distinguish between yourself and the other nerds. that's ok.

in my new found coolness i fucked 17 girls, axwell asked if he could use my new song i made in his latest set. made a $148,000 and smoked weed all day.

take it from me guys, being cool is better than being a nerd playing games ok.

hopefully sol bans me, because it's cool to not care if you get banned but just want to point out that i hope to get banned and be cool cos i don't care alright!

i don't care if this helped you, just think it's cool and helps me boost my ego.

thanks
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stopped reading half way through.... your a dicksplat

dont tell other people what to do.
cancer off
I followed his tips..

when I was about to leave my house hentai called me we had to prac with snbattalion and he told me it was very important

Don't think I'll be leaving my house the coming 2 centuries
It must have been close! Keep trying dude, you can surely do it!
Parent
that's the spirit keep trying.

everyone of these i'm cool you're a nerd here's how to be like me tutorials is gonna help!
Parent
*noticed* any other useful tips to get through the reality out there?
Parent
sorry man. fucked to many bitches today, need to go to sleep.
Parent
damn. and now? how shall i get this day done? 6 1/2 hours left O M G... i know i wont move away from pc as long as i don't get any other tips from you. maybe you can give some more when you are awake again...maybe in the time when the one bunny lefts and the other comes... i will wait
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It was man, it was!!
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Yeah... I can just imagine!

Next time don't hesitate leaving your phone at your desk!
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fatface:D Only hole you scored was hairy and smelly one
yeah! your mum doesn't really look after herself
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Telling mommajokes wont insult me :D I actually find it rarher disgusting that you had sex with my mother, but hey what can you get with that fatface, e-thug irl pwnator :D
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yeah you're right about your mum. i moved on, ya granny is fine as!
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image: 7204_brendan


Mcdon..blofbblobly, sorry say what ? Your insultingskills needs some refreshment kangaroojack
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what is that symbol next to your date comment
means its edited i think :)
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put your curser on it
lest edited :p

damn you fusen nr.2
Parent
thaaaatzzzz coooooooooool
IS IT THE MARK OF COOLNESS??!?!??!???????





nah :<
tltr (to long to read)
What the fuck man
kad wtf
Seriously though how can people say you can't combine playing ET with a real life? It's not like theres much to do on your average monday night (well theres private practice but it might just be me watching that ;D), right?
a friend of mine does...on toilet he is always shouting "fire in the hooole"
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hahhhhahahah.

i was clubbing last night and only got home now (it's 1am my time) and i threw up about 30mins *ago* cos i drank like 43beers and about 3liters of vodka and did like 14 shots of tequila, but after i threw up i was like "I NEED A MEDIC"

it's true, cool people can combine ET and RL
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tbh...friend of mine hurt his leg...he was lieing on the ground and he said "marc help me " and he just said "need a medic ,...Im a medic "

we were all rofling
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hahah yeah i first played et at friends house after that, for like AGES we would always go

"we need an engineer"
"i'm an engineer"

still to this day i rekon the voice for that is funny as.
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shutup idiot, you're from canada what would you know?
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GET AWAY FROM THE BAR, TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND TO HOLD YOUR JAR AND DANCE WITH ME!
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i hope u get some painful ass disease
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nah but i think your sister has now LOLZ
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your reply began with the wrong word. never use seriously here ;)
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im dj and im playing et...

but both on low level:PP
You're talking like a black guy.
Thanks for opening my eyes!
actually that made me smile :)
every nerd can fuck 17 girls ( they will be ugly though but it is possible xD )
here is my advice for the people that think they are cool and respected cos they won eurocupxvixixiviii (maus and butchji)

mAus never won EC, did he?
you wantz the attention all for you own he? ;p
Parent
I LOVE SARCASM
ur pic says enough about being a nerd
with that kind of face, 17 girls? no way! oh wait, they look like ANGI


no offense :-)
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