malchzik pl

Browsing captains’ applications for current Nc I‘ve spotted malchzik .pl‘s one.
There was an epic story in 2008 I‘d like to entertain you with.
Malchik, not being good enough for team pl, has come to team ru ‘s channel
& told that he has some Russian blood & wants to play for team ru.
I was team manager @ that year, & joke with slaw were picking up the players for the national team.
Being not a resident of Russia u had to send a copy of yr passport to an admin (to prove u r Russian living abroad); I guess the admin was bartichello.
So malchik started to pm active Russian players, asking them to send him their passport.
I don’t know, was he planning just to send it as it is , or with some editing @ photoshop.
No1 agreed to send him the passport’s copy.
I really felt sad for him & wanted to help so I took malchik’s pic from 1 of his hater’s journals
, downloaded a blank passport @ RU government site & filled it with some random info.

image: passport1

Iwas ready 2 send it to him, but then...
Russiaslaw & Russiajoke told him goodbye since their vision of the lu didn’t include malchik.

After that, he joined team Ukraine‘s channel & said –
(there was a Russian idler there who shared it & we had some lulz )
“Guys, I thought of playing for Russia but they are actually real morons so I decided to choose ua,
since I have some Ukrainian blood.”


I srsly can’t get why ua has only 1 guy who applied ,who is actually not the smartest one, not Ukrainian but Polish & being busted with wallhack in the past.

WHILE U HAVE FORWARDUA the legendary man.


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cool story bro
lol pic like this one in passport? :XDDDDDD
:DDDDDDD
the ukranian passport is not fake though
never underestimate his photoshop skills, man, just never
Parent
his ps skills are lower than low
Parent
haha, you gotta be kidding
Parent
in relation to me he has no skill

:D egoboost
Parent
how can u be sure
Parent
Because it's a real dumbass and I was born there. Messing with me, is messing with my friends of my uncles who is known niggah in teh Kiev! so gtfo :)!!!!!!!
Parent
ahahaahhaaa
Cool passport, looks very real.
hähäh :D
faking id doesnt end good. alex might get cellm8
cool shades
still makeing cry post because that epic lost against ET`? :DDDD
idd, kinda pathetic
Parent
: P ? what the fuck is this?
Nice try after you failed in the last match Mighty :) Maybe let's return to it !? If someone's don't know, we won the match vs banda 4:2, but obviously Might didn't accept the score, he said this war should be cancelled, becasue we had "convers". I don't fucking care, since he was the lowest in the team, by dmg & acc. Anyway, I made a journal calling MightBro kinda fool and stuff. Now I see, you wanted a revenge ;) Well np, but nice faking logs. First of all, I was playing with some1 from Russia, while asked (since I was talking Russian) to maybe play with Team Russia. Since mr.biggest ua retard - Gr3ma said he won't take me, I decided to prac with RU. Actually I wanted to figure out how to get the passport. Anyway I was kicked few hours later, so I don't see the point mentioning that. I am just fucking curious, why the fuck did you fake this passport? In not a transcription it is like: malcziek, pawel walhackurowicz, bobrujskaja oblast, netlimiterski rajon, silo lagi, what actually means Pawel (ye, my name), Wallhackurwowicz - wallhacker+whore, bobruskaja (wtf?), netlimiterski rajon (netmiliters region) and "Lag" village. It's kindda stupid from your side, but well, nice try mate!
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