My hair got owned

This weekend I went to London for bit and then Brighton, had lots of messy fun on Saturday and then I got with this insanely hot girl, anyway on Sunday morning after no sleep she (with a broken finger from that night) and I thought it would be an awesome idea to try and give me a mohican hair cut with an electric leg shaver. The shaver wasnt powerful enough so I ended up with random bald patches on my head it was fucking horrible, had to hide under my hoodie for 2days until I got back to London and sorted it out... so now I am a skinhead with a few slightly random balder patches gg.
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demanding pics of said insanely hot girl
probably not going to happen. :>
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THEN I DO NOT CONDONE THE EXISTENCE OF THIS JOURNAL AND WISH THAT IT BE DELETED BY THIS WEBSITES ADMINISTRATORS.
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APPROVED!
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my left bollock did you fuck her.
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he did say she had a broken finger, so i doubt it was voluntary sex!!
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^^ good point
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Ew her legs are awful:/ and her body looks weird lol
how much did she weight? 200LBS?
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and u would still fuck her...
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Nope:/
would you?

ill go for the skinny girl whilst you can have this fat one
i wouldnt even "go" with a girl that stands on a podium/floor 90% naked

would be a different story if she were a model and it would be for a shoot
but THIS IS JUST UGLY AND RETARDED
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How can you call her fat, you are seriously damaged ;(
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hahaa idd, it cant really get much skinnier, or he prefers girls with anorexia (27kg) :E
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nope.. not really:/ check my reply to rapture
and youll see that it can get much better/skinnier w/o making the girl look/being anorexic
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well i wouldnt wanna call such a table dancer my gf too....but ofc i could imagine other things^^

but shes not fat at all..lol..crazy!!
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she dances in a bar to support herself thru uni, but she doesnt do any dirty stuff (although she could and earn a lot more money.. like her housemate lol)
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well i wouldnt care... i know how men tick....so i wouldnt tolerate the fact that shes dancing like this....i just couldnt...!! :D
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if u think shes fat u need to get ur eyes checked m8, or maybe its just the pic/angle cause shes def not..

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I guess that other pic is just shot from a bad angle then..

i apologize

EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN SEE HER BELLY STICKING OUT THERE TOO!

jk jk
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You must be 100% gay if you wouldnt wanna bang her like rapture said. Ugly legs? Weird body?

Get outta the cave u live in!
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she just isnt my type and this is what i consider "ugly"

i would already get annoyed by her dancing half naked on stage anyways

im sorry for only falling for/liking skinny girls?
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apologies accepted, nps
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i prefer skinny girls too...i dont like any fat and i could never stay long with a girl having big waiste etc....

but this pic is just a failpic...its from a bad ancle so she might not look that good on it...but what u can see and say is: shes not near beeing fat or chubby...!!
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k i know she isnt fat.. shes normal.. maybe a bit more
but would be 2much for me:/ i would stick with the "skinny" girls

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I know you cant see her body but you could imagine..
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I KNOW.. EVEN SHE IS

fuck. im going out to look for the depressive self-cutting constantly throwing up bitch. BBL
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u rly saying she is fat? :o
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the girl in the pics i posted? no:o

the other girl.. well not fat but 2 much for me

Maybe cause im pretty skinny myself too (thats 1.80m and 64kg)
and i cant just imagine myself being or laying next to someone whos got a bigger belly LOL EW that would... gross
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ok i thought so. cause she is thin imo.. :)
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the naked girl? she isnt thin:/ shes normal!

i didnt expect the whole nets to hate me
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nah im talking about ur best friend
if u had call her fat than me is uberfat :p
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haha no shes cool:D and so are you!
are you also one of the lucky ones that can eat all day long w/o gaining a single gram?
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yep! lucky me and my collegueges hate me for that :p
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thats the best thing about....to make fun of the others :D heheheh

i had 4 krapfen and will eat 4 more or smth today....and i have 2 girls in my office...they are way depressed now :D
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Forget everything i said!
Just went to look for a suite and the smallest size they had was 46
i need 44 or 42 Lol fak them
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have same prob i need to buy sometimes childsizes :p
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lol...well my point of view:

fat is not apprecciated in general, dont care if she looks thin in general..if she has fat @ stomache etc its just not adorable for me....

but i wouldnt care if a girl is sportive and has like 5kg more on her, if its not fat...thats what is important to me. but its fkin hard to find a sportive and skinny girl, having nice tits and a mind for more things than just one! :-P
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but its fkin hard to find a sportive and skinny girl, having nice tits and a mind for more things than just one! :-P

agreed:/ some of my best female friends are.. and i wouldnt def. go on a date with them if they werent best friends

to bad i met most of them while they were in a relationship.. and its even harder to find an attractive dutch girl:/

Dude we should go hunting in sweden or some other cool country
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ahm, well no, cause ive already found one! =)

but my advice is...never fucking get a friend type for women...bump or dump :D
who cares if shes in a relationship?! if she falls in love with u, she wont care about anything less than bringing both of u together :D

but im afraid ill have problems in the future....with my point of view on girls :D or maybe the will have problems...:S
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i guess you could be right
1 of them was even kind of flirting with me but i was like CANT GIVE IN

and "but im afraid ill have problems in the future....with my point of view on girls :D or maybe the will have problems...:S "

same: < i care a lot about my looks etc (even use cosmetics lol) and id get so disappointed if i would be in a relationship and she would gain weight:/ IDK my view on girls is just so different compared to my friends/most guys..
i rarely think a girl looks hot/good/cute
theyll be like She looks good.. and ill be like Nah not really..

mostly im instantly calling them fat :/
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i met way hotter chicks then her (just my oppinion ofc) that i wouldn't fuck cuz they're just so fucking weird , doesn't make someone gay imo :p
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ure absolutely gay then....i have to say this...
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ok whatever :p i didn't really put that right though, if it's chicks i don't know and aren't part of my normal life i wouldn't care obviously :p but when they are and are twisted in some way i don't wanna get involved :p
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i just threw up a little in my mouth
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SKINHEAD
Opium, wtf? Where the fuck can you get opium? MDMA etc is fine
my egyptian friend gave me a little bit, it tastes bad when u smoke it and it barely does anything (just relaxes u a bit)
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hairs=overrated
nice paedo theory
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had lots of messy fun on Saturday (lovehearts (MDMA), coke, opium, weed, 2cb, and lots of alcohol)

wtf????
yeah he try to be cool
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not cool when he does it all imo ;)
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yeah he must be retard wnb shitface :D
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pics or never happened
u should have let ger shave your testicles
"had lots of messy fun on Saturday (lovehearts (MDMA), coke, opium, weed, 2cb, and lots of alcohol)"

sounds like an episode of skins :D
TINKO TATUUUUUUUUUU
ALLIES HAVE REPAIRED THE TINKO

:-D
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how hidoi ;_;
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MY TINKO IS GONNABE TATUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Skinheads are gay.

She looks like a bit of a downy in the second pic :/ .. but I wouldn't turn down a fumble from a spacker either with a rack like that.
not true. not a word.
I'd hit it, so grats I s'pose slaphead.
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