one really intersting dialogue [GER]

i guess its mostly germans with good knowledge of the english language who will lol the most. Or englishmen who know german adage.

either way i lold so hard i thought of sharing that piece of text with u.




A: Hi, I become a burger, please.

B: My dear Mr. Singerclub, your English knocks me out of the socks!

A: I laugh me dead! My English is not the yellow from the egg, but I´m heavy on wire. Where is my burger?

B: Sir, hold the air on! Burgers are out.

A: I believe, me kicks a horse! I´m hungry and go on the tooth-flesh! How expensive is a mirror egg?

B: 20 Euros.

A: There goes the dog in the pan crazy! 20 Euros? You are me a funny one!

B: Stay on the carpet, man. Your behaviour makes you so fast nobody after.

A: That is me so what from sausage! Take yourself in eight or the post will go off!

B: Sorry, I stand on the line and only understand rail station.

A: Do you have a jump in the dish? What´s the correct price for one mirror egg?

B: Two Euros.

A: Aha, so runs the bunny, my friend! Your cheating was completely overliquid.

B: I apologize, it wasn´t a fine train from me. Please don´t tell anyone or I come in devils kitchen!

A: Now your ass goes on ground-ice? It interests me not the bean, but I won´t tell anyone.

B: Good, a stone falls from my heart! Now can come, what want.

A: Nothing for ungood, but I think, you don´t have all slats on the fence.

B: As you me, so I you!

A: I hold it in the head not out! Your English makes me really fox devils wild!

B: And me stand the hairs to the mountain, when I hear yours!

A: What you not say! The discussion is full for the cat. I wish you what!