IM FAT

i fucking eat burger king 2 times, yesterday and today. wat is happening :(
and eveything fails, just came home and i am so wet. was slippery snow on ground and i fall like hell, so i got snow in my azz and aleksandra was teasing me cuz i freeze :(((((

sad panda on me ;//
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Ur gay, just stfu already.
hähä :DDDDDD
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>:( ! SHYSH now
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Ur gay, just stfu already.
who is "aleksandra"?
u can find the awnser in profile i guess :x
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it's your little sister, right?
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no thats wrong !
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pics of gf or it never happend
you call your boyfriend alexandra, so nice
I ate @McDonalds today! Big Mac meal with fanta
hey you still have your tan
so camp.
alexL back to pro-gaming!
laol noo !!!! :D
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McDonald is shit
you fell because of those new shoes.. Those were no shoes to be worn in winter..
had these shoes image: 7357-g

:/
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Its like as if u were trying to fall :D
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u're way too pathetic, even for this community.
Noone gives a fuck about your _so awesome life that you have to post it on xfire to get some attention_
Stop wasting bandwhich on the website.
i will not stoop to commenting this
Burger King > *

chrispy chicken is unbeatable!
I ate 3 double xxl burgers with apple juice !! :D
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go for the triple whopper next time, i bet after 2 burgers you give up!
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cant u get the fuck off ffs?
no one cares about ur fuckin weight

get some rl friends, plz thx bb
First gay shoes, now getting fat of junk food .. what's next? :o
HAHAHAHA :DDDDDDDDDDDD
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Cock sucker"!!!!! :D
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That's my pet name =D
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which headset have u :>?
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Sennheiser HDR120
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xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
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Love the one in your profile when your mom comes in man, can't stop laughing : DDD
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lol die gif waar je ma binnekomt, hebt ge die bekende gif nagespeeld waarin een meisje haar tieten toonde en haar pa wam binne, of wast echt :DD
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getting raped by a bodybuilder
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Looking at you I don't think being fat is your biggest concern...
That's no problem! Burger king rules. Just go run it off or go the gym!
man, i dont know why, but i fucking hate you. youre such a faggot
roflmao ur profile pics, no wonder u post this journal
eeh what :D?
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i dont know
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aleksandra?
Swedish for alexander
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i thought its his sister a female version of alexL! :D
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alexL on 04/02/09, 22:14:08 Del | Edit | Reply

no alexander is my name and aleksandra is her name !

!!!!!!!!
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no alexander is my name and aleksandra is her name !
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Schizophrenia is not something to make fun of.
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win! :DDD
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i just found something you and your girlfriend have in common


you're both immigrants
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I have been mislead. Upload a picture of you two, or preferably just her!
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go to solarium
OMG new gym journal incoming! Prepare!!

10..9..8..7..6..5...
Couldn't give less of a fuck that you ate burger king?

I eat fastfood 3 times a week and im 65 kg @ 1.75 m
your new lame shoes failed you :P
did not use them today :(
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then that just means ur a faker and it isnt u in the pic and actually ur weak pussy and ur legs failed u xDDD
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burger king oh plz :P

dont know what u ate but i think its not that bad.. how much kcal has such a menu? If the proteint/carbohydrates/fat percantage on the chickenburger/cheesburger/.. its true , then it is np to eat 5 burgers or smth @mc donalds if u go to gym. especially if u try to get more kg.

Dont rly often eat @burger king but i mostly order at mcdonalds:
3x chickenburger
1x cheesburger
1x hamburger
1x applepocket (apfetalsche in german :D )
and the most unhealthy thing: Gitter pommes (smth like potato wedges.. fucking good but fat only :P )

I once checked how much kcal protein/carbo/fat such a menu has (from what i read on the package of each burger) and it was pretty good. Well depends on what else u plan to eat over the day.. if u drink twice a day a weight gainer with each 1200kcal .. then u shouldn´t eat stuff like that :D
a bit much eh?
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well..

7:15 = bread with some brunch + yoghurt/banana (can´t rly eat smth at this time)
10:00 = 2x fitness kornspitz (puten wurst,salat,käse in nem kornspitz)
13:00 = mcdonals menu or chinese food (all u can eat :P ) .. depending on if i go to gym on that day or not

16:00 = 2x putenschnitzel semmel or again fitness kornspitz

19:00 = what ever mommy makes :>

21:30 if gym: weight gainer (680kcal)
21:30 if not gym: thunfisch sandwitch + some bananas or smth else .. just that i´m not hungry when going to bed :P

thats what i normally eat when i go to school.. can´t rly eat anything else over the day.. buffet only offers some stuff
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bandwurm alda!
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haha when i was going in school, i had 2 proteindrinks with me + lunch 1dl rice and tuna ;)

always ate around 1 / half 2, so if i had lesson that time I did not care i just ate in the classroom. and teachers were like: No Food Here !!
but i never cared about them they cant do shit ;D
so after a while they did not care about me eating :DDDDDD
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protein drinks made with water or some "resistance-milk" ?

i rly can´t drink these shakes if they aren´t cold :(

and what u ate at school? everything is cold ? that suxx :(
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only water ;)
yep the food was cold and the proteindrink got warm :DD

but doesent matter, that comes in, goes out :D
care how it taste xD
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wtf man, how does one eat so many burgers?
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my classmates are asking me that everytime too :D
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pretty much all i can eat is a large mcchicken menu + another chickenburger and a mcflurry!
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well after such a mneu i´m rly doen for the next 2-3 hours :P but if i can´t eat @10:00 (what ever the reason is at school -.-) i could eat 1 or maybe 2 burger more.. but then smth else than chickeburger.. i rly can´t eat too much of them because the sauce starst tasteing like shit.. thats why i have a hamburg & cheesburger.. i eat them after each chickenburger to get a betetr taste :D
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well im done for about 30 min :D


it's just that i can't eat that much at once
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haha had that too :D after a while u can eat a bit more and a bit.. and a hamburger more.. and 2.. and 3.. and .... :D

normally i also got pretty hungry after a short time.. thats why i mostly bought some burger and ate them in the next brake/hour
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You must be huge.
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Norway SioN ate over 10 bigmacs at macdonalds

he sayd people from his work were looking at him like a freak :D


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ye i think with that weight 10big macs are possible :>
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15 bigmacs would slide right in my mouth, getting hungry already
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Idd :{ but how can a midget like you eat so much?
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Phat bastard D:
I did read though that a lot of fast food places are going to be more 'healthy' reducing the salt/fat and all that crap in their foods too! {::::::
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Healthy fastfood, right.
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More healthy than it currently is! \m/¬_¬\m/
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Which isn't very healthy begin with..
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Chickenburger:
238 Kcal
30,1 carbohydrates
8,1 Fat
11,2 protein

well.. its except the fat pretty good.. but i think the carbohydrates aren´t rly "good" carbohydrates.. and are more smth like fat-makeing-shit .. how ever to say in english :P
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Seriously watch supersize me.
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whats that?
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Comedy docu
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Well it wasn't particularly funny when the guy died...
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ah i think i kno what it is.. smth about how they make the food @mcdonalds and fat ppl eating it and stuff.. well as i said.. from what u can read on the package of the brugers they should be pretty good for ppl who want to gain weight and go to gym.. but most ppl say the carbohydrates and stuff arent good and are similar to fat
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I was kidding, he survives. It's about a guy who lives of McDonalds for 30 days and gets all sorts of health issues because of it.
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i wanna have !
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we could be dinnerbuddies! except for the cheese part
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WTF :D That's a hell lot of food for one day, unhealthy too. How do you do it? :D
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:D open your mouth and yammmmmyyamyam ;P
u get also mroe hungryi f u go to gym :P
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Hahaha sounds great ditt fetto : DD
i found this journal amusing
fat boy
That was very disturbing... o_O
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fede svin.. ska du ha noget PØLSE? PØLLER?
oh noes, e-drama
die from obesity you attention whorefag!
rrrastr :/ i feel same - stings of remorse when i eat some shit while i am training everyday ;) but as long as u dont miss ur training time it seems to me OK. what about falling - low tj :D
According to the packages it should contain everything you need to survive. Just watch the docu.
u really should go more to gym
well its nice that you quited ET :) maybe you should quit posting on xfire aswell
The upside is you can sit on someone and they'll never escape!
Possibly the best thing that's happened to you all your life!
gå å sov tjockis, jag ska sova nu. blev fan sent det är inte bra !!!!!!!!!!!

jävla skit

gn
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attention whore detected
Well, you grow up.
GOKU >*
<3333333 alexllllll! :DDDDDDDDDDD
hi hihi goodmorning :D
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offtopic gif bash
do you ever wear a shirt? :D
never @ home =) only if it is rly rly rly cold. I am only going around in underwear when im home :/
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What is this attentionwhoring going on here?
comeone, when i go to BK i eat:
1 Big king xxl
1 tripple whopper
1 doublewhopper cheese bacon
+coke+salad

And im NOT fat
hahahahahahahahaha
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