HoN Disaster
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15 Nov 2009, 15:13
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It was a Friday afternoon, and I got in late so skipped computing. Onwards to the library, i decided, eager to read on in the play I'm studying for English, Othello.
I sat down, paper out on the desk for my notes, pen to write, and my book in hand. I was reading steadily but no notes were written, soon I had some social interaction with a female from my English class - but this is where it all went wrong!
The night before, HoN was going down as usual, and after not seeing any hero that is fun to play, and knowing we needed a tank, I manned up and took big bad HAMMERSTORM. I had never played this hero before, so I asked the more experienced big bad HAMMERSTORM player,
Perfo. He happily told me to get fortified bracelets, marchers, shrunken head, elder parasite, all the good items to get with big bad HAMMERSTORM.
Now, these were all written on my notepad, so that I would not have to ask again in game and distract others, and the page had not been ripped off, so they were still boldly there, with shrunken head underlined. I failed to notice, the girl did not. After a minute of talking, I was asked what a shrunken head was. And I don't think I've ever panicked so much, and told her it is something I want to buy for my bedroom since I just moved house, then quickly retreated the notepad slyly.
So there we have it, everyone in my English class has been told I want a shrunken head for my bedroom. I little price to pay for leaving everything on my notepad, however. I don't think telling her that I wanted some 'Enhanced Marchers' because I need a new pair of shoes would of worked.
On the plus side, Tegan and Sara in the Manchester Academy 2 were fucking incredible last evening.
Have a nice day, and remember to rip off your notepad pages dedicated to HoN.
I sat down, paper out on the desk for my notes, pen to write, and my book in hand. I was reading steadily but no notes were written, soon I had some social interaction with a female from my English class - but this is where it all went wrong!
The night before, HoN was going down as usual, and after not seeing any hero that is fun to play, and knowing we needed a tank, I manned up and took big bad HAMMERSTORM. I had never played this hero before, so I asked the more experienced big bad HAMMERSTORM player,
Perfo. He happily told me to get fortified bracelets, marchers, shrunken head, elder parasite, all the good items to get with big bad HAMMERSTORM. Now, these were all written on my notepad, so that I would not have to ask again in game and distract others, and the page had not been ripped off, so they were still boldly there, with shrunken head underlined. I failed to notice, the girl did not. After a minute of talking, I was asked what a shrunken head was. And I don't think I've ever panicked so much, and told her it is something I want to buy for my bedroom since I just moved house, then quickly retreated the notepad slyly.
So there we have it, everyone in my English class has been told I want a shrunken head for my bedroom. I little price to pay for leaving everything on my notepad, however. I don't think telling her that I wanted some 'Enhanced Marchers' because I need a new pair of shoes would of worked.
On the plus side, Tegan and Sara in the Manchester Academy 2 were fucking incredible last evening.
Have a nice day, and remember to rip off your notepad pages dedicated to HoN.
I sat down, toiletpaper paper out and I had an appifany. Why don't I shit on my desk and notes, stick a pen in my ass, all while reading my book. I was reading steadily with my pants down but had not started to dump the hot choclate. In that moment a female from my English class walked in, my Mom let her in - but this is where it all went wrong!
The Morning before, I took a huge steamer as usual and looked at it with amazement, I wondered how it tastes. So I manned up and took big bad CHUNK and shoved it in my mouth. I had never eaten shit before, so I asked the more experienced big bad CHUNK gulper,
Now, these were all written with shit on my notepad, so that I would not have to disturb him again while still being able to keep my appetite with the lovely smell. The page had not been ripped off, so it was still boldly there, with big bad CHUNK recipe underlined. I failed to notice, the girl did not. After a minute of awkwarness , I was asked what was wrong with me. And I don't think I've ever panicked so much, and told her it's my piece for art class, then quickly took the pen out of my ass, pulled my pants up, retreated the notepad slyly with shit flying everywhere while repeating "This is just choclate" over and over.
So there we have it, everyone in my English class has been told I want a big bad CHUNK recipe. A little price to pay for ass painting on my notepad, however. I don't think telling her that I wanted some 'Marshmellows' because I like the way it feels when I stick my penis into them would have made it any less awkward.
On the plus side, 2girls1cup live @ Manchester Academy were fucking incredible last evening.
Have a nice day, and remember to just take the pen out of your ass and use that instead.
In the middle of a conversation with 2 chicks.
winghaven.