FUCK MY LIFE

by v3rtigo • 10 Sep 2009, 00:31 • Journals
Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML

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dnl 10 Sep 2009, 01:34
old, sry
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sabayon 10 Sep 2009, 02:03
dis is old too:

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duNzy 10 Sep 2009, 01:36
jew jokes, 10c
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Shuki 10 Sep 2009, 01:37
Sounds like a intro to a cheap porn movie.
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Spirea 10 Sep 2009, 01:38
yeah right
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llec_ 10 Sep 2009, 01:47
:DDDDDDD
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frusci._. 10 Sep 2009, 01:50
more brazzers / nauhgty america pls!
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GreenClon 10 Sep 2009, 01:51
sure,excuses of teacher doesnt count
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Techniker 10 Sep 2009, 01:55
So... maybe the teacher's a pedobear! O:
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GreenClon 10 Sep 2009, 01:57
maybe? maybe?! MAYBE?! HE IS TEACHER OMG ! :D
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Techniker 10 Sep 2009, 02:13
pedoteacher on his way!
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okkoTamasuki 10 Sep 2009, 01:53
ahahah if that true its awesome xD
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Messi10 10 Sep 2009, 01:54
I hope she was ugly and fat.
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Hope 10 Sep 2009, 01:54
brb, fapping
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BluhBluh 10 Sep 2009, 02:05
fuck your life !
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risee 10 Sep 2009, 03:08
old

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML
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Krii 10 Sep 2009, 07:17
it came out of your wee wee :P
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DoctorWho 10 Sep 2009, 10:19
i see what u did there
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hAIRLESSbEAR 10 Sep 2009, 08:43
Sounds like a intro to a great porn movie.
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anzz 10 Sep 2009, 09:02
fap fap
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Shortje 10 Sep 2009, 12:11
let me guess she didn't stop!
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MarlonBrando 10 Sep 2009, 13:43
dont tell me you didnt like it
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Malak 10 Sep 2009, 14:10
Sounds like a intro to a expensive porn movie.
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Juize 10 Sep 2009, 14:22
the reason u fell asleep is because you watched too much porn last night, which again resulted in that dream
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rAUNCH 10 Sep 2009, 14:24
hhhh alek ya sote ma omed leha kshe ata yashen
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bamby 10 Sep 2009, 17:52
QuoteSounds like a intro to a cheap porn movie.


Yeah, exactly :D
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